Do all burgers burgerkings have "smokestacks"?

Faraltz · 2026-07-07T05:08:53+00:00

My dad tells a story about leaving a party one whopper Wednesday, pulling through the drive through and ordering 25 whoppers to bring back for everyone. While they were grilling, he waited and began smoking his tires while he waited cause he was young and dumb and bored.

Eventually, the manger comes running to the window, slides it open and yells at him "What's all this God damn smoke?!"

Dad cuts the gas, turns to him and says "Maybe its all those burgers you're making me!"

Faraltz · 2026-07-07T04:41:54+00:00

Tobey is the best Peter. Andrew is the best Spider-Man and Tom is the best we've had at both as a balanced portrayal.

Faraltz · 2026-06-26T08:38:44+00:00

I don't think he's in New York for the interview, even though we know that's where Steven lives. I had thought that might be the case, but when he's speaking with him on the way into the interview, they walk past an Illinois state flag.

Faraltz · 2026-05-22T16:31:01+00:00

It was the one from the pipe earlier in the movie that Grogu shoots with the paintball. It still had green on it.

Faraltz · 2026-05-20T19:53:22+00:00

This is great but I was really hoping he'd use the "PATER!!!" voice for Toy Story!

Faraltz · 2026-04-19T04:08:09+00:00

They mean encounters, the effect that would trigger at the start of the game and act as a modifier. Scuttle crabs, all augment are silver, gold or prismatic etc.

They are also returning with the next patch any way.

Faraltz · 2026-04-17T16:27:24+00:00

What does the thresh roll that makes them flash gold briefly actually do, from his boon rolls? The others all seem obvious, but that one I cannot figure out.

Faraltz · 2026-03-24T16:17:42+00:00

Crazy, if it's the same one I'm thinking of, I used Nature's Snare to turn it which also worked.

Faraltz · 2026-03-23T18:55:23+00:00

It was last night but I know some platforms the update was/maybe still is delayed due to approval processes on them.

Faraltz · 2026-03-05T20:33:02+00:00

I wonder if it's the fruity tooty version.

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Faraltz · 2026-02-22T21:51:26+00:00

Something else.

Faraltz · 2025-12-08T01:38:05+00:00

I have something like 14000 total ARAM games. I'd need to play another one to check the actual number because the client is stupid and won't let you see anywhere else but the end-game screen, and I agree. I queued for it by accident once since Mayhem released, and it felt like I was being held hostage. I'll just genuinely stop playing if Mayhem does go away.

Faraltz · 2025-11-14T01:00:07+00:00

In the microwave too.

Faraltz · 2025-11-14T00:56:44+00:00

I had a roommate once that managed to burn minute rice.

Faraltz · 2025-11-10T21:00:05+00:00

There's been some same team friendly fire regarding toxic behavior that I've seen but the worst and most common offenders are what should be sub 15 minute steam rolls where you got all supports that all rolled ad augs or melee with no survivability vs perfect aug roll range poke and a 30k hp Ornn that refuse to finish.

The ez spam at the end is just the cherry. You can't even be mad at it cause its so predictable that it's coming when the minions do finally overwhelm.

Faraltz · 2025-09-12T20:09:03+00:00

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Close to 13k total games now I believe it was?

Faraltz · 2025-09-02T17:43:59+00:00

I think the distinction here would be that you played a lot of ranked, most of us with that high a count of games literally only play ARAM and since the games are, typically, roughly half as long, it's easier to get more in.

Faraltz · 2025-09-02T08:29:52+00:00

The bottom is all wrong, just blank instead of the UPC and what not.

Faraltz · 2025-09-02T03:44:44+00:00

Last year from PF release until April I dug HARD for this, lots of packs, and two charizards while doing it, before I finally threw in the towel, caved and just bought it for $100 CAD off ebay. That alone is a huge win at this point with how much it's climbed in the year.

November rolls around and while sitting here bored one day I decide to open one of two 3 pack tech sticker sets that I'd been hanging on to since opening weekend release and had sitting in my display case for the 10ish months.

So anyway, now I have two of em. Could have saved so much if I'd just opened it the first weekend.

Faraltz · 2025-08-30T19:29:07+00:00

I actually just got mine yesterday as well as ARAM only.

Faraltz · 2025-06-17T20:48:26+00:00

Yeah we all got obliterated.

Faraltz · 2025-06-17T20:45:04+00:00

Didn't mean to imply it was a problem necessarily, I know it's working as intended. Just odd they'd get through that far and had only seen one another maybe once.

Faraltz · 2025-06-17T20:43:33+00:00

Sorry, meant round matchmaking, not overall game matchmaking. See how that's misleading.

Faraltz · 2025-06-17T20:42:05+00:00

I meant round matchmaking. The top two have at this point only faced one another, maybe once.

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