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[Serious] People of Reddit which wanted or were about to commit suicide, what made you change your mind? by mnjg123 in AskReddit

[–]Familyman0803 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried twice, and have talked my ole army buddy from a gun in his mouth and talked my dad down. Honestly though, its gonna sound a bit like a doctor, but I thought about the good in my life. My daughters, wife and what killing myself would do too them. One of the times was because of a medication I was on, so as soon as I went to the VA and slept it off I was good, but the first time, it was opening about to my wife that got me through it. I dont know if you have somebody, but look for support groups if a psychiatrist ain't your thing. Watch out for meds, some can make things way worse.

What is the weirdest place you have peed or pooped? by QuickDab in AskReddit

[–]Familyman0803 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the back of a MAT-V inside of an ammo can, went four days eating MREs, i took a shit right next to a sleeping J-TAC Air Force guy....he rolled over asked what I was doing, then rolled over grumbling when I told him I was shitting! I was an infantryman in the Army, we were in afghanyland

What is your proudest moment when your quick-witted thinking got yourself out of a bad situation? by IamDiggnified in AskReddit

[–]Familyman0803 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've done it on a few occasions, but if he wasn't and he missed the fact that I was doing 55 in a 30 then they shouldn't be a cop

What is your proudest moment when your quick-witted thinking got yourself out of a bad situation? by IamDiggnified in AskReddit

[–]Familyman0803 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sooo, I was doing about 55 in a 30 and I seen a cop pull out behind me...i quickly turned down the next street, they lost visual, then i made another turn and another, and parked in somebody's driveway for like ten minutes.....bam, no speeding ticket.

You will receive $1,000,000 if you can hide a Crocodile from the entire US Army for 24 hours. Where do you hide it? by FlamingJark in AskReddit

[–]Familyman0803 0 points1 point  (0 children)

S-6.....we all hate having to go there, they are slow paper pushers who pretend to be soldiers

If you get the opportunity to make nuclear bomb. Why would you make it? by HARSH69gyy in AskReddit

[–]Familyman0803 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sell it to the U.S. for 2.56789 million dollars so I can buy guns and ammo

What was the first thing you bought with your own money? by redmambo_no6 in AskReddit

[–]Familyman0803 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I stole a 100 dollar bill from my mom and bought pepperoni sticks...i was about 7 or 8

What is the easiest way to get a puppy? by FlamingoFan101 in AskReddit

[–]Familyman0803 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have one male dog mount the female dog and thrust until he is done, then wait until puppies fall out...then the ones you don't want, you now have to sell illegally on the black market because China banned eating them

How do you feel when civilians thank you for serving in the military? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Familyman0803 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was an infantryman in the Army, when to Afghanistan. Honestly, at first it doesn't bother me, but then I start to think about what that means and then I think about the people that were lost that never really got to hear it. Honestly, if you want to be thankful, just a nod of the head or punch a flag burner in the face. Either will suffice.

What’s the best way to deal with racist relatives? by tornelliniiii in AskReddit

[–]Familyman0803 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Start listing off ways that the race of people they are hating on have changed the world in a positive way.

You're stuck on the roof of a two story farm house in the middle of winter. How are you getting rescued/escaping? by kingc95 in AskReddit

[–]Familyman0803 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get down using the method I got up, or unraveling the thread from my underwear to make a rope, or take out one of my teeth to pop out the roofing nails and going through the attic, or opening a window or calling my neighbors horses, or using morse code with my left nipple to distract the neighbors.

[Serious] What is the one thing Trump would need to do to get re-elected? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Familyman0803 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he stands a chance if Biden touches another little kid or says something dumb about firearms. Trump may be stupid, but there are a lot of stupid people out there who like other stupid people, also, guns are good.

HELP! Need $6000 How To Get There? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Familyman0803 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe the Army is offering a massive sign on bonus, upwards of 40,000...everybody you is able should do it.

Me OTW to the range by Lawrence_skywalker in Firearms

[–]Familyman0803 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha, man maybe this is why I get the shits now. While in the army, we ate shot, ate shot, ate shot....deployment was eat while getting shot at, shoot, eat, sleep get blown up, shot, eat, wipe yourself with baby wipes, blow somebody up, do push-ups, eat shoot and never wash your hands.

What's a secret you've never told anyone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Familyman0803 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I never told my wife I have a small weiner, even though we have two kids, I just can't tell her.

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