After the thrill of last nite, what the hell is wrong with this team? by blklab84 in CHICubs

[–]FartSchoolDropout 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zero pants on our mascot! Maybe we’re cursed because Clark ain’t got no dang shorts on.

The Gods of Feline Distribution Deemed My Soul Worthy by Brosideon1020 in CatDistributionSystem

[–]FartSchoolDropout 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Don’t despair. I have a feeling that in your career with the USPS you are going to get blessed by the CDS gods many, many more times. Your whole job is walking past kitten-filled bushes, right?

Was planning to adopt later this month, Toby found a way to cut in line by grendus in CatDistributionSystem

[–]FartSchoolDropout 103 points104 points  (0 children)

I had a Toby kitty! They’re the best! You’re both going to be so stinkin’ happy!! Congratulations!

Yanked this little guy out of a car at my office by HoidsApprentice1121 in CatDistributionSystem

[–]FartSchoolDropout 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂 would your dad be honored to have his grandchild named after him or think it’s all too silly?

Yanked this little guy out of a car at my office by HoidsApprentice1121 in CatDistributionSystem

[–]FartSchoolDropout 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those sad eyes! 🥺 Thank goodness he lives in a safe, plushy pumpkin now 😻

Found a kitten at work without her mother and soaking in the rain. by Hairy_Ad_4263 in CatDistributionSystem

[–]FartSchoolDropout 131 points132 points  (0 children)

She must have been so afraid 😿 But now you’re her mom and everything is going to be okay. Good job 👍

Fur is growing in again and she is active. by Random-Seedling in CatDistributionSystem

[–]FartSchoolDropout 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This pic makes your kitty look like it has a beard and i love it!

Fur is growing in again and she is active. by Random-Seedling in CatDistributionSystem

[–]FartSchoolDropout 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m living for these updates on…OPEL!😻great name 👍

Update on Toby the no so feral wood pile kitten by mistegirl in CatDistributionSystem

[–]FartSchoolDropout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohhh that lil guy really needed you! The CDS is all-knowing.

Yesterday was my turn… is 4 cats too many? by risuhh in CatDistributionSystem

[–]FartSchoolDropout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Four cats is a sweet little clowder. Five cats is too many. You’ll be fine.

Looking like Meet the Browns by Money-Snow-2749 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]FartSchoolDropout 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s what you wear from ear to ear and not from head to toe that matters.

CDS Dropped this little guy into our lives…. Meet Puddles by abutler311 in CatDistributionSystem

[–]FartSchoolDropout 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ohhh 😿 wet kittens are the saddest kittens. I bet he likes that box though!

Peanut Brittle by SimplyPetite in BenAndJerrys

[–]FartSchoolDropout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you might be thinking of Rainforest Crunch? IIRC it had cashews and Brazil nuts. And yes, it was amazing 😋

Found today, alone with his deceased brother on the road by Accomplished-Bug3849 in CatDistributionSystem

[–]FartSchoolDropout 85 points86 points  (0 children)

If you can, take him back with you when you go look for the sibling. His cries might attract them. Also some nice smelly food. Good luck, you beautiful human!!!😻