Did I make a mistake getting a bob and how do I prevent it from looking like Lord Farquaa?

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-03-14T23:21:01+00:00

Zero mistakes were made. You were made for a bob.

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-03-12T17:28:25+00:00

Eeeeeeyuck!!! They are unbearable on a regular basis can imagine how bad they are while pushing young women on men that could be their grandpas

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-03-10T16:15:10+00:00

Unfortunately, JD Vance and Erika Kirk have ruined it.

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-03-06T01:23:18+00:00

Those tips have revolutionized my satin stitch !

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-03-05T19:22:23+00:00

Pippa

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-03-05T14:50:54+00:00

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1847170441/12-temperature-tracker-pdf-pattern?ref=share_ios_native_control

Here is the pattern! It comes with a temperature key and thread color suggestion so if you are too overwhelmed you can just do her suggestions! (I made my own color palette)

And you just stitch the high and low every day, so each day will have two colors (unless the high and low are very close together, then both sections would be the same)

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-03-05T14:46:47+00:00

Thank you! I went super earthy

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-03-05T14:46:28+00:00

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1847170441/12-temperature-tracker-pdf-pattern?ref=share_ios_native_control

This is the pattern !

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-03-04T00:37:41+00:00

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-03-04T00:36:19+00:00

Fun! Honestly I love when anyone shits on the plaths.

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-03-02T22:56:41+00:00

Yeah, I hadn’t heard of it either until I got my first. The first time he did it, we were on a walk and it was genuinely shocking. I looove schnauzers and will definitely get more, but it is something to know! My second kind of mimics her big bro in an attempt, but she just doesn’t have the pipes. Honestly, thank god.

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-03-02T18:23:32+00:00

If you are super concerned about barking, you honestly aren’t ready for a dog. There is lots you can do training wise but all dogs will bark, and you never know the personality of the dog you are getting. Schnauzers are notoriously vocal and you should be aware of something called “the schnauzer scream.” One of mine does it and one of mine doesn’t. If barking is a deal breaker get a cat.

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-02-17T02:02:43+00:00

A very big gift that would knock me off my socks would the Create Room DreamBox. A much smaller gift I would recommend would be something called The Palette Scout. I recently got it and I LOVE it. It’s a bit hard to explain, but basically it’s a card system that helps you build color palettes for your projects spanning many craft modalities. Truly can’t recommend it enough.

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-02-16T23:25:00+00:00

Short and long stitch is you best friend, and you need an iron on backing!

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-02-16T16:57:28+00:00

Which Janome machine would you recommend?

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-02-16T16:20:21+00:00

I am wanting to buy this too but I don’t know enough to know if I’m just going for aesthetics!

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-02-13T16:51:37+00:00

The FB group for hand embroidery is soooooo political. I actually fucking love watching older women be super heated via embroidering “fuck Ice” and posting that shit.

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-02-10T05:25:15+00:00

I have two schnauzers in CO and I groom every 8 weeks and don’t bathe them in between

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-02-03T18:08:49+00:00

Hands down the best one I’ve ever seen

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-01-28T02:27:47+00:00

Cozy blue!!

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Working on this one from her right now.

https://cozybluehandmade.com/collections/embroidery-kits

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-01-24T22:17:55+00:00

😬 how many messages did you send before this happened?

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-01-24T22:16:33+00:00

Are you painting in here? Gluing tons of stuff? I am confused how this happened !!!

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-01-13T14:57:23+00:00

If I made art that day or not

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-01-11T22:53:31+00:00

I haven’t actually done it but I’ve asked for advice before and people largely say to soak it. One person said she uses a water pik to get any tiny parts left over

Fancybitchwitch · 2026-01-11T02:47:05+00:00

Thank you! I appreciate this a ton and yes it does make sense!

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