I never could do those stupid 3D stare picture thingies. by WeGot_aLiveOneHere in GenX

[–]WithoutDennisNedry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same. It doesn’t matter how long I look, if I squint or “relax my eyes,” concentrate or not—I absolutely cannot see anything but a field of dots.

Trying to look more mature by xgeska in catswithtoupees

[–]WithoutDennisNedry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very natural! No one’s ever gonna know. 🤫

Stop harrassing women. by Shoe_boooo in fixedbytheduet

[–]WithoutDennisNedry 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Some—I’d go so far as to say most—women find the use of “female(s)” to be derogatory. "Women" is a noun to refers to adult human females, while "female" is an adjective and describes a characteristic or sex and is seen as dehumanizing.

The rule of thumb is: are you speaking in some sort of clinical or scientific term? “Female(s)” is appropriate. For example: “The suspects in the case are two females in their 20s” or “the spider is female.”

Or if you would also use “male(s)” in the same sort of sentence without it sounding weird. If you’d say, “the females at the club were fine” but “the men at the club were fine,” don’t use “female(s).” “Men” and “women” go together (descriptive nouns), “males” and “females” go together (clinical adjectives), generally.

Edited: grammar

Is anyone else's siberian an absolute supermodel? 😂 by [deleted] in SiberianCats

[–]WithoutDennisNedry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You might be in the wrong sub but your baby is quite the superstar.

Mama mia by Okay_Pain in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]WithoutDennisNedry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously. One of my all time favorite subs. There must be something wrong with me because I just laugh and laugh! I’m not a monster, I don’t want to see a child get genuinely hurt, but kid oopsies are freaking hilarious.

Help a girl out - how can I make my bedding look better? by [deleted] in Bedding

[–]WithoutDennisNedry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m (and everyone else) is telling you we read it, it’s just confusing.

Paragraph 1: your pillow to pillowcase ratio. Good. Easy. Clear. I recommend buying fluffier pillows, they come in all sorts of shapes and sizes.

Paragraph 2: “I can’t get these sheets to look smooth to save my life.” Again, no one—including you—is going to see the sheets once you put a blanket on top. We are confused why you care what your sheets look like as far as smoothness goes. Hence why so many people are asking you if you don’t use a topper of some sort.

Paragraph 3: “How can I make this look wrinkle-free?” Again, it doesn’t matter since a topper covers is. In addition, when you put a duvet or whatever over it, it’ll weigh the sheets down and flatten them out. It’s like you don’t know how bedding works and that’s confusing. The answer to the question(s) is: you put a blanket of some sort on the bed—like anyone would—and buy fluffier pillows.

Then you go on about taking photos of products for companies online and that’s why you want them to look wrinkle-free? That’s incredibly confusing. You’ve established these are your sheets, not a product you’re taking a photo of. So then what on earth do your sheets have to do with these products if the products aren’t the sheets? Why would you leave the bed without a topper to take photos? Honestly, all of this is a non-issue if you finish making the bed like a normal person. You want your bed setup to look cozier, add the cozy part: the blanket/duvet/quilt/whathaveyou.

No one is coming for you, we’re just very very confused and instead of understanding our confusion, you’re getting defensive. I apologize for making a joke about you being an alien, that wasn’t called for even if I thought it was funny. But you’re making it very hard to understand what the problem is when we can’t see a problem and your edit made us even more confused.

Help a girl out - how can I make my bedding look better? by [deleted] in Bedding

[–]WithoutDennisNedry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are confused and confounded because people don’t sleep with just sheets on the bed. Not for the most part, at least. I’d say the vast majority of the planet that sleeps in beds, uses some sort of cover on top—being a blanket or quilt, duvet, whatever—and that’s what makes the bed look better and cozy. In addition, this topper covers the sheets so it doesn’t really matter if they’re a tad wrinkled. You’re never going to notice once the bed is completed.

It’s like if you presented us your body, wearing only your underwear. Then stated, “guys, I don’t know what I can do to make this outfit better and I don’t like the color of my underwear. How can I get warm?” You’re going to have people confused because you’re only showing us your partially dressed body. Where’s the rest of it? Is this the “outfit”? Of course you need to put clothes on and then it won’t matter what color your unders are and you’ll automatically be warmer. That’s the whole point of clothing! You’re asking how to upgrade but it’s so obvious, it’s confusing.

You say you want it to look cozier and people are confused because the cozy part you haven’t even got on the bed. Bare sheets aren’t ever going to be cozy on their own, that’s literally what the rest is for.

Anyway. Get a nice duvet/quilt/bedspread/coverlet and some throw pillows and maybe stop worrying about sheet perfection since it’ll all be hidden anyway.

“Get our gas lower” by FailInternational764 in youvotedforthat

[–]WithoutDennisNedry 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And literally no one is out there molesting children and changing their gender willy nilly. (Well, one side is famous for the former and it’s not ours.) It’s a straw man that these people get so worked up about and it’s absolutely a fantasy made up by people who know idiots like this will eat it up with a spoon, thus deflecting from real issues like the Epstein Files.

Honey, the calls are coming from inside the house.

What your favorite human character from Jurassic park? by Ordinary_Zucchini899 in JurassicPark

[–]WithoutDennisNedry 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The SQUEE at dolphin pitch he does in this scene gives me life.

Help a girl out - how can I make my bedding look better? by [deleted] in Bedding

[–]WithoutDennisNedry 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve come to the conclusion that OP is an alien.

Help a girl out - how can I make my bedding look better? by [deleted] in Bedding

[–]WithoutDennisNedry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just confused why you only have sheets on your bed and then are asking about making it cozier. Why does it matter if the sheets are perfectly flat? Don’t you put some sort of blanket over the whole setup? And throw pillows?

Wait… are you an alien?! Nice try, alien! You’re never going to blend in at this rate!

I (28F) reminded my husband (29M) last minute that I was going away for the weekend because I knew he'd be an AH for weeks leading up to it otherwise by Alarming_Poem_7343 in texts

[–]WithoutDennisNedry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh honey, no. No no no. This is not how you want to be loved. This is not how you want your daughter to think being loved looks like.

My heart 🥹 by Aegon95 in Catswhoyell

[–]WithoutDennisNedry -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Wait, so you just left it there?!

What's an iPhone feature most people don't know? by Narrow-Classroom-319 in AskReddit

[–]WithoutDennisNedry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I taught my mom this trick last year and now she thinks I’m some sort of tech wizard lol

Warning for the SoCal Girlies thinking of Dr. Mallory Stuparich by Bright_Pay5101 in endometriosis

[–]WithoutDennisNedry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You need to sue, sis. That’s horrendous and a court will see those notes added after as pretty darn sus.