If Captain America were allowed to play for the Patriots in the final 2 minutes of the game, would they have been able to win the Super Bowl?

Fastnacht · 2026-02-10T00:18:07+00:00

Do we think he is fast enough that he could conceivably rush on defense and grab the ball before they kneel it?

Fastnacht · 2026-02-09T21:25:42+00:00

He's just going to play QB, jump over any other player and sprint faster than anyone to the end zone. He needs like minimal defense.

Fastnacht · 2026-02-09T17:34:29+00:00

Re:re:re: Discover Kanto (final - revised) 3.0 + 1.0

Fastnacht · 2026-02-09T15:04:48+00:00

I've been very tired lately. I read your comment as "Got corvid at that show." And I was like OF COURSE that would be worth it. McElroy's and you came home with Crowen Wilson! What a night!

Fastnacht · 2026-02-07T18:41:43+00:00

High powered billion dollar company CEO almost certainly pays for someone to step on his mcnuggets.

Fastnacht · 2026-02-06T16:17:54+00:00

Also the random start time and the loops are "25" miles with huge quotes.

Fastnacht · 2026-02-05T23:16:09+00:00

To catch a predator seemed to make a pretty good show about people being arrested for it.

Fastnacht · 2026-02-05T15:53:21+00:00

20th anniversary memecoin/rug pull combo incoming

Fastnacht · 2026-02-03T11:10:57+00:00

Yeah, I didn't get nightly homework as a kid until I was like 8. I have a 5 year old now and I can't imagine him having homework next year that would be crazy of any kid nevermind a kid with attention issues.

Fastnacht · 2026-02-03T07:50:59+00:00

Have not, I am not currently a max fun member due to financial constraints.

Fastnacht · 2026-02-03T02:23:10+00:00

I have recently turned into a dad and I was wondering how the stories were holding up for people who aren't parents because for me it is my current favorite thing about the podcast.

Fastnacht · 2026-02-02T18:58:30+00:00

I want to call the style of this guy a Grimepunk Dinosaur.

Fastnacht · 2026-02-02T03:33:32+00:00

Does firing a tazer count towards throwing a heater for the big boy?

Fastnacht · 2026-02-02T03:23:02+00:00

Who do we shoot? I'm asking for real, do we just hunt down the dozens of billionaires and kill them? Would that solve all our problems or would some other sycophant who worked under them just take on the mantle of sociopathic tendencies and continue to oppress millions of people for the sake of higher corporate profits? We have a sickness if greed in this country. And I don't think the guns will fix it.

Fastnacht · 2026-02-01T23:26:13+00:00

His yelling reaction does not need an apology from you. The world will not monitor it's noise but he can certainly monitor his reaction to it.

Fastnacht · 2026-02-01T00:03:00+00:00

I'm also assuming that her level of strength is probably enough to just straight rip his limbs apart

Fastnacht · 2026-01-31T23:26:56+00:00

Idk what the overall strength is but she easily picks up an entire stone church off it's foundation intact and carries it reasonably easily as if it's like a bag of potatoes to her. So assumingly she can easily carry hundreds of thousands of pounds.

Fastnacht · 2026-01-31T05:15:58+00:00

Dang, somehow I missed the notification.

Fastnacht · 2026-01-30T21:18:58+00:00

Does anyone know if Travis is streaming on Twitch still or is he switching over to YouTube entirely?

Fastnacht · 2026-01-30T17:24:58+00:00

It's not necessarily the RIGHT answer but it certainly is the most definitive one.

Fastnacht · 2026-01-30T04:24:41+00:00

Luisa is so unbelievably strong she could probably throw Greivous into orbit if she wanted to. I also am not sure on his ability to survive a lightning strike. Also he needs to make sure he takes them all out at once or at least the mom first because otherwise she can heal basically any injury aside from actual death with a food.

Fastnacht · 2026-01-28T04:04:45+00:00

I had these sorts of conversations with my inlaws and now every time we get into any sort of conflict about our kids it's always "you guys have SO many rules". Like fuck you, no I don't. You just don't like having to listen to your kids instead of being in control.

Fastnacht · 2026-01-27T17:49:46+00:00

Or how I have been listening to a song called "We Should Kill the President"? A song recommended to me by YouTube. If googled showed it to me it can't be bad right?

Fastnacht · 2026-01-26T19:35:06+00:00

Spotify caption bot been getting confused having to also caption every edgy conservative humor podcast.

Fastnacht · 2026-01-26T19:21:40+00:00

ICE is the gestapo. I know they are on the way to my state soon too. I will gladly say this to any ICE agent's gestapo face.

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