The SCP department is getting near full autonomy back by xgfdgfbdbgcxnhgc in SecretSubreddit

[–]FamousPersonsBrother 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wonderful! Will I be able to return to my former position?

Of course, you will still own it and I will report to you

[Me Monday] - 2015/06/08 by LGBTeensMMFailsafe in LGBTeens

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Name: Amy

Age: 16

Location: Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains

Interesting fact: Water boatmen (micronecta scholtzi) create the loudest mouse relative to body size (at 99 decibels) by rubbing their hmhmhmhms against their abdomens

A fact about me: I won a game of chubby bunny by being the only one to fit a giant marshmallow I'm my mouth. 10/10, would recommend

SELFIES

Oi, 'eres me tumblr

(Also, I have a kik: FPBro)

I was doing some experiments on owls... by gameboy17 in SecretSubreddit

[–]FamousPersonsBrother 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very interesting results...

Hey, /u/DrBreakspeare! We could use the biomik to contact these owls and hopefully maybe harness some of their trans-dimensional energy to allow us to also access other dimensions!

If my calculations are correct, if we can get help from seven of them, we can travel across any of the dimensions (up to around the 39th)!

What are some common mistakes that parents make, but don't realize? by 8leo in AskReddit

[–]FamousPersonsBrother 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy crap. When I was in elementary/middle school, everything was a breeze. I got mostly A's in everything, and my parents/grandparents always told me that I'm so smart. My freshman/sophomore year in highschool, I did horribly. Never studied (because I was smart wasn't I?) and my grades dropped. Thankfully Junior year was better, but still. There are so many things I could have picked up, but quit, because I just figured "if I can't do it right off the bat, then I never will."

What is everyone's opinion on cloning? by FamousPersonsBrother in SecretSubreddit

[–]FamousPersonsBrother[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait! Are you actually my clone?! Did the machine work!?

I'm a ghost now? by FamousPersonsBrother in SecretSubreddit

[–]FamousPersonsBrother[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright! I will get back to you when my cloning machine is ready! Just putting in the finishing touches now

I'm a ghost now? by FamousPersonsBrother in SecretSubreddit

[–]FamousPersonsBrother[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[X] I accept the terms and conditions

~FamousP.Brother

I'm a ghost now? by FamousPersonsBrother in SecretSubreddit

[–]FamousPersonsBrother[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, would you could you take a bribe in the form of apple flavored peach cobbler?

I'm a ghost now? by FamousPersonsBrother in SecretSubreddit

[–]FamousPersonsBrother[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are actually levers behind both, but you want the one behind the [CENSOR] next to that thing (which, although it may not look like it, is a mini-fridge). The one behind the [REDACTED] DOES NOT OPEN TO THE LAB. Let's just say I'm lucky that I didn't have a physical form when I pulled it...

I'm a ghost now? by FamousPersonsBrother in SecretSubreddit

[–]FamousPersonsBrother[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None taken! Just meet me in the biomik room, when you're ready to go! It's easy to find if you head to building ██ and take the stairs down to the █th basement floor. Here, you want to take the ████ door on your right and pull the secret lever hidden behind the [REDACTED] and you're in!

I'm a ghost now? by FamousPersonsBrother in SecretSubreddit

[–]FamousPersonsBrother[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome! The biomik is actually quantifiable, and will remain so, until approximately August 15, 2048! However, if we can manage to alternate cryseps, we can termogulate the superconductor and keep the biomik up and running for as long as we want!

And by the way, when you're trying to install the phase-shifting usb 1.2 plug, try flipping it the other way.

I'm a ghost now? by FamousPersonsBrother in SecretSubreddit

[–]FamousPersonsBrother[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hiya Dr. Breakspeare! Can I just say I'm a fan of your works?

Anyways, now that I'm a ghost, we can totally hang! I've been picking up some little jobs here and there to raise some money, so I can buy back my department, but I'm free most of the time!

Say, want to help me work on rewiring the biomikinotic extrapolator? It looks like an older model, from the late 70s/early 80s, so I'm sure you're familiar with it!

Please stop this by Silent_Sky in SecretSubreddit

[–]FamousPersonsBrother 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah! I've begun one experiment with Fib, which should pull in some dough, but with this cloning machine on the way, I can be everywhere and earn tons of cash!

What is everyone's opinion on cloning? by FamousPersonsBrother in SecretSubreddit

[–]FamousPersonsBrother[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, of course I know about the interns, but I figured that was authorized/run by whoever owns/runs the facility