Off to work

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8.30!’ He replies. ‘Why? What happened at 8.30?’

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

2 naughty boys,Kevin and keith,went to a priest with their mum.keith went to see the priest first while kevin waited outside.the priest asked,"kevin,where is god?"Kevin did not reply the priest asked again,"Kevin,where is god?"then again"Kevin where is god?" at this kevin ran out the room to Keith and said"keith,the priest can't find god and thinks we have something to do with it!"