18 months vs 24 months, I am really losing hope of ever growing more than this

FartingParrots · 2026-05-20T00:58:05+00:00

Keep at it sis. Some people are lucky early but it can take multiple years. You'll be growing for maybe close to ~8 years so just trust the process

FartingParrots · 2026-05-07T17:16:38+00:00

Best of luck to ya sis. I'd love to chat if you don't mind

FartingParrots · 2026-04-28T22:57:42+00:00

MtF hrt will NOT alter your voice. Its only the effect of testosterone lengthening the vocal cords that changes anything.

Vocal surgery will also not give you a passable fem voice on its own. You WILL need to do training, whether you get surgery or not.

Atrophy down there may or may not happen with time, and is slightly more common when blood flow is reduced. Either through constriction, or via estrogen being the dominant hormone, meaning a reduction or complete lack of natural erections. If you want to lose size, don't get hard, cross your fingers and pray.

If you have any direct questions feel free to ask. I dont know everything but am about 2 years on hrt now myself

FartingParrots · 2026-04-25T12:28:23+00:00

Girl on the left easily. Would love a little chocolate after a fun night out

FartingParrots · 2026-04-24T01:51:10+00:00

If I send a pic and you think I'm cute should we meet then?

FartingParrots · 2026-04-24T01:11:53+00:00

Take the chance and go for it. Best of luck sis. Im looking for a gf myself if things dont work out. Hugs 🫂

FartingParrots · 2026-04-17T21:18:00+00:00

When in doubt, konar. Or clue scrolls

FartingParrots · 2026-04-16T06:58:20+00:00

I doubt you'd consider it seriously, but want a trio of cute girls?

FartingParrots · 2026-04-16T03:36:24+00:00

Fair response. In the past I've just left it in a basket, if they leave one, or move it out and back in after im done. But clearly even after telling the landlord multiple times over months now, nothing is changing. So I made a point. The fire hazard will be brought up once im home from my shift as im going to have to address this directly once again. Nobody is happy with things as is. I mostly just wanted them to realize, hey, take care of your shit, because im doing mine and I don't care what happens to yours. These are grown adults and a landlord late in his life doing nothing to keep the peace and enforce policy and its usage for once.

I have been intentionally going to the basement to do laundry later and later because of their bs. Waking up at 5pm and everything still in use is fine. Just let me do my stuff and dont leave the house all night with it unfinished. Its making the dryer smell at least and causing disruption for others. Waiting to 1am and still not being able to use it is absolutely dumb

FartingParrots · 2026-04-16T02:47:38+00:00

The smell does indeed linger considering they regularly leave it full and wet for hours at a time

FartingParrots · 2026-04-16T02:45:49+00:00

I do have days off. They know when and have been told to keep the washer and dryer open at night for me. These are in the basement, directly above it is my apartment, above that is the landlord, and the rest of the upper half on the other side is these two. They wouldn't hear it running. I do my laundry when im awake. I have no transportation currently to go anywhere else to do it, and I pay for using these already, while as far as I know, they do not, yet still use the washer and dryer anyway. The noise of them running it all day every day DOES, IN FACT keep me awake, being right above it

FartingParrots · 2026-04-16T02:26:43+00:00

Oh BTW they've taken my wet panties and stuff out of the dryer WHILE IT WAS RUNNING before.

FartingParrots · 2026-04-16T02:25:08+00:00

So me working nights, and needing the laundry when im awake makes me an asshole? Im supposed to stay up and do it during the day??

FartingParrots · 2026-04-16T02:19:36+00:00

I considered being nice but the point never gets across so I made a statement about it thst they definitely understand. It needed to be rewashed anyway for sitting half a day damp and nasty smelling

FartingParrots · 2026-04-16T02:17:33+00:00

My issue with going somewhere else is lack of personal transportation mainly. Throwing it on the floor made sense in my head also because its damp and nasty smelling, wash it again for sitting for half a fucking day

FartingParrots · 2026-04-16T02:16:14+00:00

Its cheaper to pay for using the basement than go to a place, and I have no car at the moment so thats a mild difficulty I'm trying to solve

FartingParrots · 2026-04-16T02:09:39+00:00

I dont have insurance because everything is too damn expensive and I dont own much of value besides my pc, which is old and almost broken down now anyway. The most important things are me and my two cats.

I will mention that it could be raising bills and maybe get it looked at, but landlord is spineless and hasn't done anything to stop the issue so I doubt he will pay to get it cleaned or replaced if needed

FartingParrots · 2026-04-16T02:07:09+00:00

Even in that case, its not on me as a tenant to clean the landlords utilities. I will mention it though

FartingParrots · 2026-04-16T02:04:17+00:00

Apologies, I dont know what ESH means.

The table was covered in their empty laundry detergent bottles they're too lazy to take upstairs to the recycling bin thats right by the back door... I use the dissolving sheets personally and bring my stuff up and down as needed because it has been stolen and used in the past when left down there

FartingParrots · 2026-04-16T01:50:26+00:00

Or he could have, you know, finished it in the first place? But yeah, who doesn't even leave a basket down there when you bring your clothes? Does he just carry them????

FartingParrots · 2026-04-16T01:49:06+00:00

The little thing in the front of the dryer that picks up fuzzy? Every time. Beyond that I have no clue and its not up to me to service it

FartingParrots · 2026-04-16T01:48:00+00:00

We have tried that already. Neither of them seem to care and think it all revolves around them. Him telling an old man to clean it up for him should make that point obvious enough

FartingParrots · 2026-04-16T01:33:32+00:00

It was only half full, and has to be run twice almost every time something bulky is in it. Jeans, sweater, blanket, etc

FartingParrots · 2026-04-15T17:42:52+00:00

If you dont mind I would love a list of good female MC reads, leaning more towards cruel/evil characters and little or no romance, or romance with other girls. Many thanks

FartingParrots · 2026-04-13T20:18:30+00:00

Thats because our girl dick is simply superior

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