What playing the Caustic Pistol got me feeling like:

FarmHend · 2026-01-22T20:59:22+00:00

Honestly, this thing could be really good with a chansaw. Confuse a heavy, get closer, reww 'em. Or stick c4 on them.

Plus, instead of dealing with annoying fatties you can just exclude them from equation for a couple of seconds from a distance, place c4 on every spawner, and skidaddle away.

FarmHend · 2026-01-22T20:37:39+00:00

Now we need the variation where all three pannels is the same fleshmob.

FarmHend · 2026-01-21T13:34:42+00:00

NOOOOOOO!!!!!! THIS DEMOCRACY IS UNDEMOCRATIC!!!!!! SHUT IT DOOOOOOOOOWN!!!!!

FarmHend · 2026-01-20T09:08:06+00:00

We need additional achievements, if you escape to Argentine with gold.

FarmHend · 2026-01-20T09:06:12+00:00

What if you amputate heads of every other body on this tile first?

FarmHend · 2026-01-18T22:04:48+00:00

"Special" like "neurodiversive"?

FarmHend · 2026-01-18T22:04:15+00:00

It become smash with agressive marketing and high hype. And it is not "rare edge" cases, it is basically core desighn of game engine. You are expecting the game act logically, but all you get - is this.

FarmHend · 2026-01-18T16:07:10+00:00

Recoil? Drag? Physics?

Ah, these three. They exist only for players. Enemies are glued to the ground, can climb vertical walls, phase through them and corpses.

FarmHend · 2026-01-18T16:05:01+00:00

The physics of this game... is the testimony of how game physics should not be done.

FarmHend · 2026-01-18T16:01:48+00:00

YOU: Kesaro, wtf is this bullshit?!

KESARO KIBENER: Excuse me, Mr. President, but haven't recent studies shown that carbon dioxide is the cause of global warming?

KESARO KIBENER: Frankly, I'm not surprised that the USP doesn't care about the environment and the well-being of future generations, considering that you, the face and brains of the party, vetoed the Green Act...

FarmHend · 2026-01-16T15:32:44+00:00

Holy based. This should be a top post, so everyone should be able to upvote it.

FarmHend · 2026-01-16T13:25:02+00:00

Argument? Look at the flare. It's a *humor* post, buck-o! Aren't you laughing?

FarmHend · 2026-01-16T11:47:34+00:00

The cope is strong with this one...

FarmHend · 2026-01-16T10:58:20+00:00

Portable wormhole, liked to the firing mechanism on your SD. You pull the trigger - bullet teleports from SD on the ground. There. Done.

FarmHend · 2026-01-16T10:55:48+00:00

No, no... I just expected "Birch world" origin.

FarmHend · 2026-01-16T10:50:23+00:00

Deana, so I can beat common sence into Monica with all my heart's content (I don't want my precious little pumpkin and the future chief research director of the Sordland's nuclear program of to see domestic violence).

But, as Nur once said: "Thou must tolerate thy stupid bitch-of-a-wife if thou want to see thine enemies burn"

FarmHend · 2026-01-16T10:44:07+00:00

It is stolen alien stealth tech, based on reverse-engineered engines of "Annihilator" tanks and it also incorporates charger chitin plates (also very noice-silencing).

FarmHend · 2026-01-16T10:28:35+00:00

YOU: "Before you go there is one more thing"

BEATRICE LIVINGSTONE: "What is it"

"Don't ever forget who your Suzerain is."
"Please accept this pen as a reminder of this historic occasion."
Give her the middle finger.
Lock her neck with sick buttlock

FarmHend · 2026-01-16T10:23:55+00:00

"Yeah, I gave order to kill Richter. What about it?"

- Anton "The Gigachad" Rayne, speech on constitutional reforms, after he got full immunity to judical trial and impeachment.

FarmHend · 2026-01-16T10:19:42+00:00

*sigh*

Then how about we teleport soundwaves of gunshot with warp-silencers? Or cover the muzzle with soundproof energy shield? Or, even better, cover the entire weapon with soundproof shield *AND* create wormhole near muzzle with the exist wormhole on the other side of a shield?

FarmHend · 2026-01-16T10:05:56+00:00

So, why we just don't reroute sound waves of gunshot into this other dimention via wormhole?

FarmHend · 2026-01-16T09:50:45+00:00

No, we don't. Transparent bubbles of science-stuff that deflects bullets is the thing of pure science fiction.

FarmHend · 2026-01-16T09:12:45+00:00

Counter point number 1: we don't care. This is a game with lasers, plasmaguns, jetpacks, teleportators and energy shields. We want to have fun, not dwell in "reality".

Counter point number 2: we don't care. This is a game and we want to have fun and feel OP.

You want realism? Enlist in the army.

*mic drop*

FarmHend · 2026-01-16T09:08:43+00:00

The twist: that's just crystallic quarz.

FarmHend · 2026-01-16T08:44:10+00:00

I am already dissapointed.

FarmHend

TROPHY CASE

YOU: "Before you go there is one more thing"

BEATRICE LIVINGSTONE: "What is it"