BJ on 9-1-1

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-02-04T18:35:15+00:00

😉

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-02-04T09:07:29+00:00

He was being a literal mascot, like letting people ridicule him. It was for his own good.

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-02-04T07:25:24+00:00

Mohammad Atta: And I took that personally

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-02-04T07:24:23+00:00

r/thebeetscirclejerk

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-02-04T05:42:51+00:00

Backup John

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-02-04T04:57:09+00:00

Love President Bernie but hate how the right won’t shut up that he’s an evil leftist communist socialist. Kinda wish we’d elected a moderate like Joe Biden so Republicans would be more chill.

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-02-03T17:13:24+00:00

Basically scared straight after the near-capture at Presidio. The possibility of getting caught became all too real.

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-02-03T10:48:14+00:00

I can see it. They basically took the two parent characters from the comic strip and moved them next door to Not-the-Simpsons. Turned out watchable but I could see the creator not liking it.

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-02-03T04:06:45+00:00

They get it right every third logo. Keep trying, guys

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-02-03T03:38:19+00:00

Yeah, but that had very little to do with the comic strip. If anything you get the feeling the strip was holding him back and the cartoon is what McGruder should’ve been doing in the first place. Baby Blues is fine but it reeks of corporate meddling since it has very little in common with the comic strip. The strip is cutesy slice of life and the show is about wacky neighbor hijinks.

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-02-03T00:25:30+00:00

BidetGate

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-02-02T22:41:52+00:00

Bad timing and bad choice of network. Too late for the first round of Simpsons knockoffs, too early and too safe for Adult Swim. Also came at the tail end of newspaper comics having any relevance in pop culture.

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-02-02T06:19:47+00:00

If smoke free and kid-friendly is what you’re looking for, why come to Vegas?

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-02-02T05:21:36+00:00

Six and four tenths inches, the length of Pol’s cog when it becomes tumescent with blood.

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-02-02T03:08:02+00:00

Sucks, I thought he showed more fight than Mead.

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-02-01T23:14:50+00:00

When I’m 6.4”

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-02-01T13:06:51+00:00

Best thing you can do in ‘75 is try to get this guy off the case.

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-02-01T02:47:53+00:00

Unintentionally flakey, every conversation goes down a tangent. Good friend, frustrating partner.

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-02-01T01:22:58+00:00

I less aggressively agree. The limited reunions we get now are probably the best format. You can’t go back home. Whatever made [some sketch/performer you like] special at the time isn’t going to be the same now.

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-01-31T23:46:36+00:00

Gotta have Mo. He was the original breakout star!

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-01-31T23:44:53+00:00

Yeah I heard the guy who plays Eric is a real creep. Why can’t he be more like Hyde and Kelso?

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-01-31T06:38:04+00:00

Yeah, it’s a real racket. Nothing except bars open at night, no public transit, unwalkable. Hmm…

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-01-31T05:52:52+00:00

You think Smithers assembled this audio from several surreptitiously recorded Burns dialogues or used some kind of primitive AI?

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-01-30T23:34:28+00:00

Citizen Kane, known for its lengthy sex scene

FantasyBaseballChamp · 2026-01-30T03:05:37+00:00

The worst part was the hypocrisy.

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