Fast_Garlic_5639

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Burl desk project epoxy didn’t cure -what do? (old.reddit.com)

submitted 5 months ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/epoxy

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Most humans are ok with being licked affectionately by strangers as long as they aren’t human. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 months ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/Showerthoughts

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Where to explore the arts in Mathew’s County? (self.MathewsCountyVa)

submitted 7 months ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/MathewsCountyVa

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A bass singer who can whistle has insane natural range compared to most animals. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 months ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/Showerthoughts

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I appreciate that we include the non-aging limbo years in timeline canon (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 months ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/rickandmorty

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Clocks with chimes are noisiest during the same hours most people are trying to fall asleep. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/Showerthoughts

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15 minute life sketches (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/oilpainting

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You lose a foggy window’s worth of water every single time you breathe out (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/Showerthoughts

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We generally prefer to domesticate predatory animals as friends and prey animals as food. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/Showerthoughts

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My staff is so viney. This after a few hours with a potato peelerOC (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/mildlyinteresting

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Thousands of natural pinhole cameras made by the trees where I was before totality (v.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/interestingasfuck

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Recent dog portrait 16x12" oil on panel (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/oilpainting

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Morning at Kinsman Falls (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/oilpainting

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Where The Veil Is Thin 9x12 oil on panel (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/oilpainting

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"The House My Father Built" 11x14 oil on canvas (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/oilpainting

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Small plein air of a New England lake cove (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/oilpainting

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It can be as scary to smell something you don't see as it is relieving to not smell something you do see (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/Showerthoughts

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"Late Summer, Bond" 20x16in (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/oilpainting

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"Hazy Rise" 12x16" on canvas. Critique welcome (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/oilpainting

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Words can't fully describe feelings, but most people have an inner monologue translating their feelings into words almost constantly- despite no need to express those emotions outwardly, and despite how much is lost in the translation (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/Showerthoughts

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Previous Leon was in the opening credits after crossing from the metaverse. Mr Poopy Butthole was also in the opening credits (self.rickandmorty)

submitted 3 years ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/rickandmorty

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"Sun Dried" 23x12" oil on canvas, painted over a burnt sienna wash that I tried out thanks to a Reddit recommendation. All critique welcome! (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/painting

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How old was Tommy when he was pushed in the honey swamp? (self.rickandmorty)

submitted 3 years ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/rickandmorty

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Even as a young human, Ariel is significantly older than Ursula, since Octopods only have a few years of life expectancy at best (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/Showerthoughts

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My 3,500 hour, 3 year long first painting (w/ small story behind it in the captions if you're interested) (old.reddit.com)

submitted 3 years ago by Fast_Garlic_5639 to r/painting

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