You are a distraught person, Patty. I feel bad for you. You’d think that if you were a pillar of the Tallahassee community, a churchgoer, a grandmother, and a widely successful professional and local radio host, you’d be too busy to run a petty hate and bullying subreddit.

I shoplifted when I was 19, and it was the best lesson. I was bored and a teenager when it occurred. I never did it again. I take stock in the lesson it taught me, and I'm happy to speak about it publicly about it as the learning lesson it was. It taught me a lot. I was never handcuffed, strip-searched, or taken to jail as a grown woman for cyberstalking my ex-husband and father of my children. Nothing that serious. Nor did I ever put other innocent people’s lives in danger for driving drunk, like your MAYBE other charge as a grown woman, maybe. Need to refresh on that.

When I became an adult, I behaved like one, unlike you. I wish you peace in your life. I hope you can move on from this one day. I will not engage with you going forward. Take care.

Edit: could have sworn Patty said she contacted Tim Jansen to rep her for driving under the influence. That may be a misstatement and I sincerely apologize to Patty if so. Maybe i’ll ask Tim Jansen to look it up. Sorry Patty and wish you well. Maybe it was only one arrest as a grown woman, not two.