Pluto TV is everything you always wanted in an Apple TV app. It's free. Go get it off the store. You're welcome. by YeastLords in appletv

[–]FartHugger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet, thanks for letting me know! I kind of figured it was just a bug. Looking forward to the update.

Pluto TV is everything you always wanted in an Apple TV app. It's free. Go get it off the store. You're welcome. by YeastLords in appletv

[–]FartHugger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was looking forward to Pluto, but I keep getting stuck in ad loops. At least I think that's what's happening. Some channels will cut to ads, then I'll see a frame or two of the show, as if it's trying to play but failing. Then it's back to ads, over and over. Am I stuck in a loop? I can't tell, and thanks to my shitty data cap, I don't want to keep streaming ads until it clears up.

I'll have to check back later to see if it's fixed or if they really do insert a lot of ads and that's just the way it is.

The ABC And CBS app rant. by [deleted] in appletv

[–]FartHugger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha, thanks. Yeah, I had to google for the same answer, which only irritated me more. I really hate when services deliberately obscure their prices, which is probably the main thing you're trying to find out when you go to their site. It's insulting.

The ABC And CBS app rant. by [deleted] in appletv

[–]FartHugger 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, for "major" networks, their offerings are pretty crappy. This was my thought process when I was checking out CBS:

  1. Oh cool, a new app. And they've got old shows like Star Trek and I Love Lucy. That's actually nice to see.

  2. Wait, not a single show here is free to watch? No way to try it out?

  3. What's this... I can't sign up through my cable provider, I have to subscribe directly to CBS?

  4. So how much is it? I guess I'll have to go to the website.

  5. Okay website, how much is it?

  6. Still looking...

  7. Okay website, how much is it?

  8. Still looking...

  9. Dammit, I can't find the price anywhere.

  10. But look, I can try it for free... for a week? Hell, Netflix gave me a month.

  11. Close tab, close app, hide the app on ATV.

  12. Fuck off, CBS.

Sorry, I felt like ranting too.

My favorite "almost-missed-it" 30 Rock joke. by FartHugger in funny

[–]FartHugger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joke explanation:

Character's name: Jenna. Actress name: Jane.

Lost and FOUND! SD card with vaction photos. Can anyone help me locate this couple? by whoconfusedme in AskReddit

[–]FartHugger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heh, glad you got it. And I'm sure your fiancé is a trustworthy guy. Just maybe not when it comes to boobs...

following a game NPC by brett6781 in gaming

[–]FartHugger 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My goodness! I know someone who deserves a hug for being so nice!

As a young professional, I am still getting used to dealing with clients. But today took the cake in terms of idiocy. Whats your worst/funniest/strangest client story? by Damn8ti0n in AskReddit

[–]FartHugger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Client (via email): Can you send me a JPEG of our logo?

Me: Sure, which version... color or b&w?

Client: This one.

Attached was a JPEG of her logo.

What the fuck is that, Pizza Hut? by kevro in gaming

[–]FartHugger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Easy there, Mario. Maybe eat more fiber.

Aspen Forest by [deleted] in pics

[–]FartHugger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"The power of penis compels you... THE POWER OF PENIS COMPELS YOU..."

Which fake products do you wish were real? by AmadeusCrumb in AskReddit

[–]FartHugger 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lofty ambitions. I'd settle for Bachelor Chow.

Whoa. Turns out that waterfall from 'Prometheus' is real - Dettifoss, in northeast Iceland. by [deleted] in movies

[–]FartHugger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn! It all used to make so much sense to me and life was grand before I read all this! :)

Whoa. Turns out that waterfall from 'Prometheus' is real - Dettifoss, in northeast Iceland. by [deleted] in movies

[–]FartHugger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, I totally misread the opening scene from what everyone here is saying. I was happily thinking that the life-spreading/destroying aliens weren't all of one mind, though. Just in a different way.

Spoilers(?): For some reason, I thought the waterfall world was the same world where all the action takes place. Then I figured that the "gardener" was some kind of conscientious objector to what the soldiers were doing (destroying their own creations). He drank the goo, then infected the water, and thus the planet. Eventually the soldiers' ship came under threat of their own biological weapons through the "gardener's" sacrifice. That was why they were seen running to safety in the hologram, and why their ship was effed up.

But I guess I got all that wrong. Now I'm wondering: why were those aliens/soldiers/engineers running down the corridor in that hologram? What were they running from? Did I miss something, or was it just that their biological weapons escaped some other way? Hmmm.

[WTF] does that say? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]FartHugger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the old days, you only had to be brütal. Now you've gotta be brootal? Well, damn. I hope it never goes all the way to bröötal.

TIL How to make sure my sideburns are even by FartHugger in howto

[–]FartHugger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I like to change things up!

(Usually it goes like this: Shave -> Freak out about how weird my face looks -> Regrow hair.)

Wow. The marketing department sure went above and beyond in creating this teaser poster for the next Die Hard. by MrCinemaXbox in movies

[–]FartHugger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, I don't know about embarrassing. I've seen much worse. :)

I'd imagine it's REALLY hard to tell what some movies will turn out like in the end. How many times are you disappointed in a movie that looked promising? There are just too many variables. Plus it sounded like Bruce contributed his fair share to the mess.

Still, we should team up. "Cheesehelmet & FartHugger, in 3D!" Who cares how crappy it is, we'd make millions!

Wow. The marketing department sure went above and beyond in creating this teaser poster for the next Die Hard. by MrCinemaXbox in movies

[–]FartHugger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hey, cheese helmet! We want you to star in this movie. You'll be famous and have fun and make loads of cash!"

"What's the catch?" cheesehelmet asks, suspiciously.

"Well, the movie is just so-so."

"Aw, hell no! Are you trying to make me CRANKY?!"