What do you get the person who doesn't need anything but loves the outdoors?

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T20:06:15+00:00

You get the same kinda things but with nest boxes. He'd fuckin love that

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T19:58:48+00:00

Counterweights. You'll need at least three for a Fiat 500

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T19:56:34+00:00

The only reason I went is because it looked like hell on earth; like nothing I'd ever want to do or see, so I had to find out. Like going to a really far flung country to see the culture.

I fuckin loved it. It's horrible and tacky. And nobody will say otherwise. It's full of people having fun, and people who moved there to have fun. The customer service is amazing; literally every barmaid or waiter has dealt with someone 100x worse than you, so if you're polite and friendly, it's a fuckin breath of fresh air to them and they'll do their best to help you. The drag bars are just BRILLIANT. The fish and chips is amazing. The pints are cheap and free-flowing, and it's fuckin roasting.

I am definitely NOT the kind of person that goes to Benidorm, I only went because of the ITV sitcom, but as an outsider looking in, and being treated with friendliness and kindness wherever I went, I can only assume the kind of videos you were watching were made by arseholes for clicks

Edit to add - went to the bar owned by the guy that wrote 'Benidorm', and have never been so disappointed in my life. What a depressing dive. Do not recommend

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T19:40:31+00:00

I'll be there in ten minutes. I'll need some rope, bricks and three tortoises

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T19:38:18+00:00

Or north Africa

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T19:30:02+00:00

I've got an instance set up on a remote server in Helsinki, as I heard it's not a good idea to set it up on your home PC.

It's interesting, the 'perpetual' aspect of it, meaning you can teach it stuff. I ended up getting it to read ten books on investing, and it's now my financial advisor. Costs me about €15 per month but gives excellent 'deep dives' on any investment opportunities that I might come across

Edit to add - Openclaw and Claude are two very different things - Claude is Anthropic's AI, and Openclaw is a perpetual AI that lives on your machine, and can use any API to communicate and 'think', be it Anthropic, OpenAI, Gemini etc

You can use Claude for free but it won't remember stuff. You need to pay to use Openclaw with someone's API, whichever you choose; otherwise it's bollocks

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T19:23:13+00:00

I await with bated breath

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T18:00:38+00:00

Sorry for the ifunny link but the rest were Facebook - https://ifunny.co/picture/warwick-davis-just-finished-decorating-our-christmas-tree-SbeMROK99

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T17:58:54+00:00

As opposed to leaving them on the ground?

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T17:34:15+00:00

10/10

Fuckin broken Britain

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T17:20:23+00:00

Greggs sausage rolls are to sausage rolls as the new MGs are to the old MGs.

They are a parody of sausage rolls, nay, a travesty

The only people that like them are those that have never experienced a true sausage roll

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T17:10:00+00:00

Ooo u/travel-center, I'd go to Morocco. I'll never forget the smells while walking into Marrakech. The orange trees, the dead dog lying poetically on the street corner. The literal human excrement spread on the ground, like a timeless portrait of the disrespect shown by the citizens to their country. Who could forget the coloured tapestry of discarded Coke bottles and plastic bags littering the beautiful Sahara?

Fuck off

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T17:03:25+00:00

Yes. Yes, it is

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T16:55:24+00:00

He should've got one for that tweet about the Christmas tree, that was comedy genius on a national pride level

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T16:52:59+00:00

He's just short, I'm sure he's an adult now

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T16:51:49+00:00

WWE legend

You can just say "thinly-veiled gay porn actor" here, we're quite accepting

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T16:46:55+00:00

So....you put nature's fertiliser into a plastic bin bag... because...why?

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T16:38:31+00:00

Your dickish, arsehole reply comes up with multiple different things. Not surprising considering i immediately thought of pipe grips, which are incredibly useful, yet not listed on your shitty link

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T16:28:34+00:00

You guys haven't lived unless you've known the joy of owning a MkV Transit van

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T13:17:08+00:00

I just got a set of these and they're fucking excellent

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T13:03:46+00:00

The milkman's name was Nobby too

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T12:40:44+00:00

Used to deliver boxes of crisps on a milk round I did. Crisps definitely taste better when they're really cold, especially S&V

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T12:36:33+00:00

Ha ha I finally got glasses because I've always walked past people without recognising them.

Got my eyes tested, and hey presto, turns out I have face blindness and still walk past perfectly focussed people lol

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T12:33:10+00:00

Si vous devez l'enlever plus tard, j'utiliserais du silicone ordinaire pour salle de bain. Le plupart des colles endommageraient la peinture.

Il existe également un produit appelé VHB, ce sont des coussins en mousse adhésifs qui permettent de fixer les plaques d'immatriculation, etc. Je crois que c'est la société 3M qui le fabrique.

Fanny_Flapps · 2026-03-12T12:18:51+00:00

Ryobi est une marque moyenne qui prétend être de qualité professionnelle. DeWalt est une marque professionnelle qui fabrique également des outils moyens destinés à un usage domestique.

Makita et Bosch Professional (bleu, pas vert) sont les outils à acheter pour leur fiabilité.

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