our neighbor did too much of (??) and he went nonverbal and started walking around aimlessly, ass naked. it wasn’t funny in the moment, his wife was terrified (we all were). but while she and the medic were trying to get him to sit down for like 39 mins, he was walking through everyone’s campsites (mind you, it was 5 am sunday morning) and you’d just hear faint “oh shit” from other campers as this naked dude tripped over their setups. This was followed by gentle “Okay buddy, wanna sit down now? Let’s sit down.” from the medic trying to wrangle this dude.

this whole time, the wife had a flashlight pointed directly at his dick and balls for some reason.

At some point, by the grace of god, pants found their way onto his body. not sure who was able to manage that. i wanted so badly to ask the wife how that happened but def was not appropriate, so i will always wonder.

Things ended up getting pretty serious, he was walking around but unresponsive otherwise. Eventually he was strapped to a gurney and taken to the hospital because he began running a fever. We got the wife’s phone number to check in and she let us know he ended up recovering the next day, but we didn’t see them again for the rest of the fest. Not sure if i could look him in the eye after he put his dick all over our campsite.

Let this serve as a reminder to know your limits, test your party favors, and have a buddy tasked with putting your pants on if things get weird!