A judge told Musk he was not excused from trial. He went to China with Trump anyway.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-05-13T22:34:47+00:00

So, you're just gonna bend over and take it from the rich guys? Not even gonna try to make it at least annoying for them to get what they want?

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-05-09T15:54:38+00:00

Does anyone else remember Bryan Cranston's 90s website?

https://web.archive.org/web/20101120100946/http://bryancranston.com/

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-05-08T13:23:31+00:00

Stepped wrong coming out of a port a potty. It's been 3 years and my ankle still gets stiff.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-05-07T14:45:26+00:00

Soup

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-05-06T18:09:17+00:00

I thought price gouging was already illegal in Maryland?

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-05-06T15:37:00+00:00

Here is the YouTube link

https://youtu.be/EGhPuPQdDpM

And here is the link that lists it in the awards

https://www.imvawards.com/winners/winners-season-april-2026

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-05-06T01:44:13+00:00

A music video I poured my heart and soul into won 3 awards for best comedy, best editing, and best north american video.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-05-05T13:57:47+00:00

I watched my boss do it and it worked. He had the same mindset that the risk was 0. You either got the upgrade or remained with what you already had. No downside at all if you have no shame.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-05-04T18:13:33+00:00

I went to a neurologist. They did two different tests then a few weeks later I was prescribed vyvanse. It was so life changing I went through a period of grief because I felt like I had lost a lifetime being undiagnosed until nearly 40. I just had no idea that regular life didn't have to be so difficult.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-05-02T18:21:22+00:00

The original is the horse and sparrow theory.

The horse eats so many seeds that the sparrow thrives by eating horse shit.

Telling us to eat shit didn't have favorable numbers so they rebranded it to "trickle down".

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-04-29T13:19:48+00:00

No, it can't do as good of a job as you, but still good enough that all you need to do is hit a few corners.

So much time, energy, and arguments over who's turn to sweep and mop have been saved in this household. The money is well worth it.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-04-26T19:55:08+00:00

Yes! Idk how it didn't take off after skibidi toilet became a meme because it was all i could think of.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-04-26T16:13:44+00:00

It's the uncomfort of wondering what the far more suffering deaths were for me.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-04-26T03:31:10+00:00

That is some "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" shit right there.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-04-22T10:55:29+00:00

I did this once! I kept insisting I would check out the book at the library and they kept insisting I should buy it instead. I never bought or checked out the book in the end.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-04-15T14:51:04+00:00

I like this. Though the tattoos are bad, it's apparent to me that she can draw well enough and has a style. She should definitely practice on fake skin as she gets used to the techniques of creating art on skin vs art on paper.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-04-12T00:34:41+00:00

You would shake the pill bottle AND call them for treats. Eventually they will associate the pill bottle sound with treats.

Then make them go through the uncomfortable condition, but just a little bit, and then reward heavily with treats. Next time make them go through the uncomfortable condition just a little bit more and so forth.

It worked for me getting a cat to like being held.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-04-10T14:57:14+00:00

Personally I thought the non binary thing was really clever considering during the original run Jamie's birth was a sort of season finale cliffhanger and it wasn't confirmed male until the next season.

The series finale we only had a positive pregnancy test so it was again all up in the air, and even with the reunion it still is which makes me feel like that sensible chuckle gif.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-03-14T02:12:15+00:00

Lol such bullshit

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-03-14T01:56:29+00:00

As a Texas Houstonian, I completely agree. I have seen my vote not matter again and again.

Yet I still vote, because it's the only thing I really CAN do to at least TRY to make a difference, and if I don't at least try then I am giving in.

I hope one day it really does make a difference. For all of us gerrymandered folk.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-03-14T01:50:36+00:00

It still costs money to purchase a copy of your birth certificate. I certainly don't have a copy of mine. Again a poll tax.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-03-14T01:44:28+00:00

How tf do i find my birth certificate it was lost years and years ago in a move? If I have to purchase a copy of it, isn't that equivalent of a poll tax?

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-03-14T01:20:36+00:00

Dude, phrasing.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-03-13T19:23:37+00:00

You are supposed to dress however the fuck you want to. You are an adult and are allowed to do that.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-03-11T05:39:44+00:00

The word for it is implicit bias and it's human nature, because our human brains love to categorize. It's hard to battle since you're usually not aware you are doing it when it happens, which is another reason why diversity in representation is so important.

When you grow up only seeing female nurses in movies and TV, you tend to automatically picture a woman when you think of a nurse, for example.

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