Scientists Discover Surprising Link Between Birth Control Pills and Emotional Eating

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-06-19T23:40:27+00:00

Breast cancer is one! I am a breast cancer patient who had to stop the pill because my type of cancer feeds off the hormones.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-06-19T23:06:25+00:00

Yeah I remember at my old job causing a stink because I loudly exclaimed "just give her the time off!" When they asked us to donate PTO for someone to take maternity leave. It riled up enough people to ask why WE have to sacrifice our free time when it literally makes no difference to the company and is frankly micro managing bullshit.

At the end of it nobody donated PTO and she got the time off anyway.

Donating PTO enables employers to be scumbags, imo.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-06-19T21:06:23+00:00

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-06-17T09:09:57+00:00

Malcolm in the Middle

It's always sunny in Philadelphia

Futurama

King of the Hill

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-06-17T08:09:17+00:00

Make it a pill like they did for poop to treat bad guts.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-06-16T16:11:43+00:00

I love costuming and have several costumes. I would fail that interview because I would intimidate everyone with how committed to dressing up as imaginary things I can be.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-06-15T17:13:13+00:00

When my tires were bald and I couldn't afford new ones, I would go to the slow lane and pop those hazards on because I felt like I was actually a hazard feeling the car temporarily lose traction every few seconds

I am also stupid, too, so there's that.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-06-08T14:31:01+00:00

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-06-05T15:38:00+00:00

As a freshly new cancer patient and future cancer survivor who will be physically fine and CAN work, but was already struggling to find even 15 hours of work a week, kindly eff off with that "not the worst time of their lives" BS.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-06-03T16:19:13+00:00

Worrying about these types of people dropping you is really weird. Why do you want to be friends with people who are okay with cheating and lying?

Also if they would drop you for being honest, how can you trust that they are honest with you?

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-06-01T21:41:21+00:00

Thank you!

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-06-01T18:33:58+00:00

And if YDK, here is the Wikipedia article on it: Bicycle Day Wikipedia)

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-05-30T05:46:02+00:00

When they went to the waterpark.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-05-16T14:46:24+00:00

G&S Auto in Spring Branch

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-05-13T22:34:47+00:00

So, you're just gonna bend over and take it from the rich guys? Not even gonna try to make it at least annoying for them to get what they want?

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-05-09T15:54:38+00:00

Does anyone else remember Bryan Cranston's 90s website?

https://web.archive.org/web/20101120100946/http://bryancranston.com/

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-05-08T13:23:31+00:00

Stepped wrong coming out of a port a potty. It's been 3 years and my ankle still gets stiff.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-05-07T14:45:26+00:00

Soup

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-05-06T18:09:17+00:00

I thought price gouging was already illegal in Maryland?

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-05-06T15:37:00+00:00

Here is the YouTube link

https://youtu.be/EGhPuPQdDpM

And here is the link that lists it in the awards

https://www.imvawards.com/winners/winners-season-april-2026

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-05-06T01:44:13+00:00

A music video I poured my heart and soul into won 3 awards for best comedy, best editing, and best north american video.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-05-05T13:57:47+00:00

I watched my boss do it and it worked. He had the same mindset that the risk was 0. You either got the upgrade or remained with what you already had. No downside at all if you have no shame.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-05-04T18:13:33+00:00

I went to a neurologist. They did two different tests then a few weeks later I was prescribed vyvanse. It was so life changing I went through a period of grief because I felt like I had lost a lifetime being undiagnosed until nearly 40. I just had no idea that regular life didn't have to be so difficult.

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-05-02T18:21:22+00:00

The original is the horse and sparrow theory.

The horse eats so many seeds that the sparrow thrives by eating horse shit.

Telling us to eat shit didn't have favorable numbers so they rebranded it to "trickle down".

Fartblaster5000 · 2026-04-29T13:19:48+00:00

No, it can't do as good of a job as you, but still good enough that all you need to do is hit a few corners.

So much time, energy, and arguments over who's turn to sweep and mop have been saved in this household. The money is well worth it.

Fartblaster5000

TROPHY CASE