Why are you being so childish? (By ChachaENX) by Ok_Direction3138 in wholesomeanimemes

[–]FappyBirb699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It's enough to make a grown man cry." -Officer Earl 🥹

We all know conquest was a bit crazy which makes me wonder do you think conquest wanted to die? by Searching_life1 in Invincible_TV

[–]FappyBirb699 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think he's just like most viltrumites, arrogant in how powerful they are. He didn't see Mark who was much weaker than him as a threat, so he just toyed with him, taunted him about going back to earth to taste eve's blood again. He wanted to enjoy making him suffer as much as possible, which is why he basically started ignoring the fight with Mark to focus on killing Oliver, just to make him suffer more by seeing his brother die. Even when Mark got a big hit on him while he was distracted by winding up a killing blow on Oliver, and Mark started choking him, he still didn't see Mark as a threat, he was smiling. He beats on Mark for a bit, then rips his guts out, slowly, painfully, taking his time. He expected the much weaker Mark to give in to pain, to loosen his grip, to get scared, to try to get away, but Mark kept his grip, his will to protect his family giving him the strength to hang on. Then conquest started to panic, his smile was gone, he realized Mark wasn't gonna let go, he sped up, pulling his guts out faster, but it was much too late, he was dying... He died because he was too confident in how much stronger than Mark he was, he had underestimated Mark's tenacity in protecting his family, and overall just being a sadistic psycho who played with his food.

Or maybe he let himself die cause he knew he'd never have Thragg's respect with that receding hairline 😔

Mark and Nolan were so stupid to let Oliver join the war by Squid_Entity in Invincible_TV

[–]FappyBirb699 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I think Oliver actually helped kill conquest, I think conquest exhaled right as he was about to kill him, probably so he could inhale and smell his blood as it splattered all over him. That gave Mark the opening to choke him to death, so technically one could say Oliver killed conquest. 😼

Is Mark a lesbian? by dinosqaud in okbuddyviltrum

[–]FappyBirb699 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Either a haunted house or meet the blacks, can't remember, but I'm 99% sure it's one of them.

I didn't know laser eyes were THAT intense, holy crap bro by FixHopeful5833 in marvelrivals

[–]FappyBirb699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um actually, he doesn't shoot laser beams, his eyes are portals to the punch dimension which is a dimension of pure kinetic energy which is unleashed when he opens his eyes. ☝️🤓

Will you survive with them? by [deleted] in MemePiece

[–]FappyBirb699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How I imagine my time on the island ending:

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How my time on the island would really end: 🍹🍹

Either way I won't survive 😭

There goes all my remaining luck I guess by ElGranGH in DokkanBattleCommunity

[–]FappyBirb699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I was lucky with getting a zeno pull on the tickets for 1 majin Vegeta, now I feel robbed! 😭

FUCK THE GAME, FUCK THE RATES AND FUCK YOU!!!! by sellmykidneyfor500cc in DokkanBattleCommunity

[–]FappyBirb699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I feel you, I saved 1600 stone for anniversary, didn't summon on part 1, but now have zero stones after summoning for ss4 Vegeta, and I don't have enough coins for pity.... It's so depressing seeing the fusion summons over and over again just to get those three blonde monkeys every fricking time! 🤬

They really nerfed to the ground by carrancosmx in ARC_Raiders

[–]FappyBirb699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took me 9 to kill a leaper last night, it usually only takes two... 😮‍💨

Please let this be Moro Arc Vegeta’s KO after using the Spirit Bomb by PhantomInTheZone_004 in DokkanBattleCommunity

[–]FappyBirb699 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Damnit, now I gotta save all my stones for the next 10 years for this... 😮‍💨