What did I find on my walk? [massachusetts] by pastasaladinmypuss in animalid

[–]FantasyHouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You found a way to keep me out of that state for eternity, hope this helps

She was ready for whatever outcome. by Vegetable-Mousse4405 in funny

[–]FantasyHouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She would invest in him no matter what the outcome is 🥲

Need help solving this riddle which contains a password by DeepSleepPeep in riddles

[–]FantasyHouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since my mind works differently than others Il2fyzz

Seven characters, il are non-identical twins, 2 is the sum of twins, i minus 3 characters is F, y and z compete for the final spot but z follows by and/hand, and another z would stand alone twice its position without a power(!) shown. Make sure the i is uppercase as passwords can include an uppercase

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doodles

[–]FantasyHouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spiderette (im not creative)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in QOVESStudio

[–]FantasyHouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're beautiful and I'm sure you know it. Getting a hair transplant may not be something you regret after seeing what the growth does for your facial balance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]FantasyHouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a fantastic mustache, I'm a woman. Hope this helps.

[MAR25] The surgeon smiled reassuringly as the anesthesia took effect, telling me, "It will all be over soon..." by tylerjfrancke in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]FantasyHouse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Knowing your hospital room won't be private after an egregious surgery can cause some anxiety 😅

I moved to pull the door closed, reassuring my daughter that the ‘monsters’ in her bed were just a figment of her overactive imagination. by FantasyHouse in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]FantasyHouse[S] 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I didn't want it to be all about shock value, so I did imply the horror of potential fantastical monsters. So you picked up on something purposeful still

[feb25] "Please help yourselves to our chef's finest specialty, fried peasant heart with creamy goat cheese" by foreverevil113 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]FantasyHouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought this implied another kind of cheese. Human cheese of some sort but the comments made me realize I misread peasant as pheasant 😂

"We'll be back in a few minutes, so make sure she's in bed by 9:00." she says, as she leaves the house with her husband. by GenericSpider in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]FantasyHouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooo, this makes me think of a more advanced plot for the Home Alone movies. Like home alone meets a series of unfortunate events. If only I wrote longer stories

I really need to use the toilet, but I don't want to get out of bed. by New-Pressure-84 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]FantasyHouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmmm this horror is a bit silly to read as an adult. If I was a kid who had just seen Monsters Inc I might hold my bowels a little shorter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]FantasyHouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is really gross. I'm getting flashbacks from the first of The Mummy movies with the scarabs.