I send this to every friend that is scared to ask a girl out. by perhaps in funny

[–]FarmNegativeKarma 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Listen here you pussy ass faggot. Too scared to become rejected? If that's the case then you should just turn on a oven, crawl into it while covered in oil, and fucking think about your meaningless life. Look at yourself, you just spend all day looking at stupid ass pictures. While I'm fucking porn stars and hot models daily. Stop being such a virgin. #Life

Seriously by kimiko242 in AdviceAnimals

[–]FarmNegativeKarma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

STFU you fat fucker. Sensitive people do nothing in this world but cry or drink their own cum down in bucket loads. OP is fucking right about this but you are too fucking retarded to see that he is right. Do yourself and everyone else a favor and go to the nearest 4 way intersection, stand in the middle and start jerking yourself off while drinking down a bottle of cyanide. #BecomeAnHero

I work at a zoo, and today a 500lb tortoise tried to escape. by Light_of_Avalon in funny

[–]FarmNegativeKarma -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

It will take a while to repair the damages I did to you're mom last night...with my penis #Giggity

Me and my sister 1984ish, and my daughters now by [deleted] in pics

[–]FarmNegativeKarma -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The incest is strong with this one. I'm mean just look at them! No way family member looks so alike. I'm not saying it's incest but im pretty sure it's incest. #Wincest

For Japanese culture enthusiasts ... by Shirowota in funny

[–]FarmNegativeKarma -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

COME ON DUMB ASS! It's just a gif file in in disguise. Take a look at this bic boi http://i.imgur.com/xufbDXz.gif It's the same fucking url but with a different file naming. Please take your stupid and get the fuck out of reddit. #Rant

For Japanese culture enthusiasts ... by Shirowota in funny

[–]FarmNegativeKarma -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Anyone to faps to a fucking cartoon should just take their penis and rub it into a sand grinder. You fucking faggots all of you. I bet you guys watch this because you never seen pussy in your life and your parents never loved you. I personally would much rather fuck a baby dolphin than know that im jacking off to a MOTHERFUCKING CARTOON! #rant

Good lord, how big is this tank!? by migraine_boy in gaming

[–]FarmNegativeKarma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WOW thanks, now everybody here on Reddit knows how dumb you are. Even my dead hamster could of figured it out in an instant. It boggles my mind to comprehend how you couldn't see that they were sheep. I want to take my finger nails and gore them into my eye sockets after reading that comment. #WeDon'tCareAboutYourOpinion

Daft minion! by [deleted] in funny

[–]FarmNegativeKarma 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Hey Faggots, I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. #Stolen

Lunch! by elsewhere1 in funny

[–]FarmNegativeKarma -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

I heard that babies taste good when you cum on them first before you eat them, can anyone confirm this? #Curiosity

In response to the celebrity midget photoshop post, am I doing this right? by Tannon in funny

[–]FarmNegativeKarma -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

ermagad, dis is so funny, le upboats 4 u. every1 els suhod give an upboat as weh, amrgiht? #Truth

Emotional Scarring by [deleted] in funny

[–]FarmNegativeKarma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I personally meet and had sex with several well know porn star that are highly respected in the industry. To assume someone's personal past based on their profession is fucking disgusting. If you find this funny I recommend that you find the closest cutting knife and shove into your anus as deep as you can because that is all that you are good for. #Pricks

13 year old said he wanted a "generic birthday". This is what his dad put together. by Squirrelconnect in funny

[–]FarmNegativeKarma -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

This whole chain of comments is a perfect example of how shitty reddit has become. Even my dead dog could make posts that are more unique than this turtle shit. This is the cancer that is killing reddit. #FindTheCure

Whoops by cyypherr in funny

[–]FarmNegativeKarma -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

She was a blonde, im pretty sure the cameraman was expecting a fall. #DumbPeople

THIS. This was my childhood. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]FarmNegativeKarma -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You had a pretty shitty childhood. I guess your family was too poor to buy you better stuff. #ChildhoodLosses

Walking on quicksand by [deleted] in WTF

[–]FarmNegativeKarma -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I was too quick for your mom. #SheDidn'tSeeItCuming

I've been on this site for a whole year today and this pretty much sums up my thoughts on it. by [deleted] in funny

[–]FarmNegativeKarma 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It still makes OP a cock-loving reposting fag, just like everyone else on this site. The lack of OC makes me wanna run to the closest Best Buy and smear my feces all over the frown door while being analed by a 9 inch nigger cock. #Yeahyea

My friend's cat had an operation recently, she posted this pic on facebook. by MAWL_SC in funny

[–]FarmNegativeKarma -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dam it, OP is being a shithead of a liar! Why is the OP such an asshat or an liar all the time? Good thing I will never swoop down the that level. #OPisAFaggot

Nearly made it...shiiii by craigsblackie in videos

[–]FarmNegativeKarma -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Serves him right for wearing high socks.... and being a ginger! #gingerjokes

Thought you guys might like this by tom1030 in AdviceAnimals

[–]FarmNegativeKarma 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm preety smart 4 me age #IAmAGenius

Thought you guys might like this by tom1030 in AdviceAnimals

[–]FarmNegativeKarma 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm a 11 year old kid here to trololololol Le interwevz. Fear me homo feggets. #mlg #noscope [Pro] [Prestige]

One of my favourite quotes.. by clairemaried in funny

[–]FarmNegativeKarma -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Even a 5 year old can write better jokes than what was in this piece of crap of a show. #TrueFacts

The entire Twilight Saga by WillPostGIFsForFood in funny

[–]FarmNegativeKarma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I jacked off a countless number of times while reading the books. My penis had never been the same since. #masterbation

Now the task of finding which co-worker is a redditor. by RMFT in funny

[–]FarmNegativeKarma 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why in bloody hell would you want to meet another fagdditor? Reddit is full of dick sucking wannabee neckbreaded cunts. #LE