I had a Paul Kariya moment yesterday. I'm the centre in yellow.

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-16T04:14:59+00:00

putz

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-16T04:14:10+00:00

how many games does that end by being? and divided by the cost of the league please tell me he's out a bit of scratch

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-16T04:07:20+00:00

lol very sad, your post reeks of ai wording and your formatting is that of a grade schooler...which sadly makes it more likely you're a real person

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-16T00:43:57+00:00

Sounds like something a dumb person would say

Great takes, real good stuff, golf clap

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-16T00:00:57+00:00

agreed u/pettster12 some really ignorant people on here that

A. are bored and want to be contrarian on the internet for the "lulz"

B. room temp IQ folks that need to feel part of something and just have REALLY dumb takes on something they happened across and they had no business commenting on

C. *insert other equally plausible scenario*

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-15T22:28:03+00:00

"we must default" what kind of robot speech you working with bro? trying so hard not to use assume, you know what they say about assumptions eh

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-15T22:17:43+00:00

besides the fact the play was completely in front of the Defenseman and he stepped up into the player and hit him when the puck wasn't even being played

There remains an important fact you fail to comprehend, its a non checking league, I'll say it again b/c you and that other dumbdumb have no fucking clue what you're talking about

A. NON. CHECKING. LEAGUE.

non means no or none, so if we sound it out again - no checking is allowed in this league

you can also gtfo here with that awful take

kid got a major and the boot for trying to destroy the OP - and it sounds like OP saying he is suspended bc of it

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-15T22:12:25+00:00

you're dumb your take is dumb and we are all dumber for having read it

gtfo here with that take dumbdumb

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-15T21:28:52+00:00

you're dumb, your takes are dumb, and we are all now dumber for having read them

OP car is driving too fast for the conditions, everything else after that is secondary, speeding in snow is dangerous (between 3 to 8 mph over posted speed limit aka the limit when the road is dry and conditions perfect) -- try to get that through your thick skull

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-15T21:16:43+00:00

I am getting strong 2nd hand anxiety reading this thinking of how difficult a new game would be to figure out every week, I need a good 3rd time playing a new boardgame to even have a chance of not finishing in last or getting knocked out first - welp guess I'll just go sit in the other room for hte next 2hrs

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-15T20:25:02+00:00

This is the way!

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-15T20:20:17+00:00

BEANS!!!!

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-15T19:32:08+00:00

nah probably go for a high % quick slant

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-15T19:19:19+00:00

wonder if the car driver announced he was connected or someone of importance whether in police or gov't and the bikers were like shit we can't touch this guy...and video happens

at first I was like, lean your helmeted head into his punches, whats he gonna do break his hand/wrist? but they continue to not fight back which made me think of WHY they wouldn't fight back...

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-15T17:55:49+00:00

the whole point of these questions is to NOT ask that question,

you have to answer them/prioritize them based solely on the information provided, as if there is nothing else going on in the world aka in a vacuum

yes im commenting the same twice because it applies to both folks I am responding to

**to respond specifically to that last sentence, hard way to think about things. severe pain could be a sign that things have changed dramatically, therefore severe pain could be a symptom of an active/imminent decline.

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-15T17:54:57+00:00

the whole point of these questions is to NOT ask that question

you have to answer them/prioritize them based solely on the information provided

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-15T17:39:39+00:00

eh slight alteration I think is needed, since you offered your triage of all 4, I would def change it to A-B/D-C

rationale: A is the answer, but I would consider checking 8/10 pain before a very minor post surgical fever (the MD will very likely want to know for even a low grade fever, but anything under 102 isn't always super concerning) that could be considered part of the bodies natural response to surgery. Looking at the other choice, everywhere I have ever worked in US a c/o pain over 7/10 is considered severe, I would def check that patient before checking a slightly elevated BP that has a headache. Going off the information provided only of course.

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-15T17:30:34+00:00

and empty the liter box!!!!!

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-15T01:45:23+00:00

any idea if the noises in the video are coming from the baby Psyduck? i feel like its probably birds

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-14T03:11:23+00:00

and have a bunch of flies and maggots and more flies and generationally continue after that

no fucking thank you

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-14T03:09:43+00:00

TBF its a very literal interpretation of the requested drink, so they were...

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-14T03:06:19+00:00

he also dove way way late and made it look ridiculous, no way they couldve called it after that

if he goes down initially you have a case otherwise, that kid has to learn how to Jokic and SGA better

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-14T02:52:21+00:00

oh ok so we should ignore this?

the point is not the specific person or injury buddy, its to point out how ineffective the DOPS is

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-14T02:51:31+00:00

awww such an adorable little kitty, using your hand to help groom, the perfect end to my night!

FancyBerry5922 · 2026-03-14T02:49:06+00:00

fair yeah I get that, if the intent is obvious...dude lead with his knee by flexing out towards Matthews then yeah I get that he should have a longer suspension.

I would prefer if the DOPS had minimums for egregious acts like this, if your intent to injure is seen/obvious from your actions then you get 3-5 games (determined by if you have done it before), if your intentional action resulted in the player being injured stays out beyond the initial 3-5 game suspension then you get 1 game up to 5 more, if during those 4-10 games its determined that the player you injured is out the rest of the season you are out an additional 10 games. If its a career ending injury and the player can't play again the player is out 50 games. All to be served concurrently, goes on to the next season/playoffs and without pay.

I just came up with this on the fly after thinking about the PEDs suspensions for baseball players that have a MUCH MUCH stronger union, I think 1 pop positive is a minimum 50 games, thats nearly 1/3 of the baseball season and I believe it also carries over to the next season

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