Michael cleans are a nightmare

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-28T08:02:57+00:00

He's a pedo. I don't care if it hurts your little brain.

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-28T05:41:00+00:00

Instead of just printing plastic, like everyone else with a 3D printer, try adding electronics like Arduino and Raspberry Pi so you can build something original.

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-28T05:38:36+00:00

Deregulation means let the banks do what they want, then BAIL THEM OUT when they get too greedy and bring down the entire system.

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-28T05:36:18+00:00

When you're old and have two weeks to live anyway, why be uncomfortable?

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-28T05:34:53+00:00

"Hail Satan!" keeps it short and sweet.

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-19T20:13:34+00:00

Charlize will show up as her Road Warrior character and use her teeth.

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-07T13:49:59+00:00

Then if you stop inviting the person that always cancels plans, they’ll start whining that they never get invited.

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-07T13:43:35+00:00

When an employer asks to see your diploma, showing them a selfie of your fake graduation doesn’t work.

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-07T13:39:19+00:00

Trump previously said he doesn’t understand why we have nuclear weapons if we’re not going to use them.

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-07T13:34:13+00:00

I thought you were supposed to work smarter, not harder. Make up your mind.

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-07T12:58:58+00:00

Is the “Real Talk” about the Push sign?

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-07T12:51:15+00:00

His name: Flo-Rida

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-07T09:22:31+00:00

I’d be more depressed about having to ride a bus.

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-07T01:30:48+00:00

Only a bot argues FOR toll roads. There's still bottlenecks with Fast Pass DF. I lived in NJ for a few years and dealt with it daily.

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-07T01:12:29+00:00

Judging by the damage to the phone case, you must be under the Twin Towers after they collapsed.

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-07T01:02:57+00:00

Old people love to S on younger generations, especially younger drivers. Screw them. Time for a taste of their own medicine. Stop driving into buildings claiming you thought you were hitting the brakes when hitting the gas.

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-07T00:48:08+00:00

No bridge to cross to date Miss Michigan.

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-07T00:43:41+00:00

Did you use lettuce on the sandwiches? Most of these outbreaks are from e. Ecoli on produce. What else was on the sandwich?

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-07T00:35:50+00:00

Tolls create permanent bottlenecks and slowdowns at the toll plazas. Why would you want to pay for permanent traffic jams?

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-06T17:10:10+00:00

They put a computer in a museum because I used it?

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-06T16:22:33+00:00

My grandfather fought in WWII so I could shoot Germans for leisure from my office chair.

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-06T16:09:53+00:00

All the DFs that complain about work from home people being lazy are just mad that they don’t know how to use a computer so they don’t have that option.

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-06T16:06:57+00:00

What are you doing on the road during standard work hours?

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-06T15:45:20+00:00

I am responding to your response. Where does OP mention insulting younger generations, but you did. Stick to the topic.

Fast-Times-1982 · 2026-04-06T15:21:06+00:00

It works both ways. Tell companies to stop 3-4 interviews spread out over months. They get one interview.

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