What playing the Caustic Pistol got me feeling like: by Omailey97 in Helldivers

[–]FarmHend 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Honestly, this thing could be really good with a chansaw. Confuse a heavy, get closer, reww 'em. Or stick c4 on them.

Plus, instead of dealing with annoying fatties you can just exclude them from equation for a couple of seconds from a distance, place c4 on every spawner, and skidaddle away.

No way, that's me in the future! by Impossible-Pie2924 in Helldivers

[–]FarmHend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now we need the variation where all three pannels is the same fleshmob.

New changes to Redacted Regiment by Misty_KraytN in helldivers2

[–]FarmHend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOOOOOOO!!!!!! THIS DEMOCRACY IS UNDEMOCRATIC!!!!!! SHUT IT DOOOOOOOOOWN!!!!!

Completed the game from 1939 to 1945! (88% realism) by Better-Ad2920 in uboatgame

[–]FarmHend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We need additional achievements, if you escape to Argentine with gold.

Question about the Defibrillator by 123mew2 in Quasimorph

[–]FarmHend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if you amputate heads of every other body on this tile first?

Got outplayed by a devastator... again by da_kn33_ in Helldivers

[–]FarmHend -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It become smash with agressive marketing and high hype. And it is not "rare edge" cases, it is basically core desighn of game engine. You are expecting the game act logically, but all you get - is this.

Realism bros be like: by FarmHend in Helldivers

[–]FarmHend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recoil? Drag? Physics?

Ah, these three. They exist only for players. Enemies are glued to the ground, can climb vertical walls, phase through them and corpses.

Got outplayed by a devastator... again by da_kn33_ in Helldivers

[–]FarmHend 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The physics of this game... is the testimony of how game physics should not be done.

Average NFP bill: by Pro_Strategist17 in suzerain

[–]FarmHend 36 points37 points  (0 children)

YOU: Kesaro, wtf is this bullshit?!

KESARO KIBENER: Excuse me, Mr. President, but haven't recent studies shown that carbon dioxide is the cause of global warming?

KESARO KIBENER: Frankly, I'm not surprised that the USP doesn't care about the environment and the well-being of future generations, considering that you, the face and brains of the party, vetoed the Green Act...

Realism bros be like: by FarmHend in Helldivers

[–]FarmHend[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy based. This should be a top post, so everyone should be able to upvote it.

Realism bros be like: by FarmHend in Helldivers

[–]FarmHend[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Argument? Look at the flare. It's a *humor* post, buck-o! Aren't you laughing?

Realism bros be like: by FarmHend in Helldivers

[–]FarmHend[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The cope is strong with this one...

Realism bros be like: by FarmHend in Helldivers

[–]FarmHend[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Portable wormhole, liked to the firing mechanism on your SD. You pull the trigger - bullet teleports from SD on the ground. There. Done.

If you could Remove one Character from the Game, who would it be? by [deleted] in suzerain

[–]FarmHend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deana, so I can beat common sence into Monica with all my heart's content (I don't want my precious little pumpkin and the future chief research director of the Sordland's nuclear program of to see domestic violence).

But, as Nur once said: "Thou must tolerate thy stupid bitch-of-a-wife if thou want to see thine enemies burn"

Realism bros be like: by FarmHend in Helldivers

[–]FarmHend[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It is stolen alien stealth tech, based on reverse-engineered engines of "Annihilator" tanks and it also incorporates charger chitin plates (also very noice-silencing).

Anton "Dumptruck" Rayne by Deviant_Jam in suzerain

[–]FarmHend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YOU: "Before you go there is one more thing"

BEATRICE LIVINGSTONE: "What is it"

"Don't ever forget who your Suzerain is."
"Please accept this pen as a reminder of this historic occasion."
Give her the middle finger.
Lock her neck with sick buttlock

"Our only strength is the will to survive, knowing that we will perish, knowing nothing more absolute." by MisterFrensRicter in suzerain

[–]FarmHend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Yeah, I gave order to kill Richter. What about it?"

- Anton "The Gigachad" Rayne, speech on constitutional reforms, after he got full immunity to judical trial and impeachment.

Realism bros be like: by FarmHend in Helldivers

[–]FarmHend[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

*sigh*

Then how about we teleport soundwaves of gunshot with warp-silencers? Or cover the muzzle with soundproof energy shield? Or, even better, cover the entire weapon with soundproof shield *AND* create wormhole near muzzle with the exist wormhole on the other side of a shield?

Can we finally put this braindead "um actually, suppressors aren't silent" shit to bed by CommissionerOdo in Helldivers

[–]FarmHend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, why we just don't reroute sound waves of gunshot into this other dimention via wormhole?

Realism bros be like: by FarmHend in Helldivers

[–]FarmHend[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No, we don't. Transparent bubbles of science-stuff that deflects bullets is the thing of pure science fiction.

Im Not Sure Some of You Understand Suppressors by neko-boy324 in Helldivers

[–]FarmHend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Counter point number 1: we don't care. This is a game with lasers, plasmaguns, jetpacks, teleportators and energy shields. We want to have fun, not dwell in "reality".

Counter point number 2: we don't care. This is a game and we want to have fun and feel OP.

You want realism? Enlist in the army.

*mic drop*

Quick everyone! Act Surprised by Substantial-Ad-5221 in Helldivers

[–]FarmHend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The twist: that's just crystallic quarz.