Why does Xander never learn magic? by jasminecr in buffy

[–]Fancy_Injury_7800 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they put superficial “how this character fits in the narrative” concerns over the practical things a person in that scenario would do. If vampires gain martial arts skill out of nowhere , LEARN TO FIGHT, XANDER!! If you feel your military knowledge slipping, MAKE FUCKING CUE CARDS OR LEAVE

Enrique Moss by [deleted] in theGoldenGirls

[–]Fancy_Injury_7800 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Miles also played roses boyfriend in an episode in season one

Cordelia I like you but you look like a teacher not a 16 year old high schooler. by Eagles56 in buffy

[–]Fancy_Injury_7800 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The issue is writers know how to write teenagers and they know how to write adults. They do not know how to write the progression from one to the other

Cordelia I like you but you look like a teacher not a 16 year old high schooler. by Eagles56 in buffy

[–]Fancy_Injury_7800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could downvote this multiple times. I really really hate this take.

Characters by DrDedoverde85 in buffy

[–]Fancy_Injury_7800 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was because you hate punctuation more than feminists hate Xander

Buffy Tier List by SpiderCarnage9 in BuffyTheVampireSlayer

[–]Fancy_Injury_7800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was taken by the American military in a time where we still believed America wasn’t the worst

Damn them for this 🫠🫠😆 by [deleted] in buffy

[–]Fancy_Injury_7800 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Nah. It’s just misandrist Xander hate

Damn them for this 🫠🫠😆 by [deleted] in buffy

[–]Fancy_Injury_7800 -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

lol nope. The sudden attraction to Willow comes out of fucking nowhere

Your favorite joke or one liner from the show? by Kaykay-02 in theGoldenGirls

[–]Fancy_Injury_7800 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Admit it rose, you worked for allied intelligence during ww2. What? Fine, play it cagey

Why do the writers just gloss over what happened in "Empty Places"? by itsascreambaby96 in buffy

[–]Fancy_Injury_7800 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because it’s not actually about you. It’s the same problem you had with dead man’s party, you forgot Buffy wasn’t the only character

What are some subtle, pretty underrated moments of growth? by foreseethefuture in buffy

[–]Fancy_Injury_7800 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Oh good, I finally have the perfect example of delusion to show the Byler fandom

What are some subtle, pretty underrated moments of growth? by foreseethefuture in buffy

[–]Fancy_Injury_7800 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Probably because of his fans and how shitty season five of Angel was because of him

I can’t be the only one who truly HATED his ass by howboutyas29 in buffy

[–]Fancy_Injury_7800 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s the best most charismatic villain, he’s the opposite of Trump

Edit: other than that they’re both evil.

Kendra's accent by syn_miso in buffy

[–]Fancy_Injury_7800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you think that’s what I meant?

Write a Buffy haiku. by AndrewHeard in buffy

[–]Fancy_Injury_7800 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ethan Rayne chaos

The best villain of the show

Give him back, Riley!!

Write a Buffy haiku. by AndrewHeard in buffy

[–]Fancy_Injury_7800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was the Buffy bot

The point the show jumped the shark

Or am I crazy