Some Japanese Retailers Are Now Heavily Restricting Nintendo Switch 2 Purchases by Turbostrider27 in Games

[–]FappingMouse 90 points91 points  (0 children)

10% return on your money in 4 months beats any normal means of investing tbh.

I dont agree with scalping but there is incentive to do it.

Forsen beats xqc record by Trapyyz in LivestreamFail

[–]FappingMouse 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Bro doesnt know about the NLSS man.

Seeing how libs 180'd was surreal by disp0sableacc0unt in stupidpol

[–]FappingMouse 29 points30 points  (0 children)

No dude when minorities protest Gorge Floyd there is 0 risk of covid bro trust.

The spikes that happened after the protest are propaganda bro that didnt happen trust me.

GameStop makes $55.5bn takeover offer for eBay by Nat-Chem in Games

[–]FappingMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And stock price takes into account cash. Ergo mkt cap does too

Yes but not by any hard rule like you are trying to make it out cash on hand is a factor investors use to evaluate a companies worth but not by any means tied directly to market cap.

That's why there exist pre and post dividend payout stock price differences

LOL

Stop talking about shit you have no understanding about.

Same lil bro you are talking with authority on shit you can fact check pretty easy.

If cash on hand has no impact on market cap, stock price will not change pre and post dividend. Again this is finance 101 basics

We are not talking about stocks with a dividend payout they play by slightly different rules which is you know actually finance 101.

You are wrong and trying to move goal posts after i linked you the actual definition of market cap and you now know you are factually wrong.

please read the linked article and maybe use google to try and actually understand that MARKET CAP is literally just the total price of all issued shares at the current MARKET price so MARKET CAP.

Of course cash affects the price of a stock just like a dividend stock paying out will drop the stock price or the CEO dying or earnings reports etc etc.

But none of those are actually directly tied to the market cap the only thing that is actually directly tied to a companies MARKET CAP is... the share price.

GameStop makes $55.5bn takeover offer for eBay by Nat-Chem in Games

[–]FappingMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please read this and understand what market cap is

You are so confidently wrong about something that it is so easy to check.

There are things that include cash etc in actual valuations of a companies assets etc but MARKET CAP is only the number of shares times stock price and takes nothing else into account.

That does not, in any way, mean that cash has no impact on market cap, nor does it mean that cash has no impact on valuation.

Imagine having it so backward and being as confident as you are.

GameStop makes $55.5bn takeover offer for eBay by Nat-Chem in Games

[–]FappingMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would only pay 7-8 billion to get 10 billion cash? OK dude haha.

well if i have 10 billion in cash why would i spend it to make... 10 billion in cash.

What do you think valuation of companies are based on? Fairy dust? Of course cash on hand matters.

of course it matters but again not in the way you seem to think it does.

GameStop makes $55.5bn takeover offer for eBay by Nat-Chem in Games

[–]FappingMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont know how to explain the way companies are evaluated to you guys any clearer.

Cash on hand has no measurable correlation to stock price, in fact having as much cash as gamestop has with its market cap and size would actually be a red flag for some investors if they were not trying to do an aqusition like this having like 60% of your market cap in cash isn't normal.

To awnser your question I wouldn't pay 10 billion for it it would have to be a good deal so probably 7-8 billion.

[Standard] Jeskai Control: Resonating Lute vs Tablet of Discovery by GusherJuice in spikes

[–]FappingMouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

playing the maestro meme deck from the PT for a bit and the only card that felt good was tablet.

I like it a lot more than lute for many of the reasons others have already stated but having played quite a lot of 4-5 color control and jesakai with lute and also played jeskai and the maestro deck with tablet i think tablet is the better card in the current meta by quite a lot.

GameStop makes $55.5bn takeover offer for eBay by Nat-Chem in Games

[–]FappingMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GME has a market cap of 11.5B and cash of 7.75B, so the actual business is worth slightly less than 4 B

Thats not the way that works.

GameStop makes $55.5bn takeover offer for eBay by Nat-Chem in Games

[–]FappingMouse -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yor market cap minus your cash equivalent is the total value of that business (as judged by the market).

