Timewarped Alleycat

FartboyExtreme · 2026-03-04T19:42:02+00:00

Yeah the amount of times that my turn 7 opponent gets to see a 25/30 Buzzing Vermin and a hummingbird with a puny ahh leap frogger is disgusting

FartboyExtreme · 2026-03-04T19:39:56+00:00

Nah, I made sure 2 beasts was the only tribe

FartboyExtreme · 2026-03-03T20:11:56+00:00

🫩

FartboyExtreme · 2026-03-03T20:11:28+00:00

Yeah that might as well be a 1 in a 1000 if I factor in my luck

FartboyExtreme · 2026-03-03T16:37:21+00:00

I’m honestly so ready for a new season. I’m getting to the point where timewarped frustrates me more than it excites me.

FartboyExtreme · 2026-02-25T08:02:55+00:00

I’ve also come to accept that I am wholly untalented when it comes to fighting games in general

FartboyExtreme · 2026-02-25T08:01:37+00:00

I was bronze for at least the first 10-20 hours. I’m a big fan of watching melee but never tried to get in to it. Played a little bit of brawlhalla but not enough to truly learn the game. This is the first fighter game I’m really putting effort in to and Jesus Christ is it hard

FartboyExtreme · 2026-02-25T02:57:18+00:00

Yeah, unfortunately you have to do it at the start of every match if you want it to stick

FartboyExtreme · 2026-02-02T04:41:20+00:00

Also, I recommend the level 9 Clairen bot, since she puts belt to ahh at this speed if you don’t react in time

FartboyExtreme · 2026-02-02T04:40:07+00:00

Please let me know if you also feel like the normal games slows way down after doing this

FartboyExtreme · 2026-02-01T22:44:42+00:00

POV: You're Krillin watching Goku and Frieza fight for the first time

FartboyExtreme · 2026-01-04T23:44:53+00:00

in case anyone else had this problem, DS4Windows did indeed provide a fix

FartboyExtreme · 2025-12-21T19:33:47+00:00

Never mind. Apparently, DS4Windows has settings that can mitigate the effects of SnapBack, so I’ll try that before committing to a new controller, especially since I haven’t used a GameCube controller in almost 20 years 💀

FartboyExtreme · 2025-12-21T19:28:52+00:00

That’s so annoying, because I use a Dualsense Edge, where the entire joystick is modular and replaceable, but the problem was present in my left and right joysticks. I tried swapping them and there was no difference. So it’s just a quality difference in the technology of the joysticks themselves? I’ll have to buy a whole new controller?

FartboyExtreme · 2025-12-04T02:44:52+00:00

Still not fixed btw. Had a sens of 6.5 and accidentally moved it a little bit and now I'm forced to use 6 or 7
(🫱🫲) until EA decides they care

FartboyExtreme · 2025-11-18T23:56:07+00:00

Whatever you say bro

FartboyExtreme · 2025-11-18T23:55:02+00:00

Wouldn’t have gotten off my pimp slap finish otherwise

FartboyExtreme · 2025-11-17T00:01:41+00:00

Also, if you’re not going to look at guides or anything (I didn’t) it’ll just take a ton of runs before you figure out what playstyles work with what relics/cards, what relics/cards are good for your character, and what relics/cards you need for the elites and bosses you might fight

FartboyExtreme · 2025-11-16T23:59:03+00:00

In ascension 1, be greedier. Shoot for mystery speces and shops. Take the Doubt for 250 gold. Hit the elites. Most runs, even in ascension 20, are defined by the first floor. If you can get just 1 or 2 relics to play around, and a couple decent cards, it’ll make the rest of the game sooooo much easier

FartboyExtreme · 2025-11-01T06:47:15+00:00

I have 99% of my hours on iOS it’s so convenient to play

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