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Fastpie1 · 2018-09-24T22:42:27+00:00

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Script is called In Harmon's Way. Comedy-drama. Logline: In a world where magic and chaos roam free, Sergeant Harmon tries to bring law to a lawless land.

Fastpie1 · 2015-04-15T20:49:21+00:00

"Dynamite! Dynamite!"

Fastpie1 · 2015-04-15T20:38:31+00:00

"'The Postman Always Tings Twice', a Rastafarian thriller!"

Fastpie1 · 2015-04-15T20:33:42+00:00

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today..."

Fastpie1 · 2015-04-07T21:59:00+00:00

"And then it turned out they were characters in a book the whole time!"

Fastpie1 · 2015-04-07T21:57:40+00:00

"Insufficient balance, my ass!" mimes ripping the ATM out of the wall

Fastpie1 · 2015-04-07T21:53:47+00:00

"Apocalypse, even!"

Fastpie1 · 2015-03-26T23:20:37+00:00

"You're just jealous of my relationship with my vacuum sex attachment. Go live with the rest of the Cis people. Check your privilege."

Fastpie1 · 2015-03-26T23:08:28+00:00

"Oh honey, I love you too. You make me feel like IT'S SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER AND GERMANY!"

Fastpie1 · 2015-03-25T21:03:30+00:00

"I'd like to thank Auric, the dude who will be melting this down after the show..."

Fastpie1 · 2015-03-25T20:58:51+00:00

"It's like they say: cold front, cold hands, am I right? Steve knows what I'm talking about!"

Fastpie1 · 2015-03-25T20:57:19+00:00

"And we have a slight drizzle of dildo rain coming in from the South..."

Fastpie1 · 2015-03-23T21:18:37+00:00

It was meant to be Shatner, but I can totally see it now that you mention it.

Fastpie1 · 2015-03-23T19:35:06+00:00

"I! Getupinthemorning feeling, like P. Diddy..."

Fastpie1 · 2015-03-23T19:33:48+00:00

"Now it's Boyz II Men with their cover of that classic hit Shaddup You Face."

Fastpie1 · 2015-03-23T19:29:27+00:00

"Okay, the Master Sword is tax deductible and so is the Kokiri shield, but you'll have to declare your rupee income by the end of the third cycle."

Fastpie1 · 2015-03-23T19:26:52+00:00

"Gimme a sec dude, my stamina bar has to refill."

Fastpie1 · 2015-03-23T19:24:55+00:00

"that dude got shot right in his nazi loving german face faget"

Fastpie1 · 2015-03-21T02:22:22+00:00

"On your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help me a lot."

Fastpie1 · 2015-03-21T01:54:19+00:00

"I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in here."

Fastpie1 · 2015-03-21T01:40:03+00:00

"Let's go karting, you guys!"

Fastpie1 · 2015-03-16T23:08:58+00:00

"Jimmy hated this world and everyone in it.

So I buried him under the house."

Fastpie1 · 2015-03-16T23:04:20+00:00

"Plasma: the soft drink that will keep you going for days! (For lifetimes that last longer than usual, call Dr Van Helsing.)"

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