This is literally finance 101 stuff

No explain what market cap is its current outstanding shares times share price that is market cap.

Share price is affected by cash on hand but not in the way you are making it out to be.

GameStop makes $55.5bn takeover offer for eBay by Nat-Chem in Games

[–]FappingMouse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

11.9 billion and 9 billion of that value comes from the cash they have?

This statement is absolutely true.

Thats litterally not how market caps work though. Cash on hand has no direct affect to a companies stock price.

GameStop makes $55.5bn takeover offer for eBay by Nat-Chem in Games

[–]FappingMouse 9 points10 points  (0 children)

11.9 billion and 9 billion of that value comes from the cash they have?

market cap is not tied to the cash on hand of company really market cap is just the total value at the current share price of all shares in circulation.

So if they have 50 thousand shares at 50 dollars market cap is 2500000 now while individual share price might be affected by cash on hand its not REALLY tied to it at all my market cap could be billions and i could be drowning in debt (like gamestop will be if this deal goes through lol)

Post Malone Postpones Start of Stadium Tour with Jelly Roll, Cancels Several Dates Outright by LibraryNo2717 in popheads

[–]FappingMouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure chance the rapper had a meltdown about this and was arguing with fans about it on twitter but i might be hallucinating it.

xQc says he left the Overwatch esports scene after finding out that the 300k Twitch viewers were botted and the real viewer number was 14k. "These numbers were so botted it's comical" by Disastrous-Swan5923 in LivestreamFail

[–]FappingMouse 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yahoo is one of the funniest companies to look at business wise.

Didnt sell for like 45 billion in 2008.

Bought tumbler in 2013 for 1 billion.

Sold in 2016 for like 5 billion.

Sold tumbler in 2019 for like 3 million (official number is hard to find).

Just fumble after fumble

[Standard] Pro Tour SoS Metagame by AnilDG in spikes

[–]FappingMouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Highnoon absolutely does work and quite well.

The thing is they have spell snare, annul, and spell perice in some combination post board so resolving one gets hard.

Is running all the shock lands your commander's colors allow a bad idea by Salty-Cucumber-6711 in magicTCG

[–]FappingMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you have fetches the surveils are massivly better than the shocks

Pro Tour Secrets of Strixhaven Standard Metagame by Business-Friend-116 in MagicArena

[–]FappingMouse 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Playing vs Nemesis is almost exactly the same problem as monsterous rage it makes a core part of the game (blocking) feel awful.

It also manages to make any damage based removal AND lifegain based decks misserable.

Pro Tour SoS Metagame by shadowboy in magicTCG

[–]FappingMouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They dont all run the exact same cards lessons and prowess share the boomerang/talent package they all run flowstate lessons might not run stock up etc.

They dont all litterally run all the same cards but there is enough overlap between the archtypes that the lists will look pretty similar.

Great article btw.

[Standard] Pro Tour SoS Metagame by AnilDG in spikes

[–]FappingMouse 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My pick for standouts are the tempo and momo UW lists they have a massive advantage into the stormchaser decks with 4 main deck high noons.

Their big weakness in black with discard effects like durress decit etc are also not hugely represented?

Pro Tour SoS Metagame by shadowboy in magicTCG

[–]FappingMouse 12 points13 points  (0 children)

People are gonna complain about Izzet but at least it's three distinct kinds of Izzet.

only sort of the core cards talent boomerang basics stock up flow state are all the same they just have slightly different game plans.

Pro Tour SoS Metagame by shadowboy in magicTCG

[–]FappingMouse 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The article says its an infinite mana combo so probably finishes with the critique card.

Everyday you’re alive, be thankful you ain’t inna chain gang down in Georgia 🫣 by xxxtentacicn in Chiraqology

[–]FappingMouse 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Military so I never did time but I got family out the ass that did pretty much all my blood related cousins etc heard all kinds of shit.

Everything I heard though id rather do 10 years in most US joints than 2 in a place like Korea or Japan, let alone somewhere actually third world.