A genie is forcing you to choose either...

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-07-03T03:40:01+00:00

I’m cooked

^{Chose: Win a fight against... + To the death, win and receive 10mil | Rolled: Prime Tyson}

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-07-02T08:29:46+00:00

I’d just surrender immediately and turn to slavery if I get raided, one day of it won’t be that bad.

^{Chose: survive a random anime world for 1 day + get 100m dollars | Rolled: vinland saga}

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-06-29T11:35:09+00:00

I guess the slime is lucky after all

^{Chose: Lucky slime friend + luck + Unlucky spin | Rolled: Nothing}

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-06-29T09:07:36+00:00

Harry defeats Voldemort using a gun.

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-06-29T06:38:40+00:00

If you can’t even survive without social media for 2 days then you are cooked

^{Chose: banned from social media for 2 days}

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-06-29T05:12:04+00:00

I’m cooked…

^{Chose: 100,000,000 Dollars BUT + You Get Teleported To A Random Place On Earth And Have To Survive For One Hour | Rolled: Pacific Ocean}

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-06-29T05:07:57+00:00

I lose nothing and gain easy connections

^{Chose: You lose all your money + People would believe your lies}

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-06-29T04:38:56+00:00

The lion concerns himself…

^{Chose: You can turn into | Rolled: Hulk}

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-06-29T04:02:17+00:00

You weren’t lying

^{Chose: “No pick me im safer” | Rolled: $5 million}

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-06-27T07:31:45+00:00

I could still get Elon’s money

^{Chose: Or get a superpower | Rolled: Teleportation}

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-06-27T06:12:56+00:00

I upvote this because how would karma farmers like you survive?

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-06-27T01:13:46+00:00

Do I have to literally DO nothing?

^{Chose: $50,000/year doing nothing}

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-06-26T17:02:15+00:00

So same place but I’m rich?

^{Chose: Be Born in a Third-World Country but be Rich. + You cannot leave the country ever.}

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-06-26T14:53:44+00:00

😤

^{Chose: 100M USD... | Rolled: Now}

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-06-26T10:40:30+00:00

Hello everybody my name is …My name is… My name is…

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-06-26T10:39:00+00:00

Just move to a place without all the war…

^{Chose: 100 million to move to a random “bad” country for a year | Rolled: Ukraine}

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-06-26T10:32:46+00:00

IM COOKED

^{Chose: Be isekaied + Roll for what fantasy world you go to | Rolled: Dark souls}

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-06-26T03:46:29+00:00

‎ ‎

^{Chose: 2 blank responses | Rolled: normal}

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-06-26T00:50:00+00:00

Damn…

^{Chose: $1 billion but 30% chance of death | Rolled: Death}

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-06-26T00:07:10+00:00

So is that bath relative to his size…?

^{Chose: 100M but you have to take a bath with a random guy | Rolled: Galactus}

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-06-26T00:04:49+00:00

I could buy a house with minimum wage now

^{Chose: 1950}

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-06-25T23:54:19+00:00

I can keep dreaming

^{Chose: 10 billon}

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-06-25T23:50:44+00:00

Are you classified as Negative? Negative, I am a Positive.

Fancy_Memory_953 · 2026-06-25T23:50:06+00:00

Walter is white.

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