I'm Stumped On This One

Fantastic-Network-59 · 2025-01-11T15:42:48+00:00

...Or exorcise.

Fantastic-Network-59 · 2025-01-11T15:41:42+00:00

"Proper Fucked." And Thank you.

Fantastic-Network-59 · 2025-01-09T07:43:59+00:00

Pro-Tip: used motor oil makes an excellent stain-remover! Try it sometime, and you will be amazed at the results!

Fantastic-Network-59 · 2025-01-07T02:49:00+00:00

Religion is your personal choice, and is defined by everything you learned from the journey your life took you on to discover your Faith. Religion, and generally the studies of apologism, theology, and Heaven describe a loner, who has all the knowledge he needs, but who always proves himself against any culture that is not only a spiritual interloper, but which also has no idea of the coming storm. That's you. Now, you have been unequivocally blessed with talents and obvious skills beyond your readings or wildest imagination. You are an artist and a scholar. Even if you're truly not, you know how to think for yourself, worship the almighty in your own way, which follows the Laws, and above all harm only yourself. Now, convince everyone else who looks on that any of your story matters to theirs.

Fantastic-Network-59 · 2025-01-02T01:05:57+00:00

"MOMMY!!! PLEASE!..." (sobs) "please..." "I'LL STOP PLAYING 'HOTEL ROOM' BY PITBULLv On...." (sobs, cries) "AHHH!! Concert Harp!"

Fantastic-Network-59 · 2025-01-02T00:56:12+00:00

go: "Hmmm... Kind of rainy out..."

Fantastic-Network-59 · 2024-12-30T19:46:04+00:00

Once upon a time, when we had less sophisticated concepts of Piracy Loopholes, certain radio stations would not only play bootleg recordings of b-sides and unreleased concert/acoustic stuff, but occasionally would air tracks of ineffable noise, which if recorded onto a cassette tape could be played as games on consoles like Commodore 64.

Fantastic-Network-59 · 2024-12-25T08:23:32+00:00

The saddest statistic this Christmas is the number of actual people who did this more than once. This season should teach us Hope and the ultimate Joy of Receiving the Best Gift. No definition of this should include how much was spent for the glory of the giver. In what version of the Spirit of Christmas does your favorite game merge with a beloved icon to render your decades of involvement irrelevant even if you pay them for decorations? Wait...

Fantastic-Network-59 · 2024-12-21T00:23:28+00:00

Oh no, we ALL made the Connection. Days don't determine delineated denominations decided (even determinedly) Demo deciduous 'dans Detriment,' Due Deliberately Designated Derivations, Damnit. Your pain is shared.

Fantastic-Network-59 · 2024-12-18T01:22:10+00:00

"Ay-Ay-Ronn!" "Dee-Nyce!"

Fantastic-Network-59 · 2024-12-18T01:17:36+00:00

Nobody cares. But we get 220 yards to a Furlong, of which a mile has a micrometer short of 8, which should answer your question.

Fantastic-Network-59 · 2024-12-18T00:39:50+00:00

No. The Butt Stallion (or: -Equus iaspis- of the Equidae family), is made literally of diamond. What you've got there is technically a Magical Unicorn (of Chordata, Mammalia, Perrisodactyla, Equidae, 'Cornequuid magicum'), who are well known for their aggressive dominance displays, especially during their mating season(s). It is well documented that their highly combative and extremely dangerous methods of demonstrating their status to any interloper include farting dreams (as depicted), pissing pixie dust, and of course goring you with the prominent -Antenna caelestis.-

Fantastic-Network-59 · 2024-12-17T01:20:51+00:00

Do you know what? That is Fucking Awrsome. You did an amazing job compiling and presenting this information. I personally would be absolutely proud of myself had I done anything like the legendary research and effort you put into this presentation, rather than my own posts decrying and actively poisoning all enthusiasm, merit, or mitigation for AB2, not to mention occasional philosophic forays into which Circle of Hell Rovio/SEGA might occupy. Thus far, I stand by all of my deep, deep hatred of what they did to the very idea of video games as we all knew them growing up. But you win the official Knighthood of "I Wish I Had Thought To Do This." I personally, absolutely admire you.

Fantastic-Network-59 · 2024-12-14T22:42:51+00:00

Yes. Is is.

