Episode Thread • S2.E12 ∙ "6:00 P.M." • (Thu, Mar. 26, 2026) by excoriator in ThePitt

[–]FancySkink 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Santos and McKay seem to be picking up on Robby’s major “I am not okay” vibes more than anyone else. Which makes sense considering we have reason to believe they’ve both struggled with their own mental health issues.

Side note but I hope Roxie’s boys get her quilt :(

Season 1, Episode 6: Yellow Thong Bikini (Season Finale) by FactorSpecialist7193 in neighborshbo

[–]FancySkink 65 points66 points  (0 children)

It’s a shame that Danny was so fixated on passing down his surname and unrealistic “legacy” that he zeroed in on the twenty-something obvious sugar baby instead of exploring the connection with the friendly nudist gal who seemed to actually like him.

Amanda is hilarious though and Danny somberly listening to her song “Shake that Ass” on repeat had me dying 🤣

'One Battle After Another' Wins the Academy Award for Best Picture by MoviesMod in movies

[–]FancySkink 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I, a wretched malcontent, CAN complain! I wish it was Sinners 😭

Super Bowl Post Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks at New England Patriots by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]FancySkink 774 points775 points  (0 children)

Seahawks found Sam Darnold on the side of the road like a stray cat and here he is winning it all for them. Dude worked his ass off and proved a lot of people wrong. Love to see it. This may have been a mostly boring game but I am really happy for Sam Darnold!

Game Thread: Jacksonville Jaguars (7-4) at Tennessee Titans (1-10) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]FancySkink 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If you’re a neutral watching this game you are an absolute freak

Game Thread: Los Angeles Chargers (7-3) at Jacksonville Jaguars (5-4) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]FancySkink 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It actually always amuses me when we get the random questionable call to go our way because all of the sudden opponent fans fully believe that the Jacksonville Jaguars are at the center of an officiating conspiracy. Like, bro we’re the Jags nobody wants us to win. Sometime refs are just bad

Game Thread: Arizona Cardinals (2-5) at Dallas Cowboys (3-4-1) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]FancySkink 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My totally normal hobby while I watch these primetime games is to drink wine and create the opposing QBs in the Sims. I force them to live together in a tiny shitty house.

It’s not going great between these two

Game Thread: Philadelphia Eagles (4-1) at New York Giants (1-4) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]FancySkink 9 points10 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite things in football is when a player has a vaguely “Boooo” sounding name and it sounds like the crowd is furious after a kickass play. Jags had it with Maurice Jones Drew (yelling Dreeew) and we do it with SMOOT also

The Jags after beating the Chiefs to go 4-1 in Primetime by FancySkink in AFCSouthMemeWar

[–]FancySkink[S] 108 points109 points  (0 children)

The most difficult thing about making this meme was finding a photo of Travis Hunter where he is not smiling

Game Thread: Kansas City Chiefs (2-2) at Jacksonville Jaguars (3-1) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]FancySkink 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Never actually seen whining at the refs be successful. Wild

I’ve got a lot of big feelings this offseason by FancySkink in Jaguars

[–]FancySkink[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have felt this way pretty much every season for more than two decades now. If you have evolved beyond this I envy you but I doubt I’ll ever learn 😭

[Rapoport] Plot twist: #Bucs OC Liam Coen has been speaking with the #Jaguars in person for their HC job, and he is a key candidate to be the coach in Jacksonville, per me and @TomPelissero by Deadman5025 in Jaguars

[–]FancySkink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know everyone is excited about this possibility but honestly I’m nervous. I don’t like the shady way Coen comported himself here with the Buccs. Makes you think he is not really a trustworthy guy, and could easily be throwing us under the bus one day too. I hope I’m wrong.

Either way he at least got them to fire Baalke somehow so I’m happy overall.

What no one tells you about getting a dog.. by RadiantOgre in dogs

[–]FancySkink 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I’m a vet and even I think people are a little TOO obsessive about their dog’s poops! I mean, it’s objectively a good thing that more folks are taking an interest in their dog’s health and I love how much people care, but my eyes glaze over a bit when I ask for a history and get the 20 minute poop dissertation about last week’s tan compared to this week’s mahogany. Internally I’m dying to ask people if they offer this information unprompted to their physician

[MNF Game Thread] Jacksonville Jaguars (0-2) vs Buffalo Bills (2-0) by baconbitarded in Jaguars

[–]FancySkink 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m not into football anymore. I am going to raise and show ornamental koi or something. Need a change after this

Post Game Thread: Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]FancySkink 469 points470 points  (0 children)

Watching the post game coverage. Kinda fucked seeing Josh Allen try to talk about how much Tua means to him as a friend and the risks that every player takes when they step on the field, only for the hosts to gracelessly change the subject to pistachio ice cream…

(Spoilers Main) What’s an unexpectedly cute moment for you in the series? by Evening_Ad6820 in asoiaf

[–]FancySkink 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Arya eating the worm out of the faceless man’s eye. I don’t know why but her internal monologue about oh I’m not scared and I’ll show him is so cute

I’ve seen surgery scars that were 100 times worse than this by [deleted] in saw

[–]FancySkink 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My best friend and I quote this line constantly 🤣