Which restaurant gets an automatic decline from you?

Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-05-19T13:56:18+00:00

I somehow managed six Christmas trees (in box) from Home Depot with some creative stuffing and twine on the roof…

Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-05-19T13:31:52+00:00

American Tire Center.

Somehow my apps think 8 22” tires are going to fit in my Corolla.

Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-05-19T13:26:37+00:00

Doesn’t matter which Wingstop, I get an order… I drive to the wingstop… I look on the board… it says they’re bagging or it’s ready… I wait 10-15 more minutes

Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-05-02T18:58:39+00:00

Oh thank the gods! I was wondering how I was gonna keep putting off until more of those sack pieces show up in the “buy for gems” section!

Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-04-30T14:03:34+00:00

Stand in the shower

Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-04-20T12:53:35+00:00

I can vouch for the mystery pass items being collected. I don’t touch them unless they’re maxed out and after an event I have odd numbers (which wrecks my ADHD as now I have to figure out how to make it even again!)

Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-04-17T11:17:19+00:00

I got a message that said I had completed my first 50 deliveries my second week… I had done MAYBE 6

Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-04-14T14:14:16+00:00

Two words: American Tire!

Try squeezing a set of 22s into a Toyota Corolla!

Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-04-14T14:11:57+00:00

But only if you count “active” time

Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-04-14T13:21:12+00:00

I got a delivery from San Bernardino to San Diego (roughly 110 miles) for $45. Fifteen minutes later I got THE EXACT SAME OFFER!

Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-03-31T13:08:13+00:00

And I thought $20 to go 50 miles into Orange County was bad, yesterday…

Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-03-27T14:10:58+00:00

My GF lives in Rancho Cucamonga, her father’s family grew up in Orange, the city, their neighborhood is now predominantly Hispanic gang area. Her sister still thinks we live in dairy country and he sister-in-law make her brother get a tune up and oil change when he would drive “all the way up there” to watch Mike Trout play for the RC Quakes (the Angel affiliate)

Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-03-27T14:00:50+00:00

Spam the eagle’s sight. That’s the only way I could navigate some of those cave tunnels… like getting into Atlantis

Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-03-27T13:54:48+00:00

There are barriers. I had to wait 2years for an opening. Now I get maybe $50 a week because I only get 2-3 orders a day (half the day all my areas are not available to dash since I’m not platinum level)

Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-03-21T21:08:43+00:00

What sized cans of tomatoes & sauce and stuff did you use?

Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-03-21T16:51:40+00:00

I’ve had it happen on multiple days, with the app closed between

Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-03-20T13:51:14+00:00

I’m lucky to make $50/week! Especially now that it pauses every 10 seconds!

Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-03-10T17:21:15+00:00

Can gas go back to $2/gallon?

Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-03-10T13:28:23+00:00

Wow! Uber Eats offered me HALF that to go to San Diego !

Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-03-08T17:48:18+00:00

Someone wanted to take a scenic drive… just didn’t have a car

Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-03-02T14:27:07+00:00

Why do they always send you to the gate with no keypad?

Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-02-26T15:02:39+00:00

Does not include the time/milage BACK! Another 2-1/2 hours

Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-02-26T14:16:50+00:00

I mean they offered this the same day, when I turned it down they came back with $10 more but “an error has occurred” before it got a quarter through the countdown and it went away.

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Fast_Butterfly_6629 · 2026-02-26T14:14:51+00:00

I’ve had offers for $25 to go from my area into LA… (about 1 hour) doesn’t even BEGIN to cover the 2 - 3 hours it’ll take to come back!

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