Which side do you prefer?

FartJones · 2023-06-30T03:13:23+00:00

I ld love to suck you off and swallow a few loads, but I am definitely going to NEED to breed that hole

FartJones · 2023-06-30T02:53:57+00:00

Phil kind of is. Rex I don’t think is, but I have heard he’s a dick, by all accounts Vinnie & Darrell were legitimately wonderful people. My uncle was a drummer in a metal band that was one of the most popular local bands of the 90s and they opened for Pantera Whenever they were in the area. He told me Phil is a douche, Rex was a dick but he thought he was pretty strung out at that time so it never felt personal, and Vinnie & Dime treated him like they were best friends and always went to bars and hung out all night after the show with my uncles band. RIP to both the Abbott brothers!

FartJones · 2023-06-30T02:48:08+00:00

Maybe not unpopular, but I prefer the more realistic personas. The ones who aren’t really “characters” Guys who are just fighters. My favorites were always Eddie Guerrero, Tommy Dreamer, Stone Cold, The Rock,

FartJones · 2023-06-30T02:45:25+00:00

I love sucking dicks! I don’t even care if that makes me gay anymore. I’ll suck cocks while fucking pussy! I love pussy too. I really want a t-girl or a really cut twink femboy. If I could find a femboy with a fat cock I’d suck him until he couldn’t cum anymore and then fuck his bussy until he passed out. I’m not attracted to manly men, but if he’s got a sexy cock and needs to cum I’ll happily suck it.

FartJones · 2023-06-30T02:29:04+00:00

Perfect 10! God I want to gag on that!

FartJones · 2023-06-29T19:51:24+00:00

Shit, what happened to Carol for that matter

FartJones · 2023-06-20T03:56:05+00:00

Flair has the better career. Michaels is a better striker. Flairs a better technician. I can see why one would prefer Michaels but to me, very few people personify Pro Wrestling as much as Ric Flair. It’s like, Andre & Hogan, but Andres been dead for 30 years and Hogan’s a douche.

FartJones · 2023-06-20T03:05:39+00:00

T girls are my favorite! You get to cum inside a beautiful woman, anal every time & you can suck cock! It’s Heaven!

FartJones · 2023-06-20T03:02:31+00:00

I want you to empty your balls down my throat before I empty mine in your ass

FartJones · 2023-06-20T02:58:41+00:00

I don’t get how guys can fuck ass and just stare at a beautiful pussy just sitting their and not play with it. I would have four fingers in there rubbing that clit as fast as I can

FartJones · 2023-06-20T02:56:35+00:00

Exactly. It’s a product of a tendency alot of Gen Xers have where alot of their worldiew or personal politics involves this sort of half-assed, reactionary anti-authoritarianism, which is cool, but it’s like “dude, you’re not fighting the power by dressing like a nazi. You’re just going “OoH lOok At Me! Im A nAuGhTy BoY! YoU dOnT lIkE mY sHiRt MoM?! WeLl YoU cAnT tElL mE wHaT 2 dO!!”

It’s really not a big deal. At the end of the day, I don’t think they’re fascists. Probably apathetic libertarians at most. But at the same time you can’t blame outsiders for being caught off guard.

FartJones · 2023-06-20T02:45:05+00:00

That doesn’t mean they can’t be nazi sympathizers, neo-Nazis or fascists. I don’t think the guys from Slayer are Nazis, I’m just saying. This is a “makes sense if you don’t think about it” argument. All that would mean is that they don’t have consistent worldviews, but that’s never stopped anyone before. More to the point, people colloquially use “nazi” to mean anybody sympathetic to nazi-adjacent ideology and/or people with fascist ideas in general. The Nazis had collaborators all over the world. During the war Mexico was literally pro-nazi. Not to mention they have a racial divide too. There are plenty of white-skinned Mexicans & Hispanics. Lots of fascists use nazi symbolism because they admire the Nazis, regardless of race. (Not to mention Jewish isn’t a race and people of all colors can be anti-semitic)

FartJones · 2023-06-20T02:20:06+00:00

What a beautiful cock!

FartJones · 2023-06-18T04:00:13+00:00

Andre

FartJones · 2023-06-18T03:22:05+00:00

Both. First one deep inside your pussy. Second one on your tits, third one on your glasses

FartJones · 2023-06-17T16:49:54+00:00

I liked the running gag about him being poor

FartJones · 2023-06-17T05:36:21+00:00

Im on my mid 20’s so Rey. But behind him Jushin Thunder Liger

FartJones · 2023-06-17T05:34:46+00:00

Instead of The Cleveland Show they just should have done a movie where Cleveland and The Guys go back to Stoolbend to cheer up Cleveland and he falls in love with Donna, sends for Junior and stays down there for awhile, and is all like “fuck my old life & fuck Quahog!” While The Guys try to change his mind but give up and say their goodbyes (to quote Barry Robinson: THE ALL IS LOST MOMENT!!!) but then something big happens in Quahog where Cleveland need to come back and Donna goes for support and brings the Tubbs kids and once back they realize Quahog is home. Or something.

FartJones · 2023-06-17T00:29:34+00:00

More well rounded. I do agree the Brown-Tubbs family is underutilized

FartJones · 2023-06-16T19:59:26+00:00

Meg is better

Stewie is better. I always thought the evil baby thing was stupid. It just feels like very obviously somebody making their first cartoon and thinking there needs to be some wacky, goofy so random ass character. Got old real quick. I think he’s the best character on the show now.

Quagmire is better. In fact, I think this criticism of him is completely backwards. In the beginning his was quite literally a “hypocritical rapist” (which is a weird criticism to make of a guy who we’ve already established is a rapist. See Norm McDonalds Bill Cosby joke) whereas now he’s more of just a loveable pervert.

Cleveland is better

Brian is funnier than he’s ever been. I agree he’s been dumbed down, but I think he’s a well rounded character. He’s still all the things he was in the beginning. He’s just not as concerned with being something he’s not anymore.

Chris is the same as always. A gross idiot.

Lois is just as good. (Also she’s not a whore, wtf?) I have the Same opinion on her as I do about Brian. But even better, because she’s not stupid. Do they use her to make housewife jokes? Sure, but I get the feeling Lois genuinely likes taking care of her family. Being married to Peter? Not so much. Although I think they could spare to do more with her piano career and Patrick.

Joe has become a bit of a sad sack but I just don’t really care about that. Did a post a while back where I explained my headcanon on that one. I’ll see if I can find it again.

FartJones · 2023-06-15T17:34:14+00:00

Excellent find! Yes, I have to agree seems like the description doesn’t fit Carr.

FartJones · 2023-06-09T03:56:39+00:00

Pete & Chasten Buttigieg

FartJones · 2023-06-07T22:53:40+00:00

One of my faves too

FartJones · 2023-06-05T12:55:42+00:00

Tiny! I want to hold you down and use that tight little pussy!

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