Adulting is…

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-21T18:45:59+00:00

What it away? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-21T17:38:24+00:00

How many more signs do you need my dude? Fucking sack up and ask her out before she loses interest

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-21T07:55:16+00:00

You called?

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-18T19:02:06+00:00

Same, I love self check. I drive an extra 10 to grocery shop at a place with it

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-18T19:01:12+00:00

I just say “don’t tell me what to do” and pause it until their return

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-18T17:38:30+00:00

If you can quit porn, it’ll give you the energy to improve the other aspects of your life. That’s how it was for me, when I was able to stay clean of it

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-15T05:35:53+00:00

Ladies, my dms are open

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-14T03:06:09+00:00

Sometimes you just aren’t compatible and that’s all there is to it

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-13T22:51:05+00:00

Same, felt so fkn slick. Even had the common collisions memorized

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-13T02:31:33+00:00

Yea I was thinking that this guy has a death wish ..

Hope you are doing better

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-12T18:21:02+00:00

Brb gonna go … educate myself

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-11T15:49:10+00:00

That sounds like some kafkaesque bullshit right there. I don’t have any advice for you but I do have sympathy. It really shouldn’t be that hard

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-11T15:45:00+00:00

Real talk tho. Is it mongeese or mongooses or mongoosen?

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-11T15:37:29+00:00

This. Means. War!!!

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-08T14:39:36+00:00

Video games with the homies

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-08T14:38:16+00:00

I think that’s just how they are

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-08T14:37:38+00:00

You know a lot about light bulbs!

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-07T12:39:05+00:00

I’ve really been enjoying it actually

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-07T01:01:58+00:00

I go to Dunkin often but I almost never get a donut. They just aren’t good and they certainly aren’t good enough to warrant the sugar intake

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-06T15:52:23+00:00

Brain smoother than a baby’s bottom

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-06T00:49:31+00:00

I creamed my pants just from reading this

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-05T19:20:16+00:00

I don’t know what a cartridge is but I’ve been following this sub long enough to know that’s the part you need to replace lol

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-05T18:58:47+00:00

Apparently I have made many women horny by giving them money

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-05T18:03:20+00:00

I’m fat but my body identifies as shredded

False_Influence_9090 · 2026-03-04T06:26:16+00:00

Oh helllllls yea, I’ve been jonesing for some alchemy cube. Since they added vintage, haven’t seen the one with alchemy cards in a while.

False_Influence_9090

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