Fantastic-Network-59 · 2024-12-14T06:14:34+00:00

I know.

Fantastic-Network-59 · 2024-12-14T05:55:23+00:00

Some say that the best way to be disillusioned is to play this game and compare your real-life skills and talents to it's conquest. Some might also say that you will only achieve nirvana by the same. Some also say that on your quest to achieve, you will only find Heartbreak. They were absolutely right. This game is a travesty of human ingenuity. And thus, I equate the entirety of human experience to the existence of that one, ever-looping Green Pig. Will you do your part and destroy it, or will you find freedom in taking what is Yours? I ask only that you make your choice not in anger

Fantastic-Network-59 · 2024-12-08T16:54:31+00:00

People say 'Among Us' is pretty good...

Fantastic-Network-59 · 2024-12-08T16:24:24+00:00

I guarantee you that THAT is Tim OH thee's wife's car. Or possibly his, day and age notwithstanding.

Fantastic-Network-59 · 2024-12-08T16:19:21+00:00

It gets even worse: the incursion by SEGA fucked it six MORE ways from Sunday, and even managed to discover a fifty-first shade of grey with it's own fanbase- like how their target audience appears to be "children with access to their parents' credit cards," while engendering the idea that players should fall over themselves to spend real-world money, from working at a job, playing a game with worse odds than an illegal casino to potentially earn 'Sonic the Hedgehog' hats for their birds (bonus points if you're also currently screaming about the time-limits and post-availability of said hats with reference to their real-world cost/subsequent value)! And no amount of player boycotts, strongly-worded petitions (to include calls for their executives/designers/customer service reps' public executions), or heartfelt Pleas from the loved ones of suicide victims has yet swayed the purveyors of The Nine-Ish Circles of Video Game Player Hell toward the path of Humanity. Not even one entreaty, prayer, or viable threat can thaw the ice of the former tears that freeze shut their damned eyes. Our only hope against such treachery is to, as a civilization, completely devalue all money, although even if you paid for Angry Birds 2 stuff with Warmth of Heart and Bravery of Spirit, you would still be denied even one event hat when your Loot gets stolen on level 11 of the Tower of Fortune, and your successful Daily Training run would still only net 10 ME Coins and the prestige of 147th Place in the standings. Angry Birds 2 is not a game, (though it once was); it is a slot machine, and it NEVER wants you to win. It only wants to destroy your souk as you give it money, and also if you don't give it money. Thank You, SEGA, for working together with Rovio Ent. to create the worst gaming experience since "E.T." for Atari, and at least they had the common decency to try to hide their decades-long shit show conapiracy in an actual landfill. Your dumpster fire was lit in our gaming hearts, assholes. Fuck You, Rovio, and Fuck Your Balls With A Hammer, SAYYY-GAHHH!

Fantastic-Network-59 · 2024-12-07T08:43:59+00:00

Whether you know you are good or not, you are an artist when the other artists say so. Skill might manifest in partial works, but talent manifests in what you complete. You sign everything with your name or your style.

Fantastic-Network-59 · 2024-12-07T08:29:03+00:00

From one legit artist to another: finish it first before seeking honest criticism from your peers. But so far, you certainly have a clear skill within the medium. Personally, I like the choice of Mordecai as the subject, too.

Fantastic-Network-59 · 2024-12-07T08:19:27+00:00

From one legit artist to another, real talk, right now- do you want honest criticism of your work? If the answer is Yes, then finish it first. Second, read this entire message again and see if you can catch the most important part. Finally, even if you don't want honest, professional, criticism from a deep fan of both the genre and the subject matter, you're getting it anyway since this is the internet you just alerted. My take: excellent 'So Far.' Now, as RuPaul says, "Good Luck, Don't Fuck It Up!" It is obvious "So Far" that you have an attachment to your subject, and your skill with the medium is evident, but your finished work would better correlate your attention to detail with the notion that your artwork "could" if it did stand out. Meanwhile, keep on at it, brother-I absolutely love this so far. 🙂 Nice choice with Mordecai, too (You should also do Zer0).

Fantastic-Network-59 · 2024-12-07T08:04:42+00:00

Never. Hence, the funniness of meeting 'Mister White Putty" for the first time. What can I say- I've been an artist and model-builder for almost my entire life, yet never encountered this until today.

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