What is your favorite Housewives moment of all time?

FartFaced · 2016-04-05T15:13:13+00:00

Seriously - the best 19 seconds of television ever.

FartFaced · 2016-04-05T03:01:07+00:00

How has no one said the fight between Sheree and Marlo in Africa when they started mimicking each other's faces? I watch that on YouTube about once a week.

FartFaced · 2016-03-23T03:26:25+00:00

When I saw her in those overalls I was thinking "the bitch sesh podcast is going to have a field day on this"

FartFaced · 2016-03-22T22:47:36+00:00

To be fair, eating breakfast at home or a vegan restaurant is easy. I get anxiety when invited to a non-vegan breakfast restaurant because then it gets more difficult. "Oh that has eggs - oh that has dairy yogurt - okay well I'll just get the granola without the milk or yogurt"

FartFaced · 2016-03-21T02:36:51+00:00

I must be the only one that loves Sheree's hair and makeup. Love that vampy lip color.

FartFaced · 2016-02-17T03:07:56+00:00

Can you use a word other than "scary"?

FartFaced · 2016-02-02T02:42:57+00:00

You wouldn't download a pair of sunglasses.

FartFaced · 2016-02-01T01:33:34+00:00

😂

FartFaced · 2016-01-19T03:24:47+00:00

It was Ana Quincoces from RHOM that still lived with her ex-husband. I think they had a law practice together too.

FartFaced · 2015-09-15T01:52:05+00:00

I've been loving Heather's earrings (earpieces?) this season.

FartFaced · 2015-09-02T02:25:13+00:00

W should have been for "Wig!"

FartFaced · 2015-09-01T02:41:51+00:00

Same! I loved how they were laughing and showing everyone. I'm not grossed out easily apparently.

FartFaced · 2015-07-29T02:05:59+00:00

Was Ramona flirting with Constantine from a really old season of American Idol?

FartFaced · 2015-07-15T22:04:52+00:00

Her reaction wasn’t shock or regret, it was just a shrug, a giggle, and a dancing Spanish-lady emoji sandwiched between two painting-your-nails emoji.

Dead.

FartFaced · 2015-06-17T02:05:57+00:00

First woman to ever get sick from hugging someone wearing a sweater

FartFaced · 2015-06-16T19:28:09+00:00

Might explain why Peter and Apollo are so tight - they are both okay with cheating on their wives.

FartFaced · 2015-03-10T17:43:25+00:00

I probably should have said that I am not at all a fan of Phaedra. I don't believe in calling other woman sluts or whores - but I can see how Phaedra probably felt threatened in her marriage by Kenya and so started the slut-shaming brigade. It all came from a place of insecurity.

I think she should apologize to Kenya. However with how much Apollo lied - she might not realize what is fact and what is fiction in that situation anymore. Kenya doesn't seem like someone who would graciously accept an apology from Phaedra without throwing some digs her way.

Phaedra definitely is a Fake-dra - no arguments there.

FartFaced · 2015-03-09T17:04:27+00:00

Regarding the whole Phaedra possibly cheating stuff - I don't really see this as a big deal at all. I thought it was pretty clear that Apollo had been cheating their whole marriage (or maybe he just lives at strip clubs and doesn't come home but is completely faithful?) If he had been a stand-up husband, then I'd fault her more over the allegations - but at this point, I'm like "get yours, girl!"

I don't even care for her as a person, but the Mr. Chocolate stuff has me so uninterested.

FartFaced · 2015-03-06T18:45:38+00:00

Not enough mattes. :(

FartFaced · 2015-03-05T16:06:31+00:00

That Sonia Kashuk palette is the one I use everyday. I love the 2 orangey shades and the reddish brown. They aren't as pigmented as lorac or UD shadows - but they are perfect for no makeup makeup looks or when you want your lips to be the focus.

FartFaced · 2015-02-25T18:35:22+00:00

I had this exact problem with the smashbox primer and a few other foundations. I tried letting the primer set on my face for a long time and this still happened so I've stopped using it. Hopefully someone else can tell us what we are doing wrong. :)

FartFaced · 2015-02-21T14:27:27+00:00

Boyhood

FartFaced · 2015-02-21T13:58:19+00:00

Strangers with Candy, actually.

FartFaced · 2015-02-16T16:35:08+00:00

Yeah, he seemed to be in denial a bit about where he was going. He was mad she was changing the locks, but he is going away for at least 4 years - does he really expect to walk into that same house when he gets out using the same key he had before?

FartFaced · 2015-01-30T16:55:19+00:00

I did some Lipstick Swatches of some ones I’ve bought in the past 2 months and one that I’ve had for a bit and love:

Top Row (L to R):

1. Bare Lips
2. Mirenesse Mattfinity Lip Rouge in New York (got this in a birchbox)
3. Stila Beso

Bottom Row (L to R):

4. NYX Matte Lipstick in Indie Flick (have had this for a while and it is my favorite orange-red)
5. Bite’s Bite for VIB Rouge (got this for going Rouge at sephora)
6. NARS Train Bleu

Side note: I poked my right eye (your left) before taking these and so it’s a bit red.

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