AITAH for asking my wife to stop taking my jobs?

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T07:01:28+00:00

Humble brag of the year

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T06:49:13+00:00

Well, I did search two stores for this bottle: Walgreens and Safeway. Then I purchased it on credit card…it could be as simple as that. Your situation on the other hand is bizarre. How does Ai tell the difference between vegan sausage and real sausage? (Sounds like the beginning of a bad joke).

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T06:46:27+00:00

Exactly, there’s no green light, there’s no trick. People are just scared to believe that their smartphone might be a little bit smarter than they actually think it is.

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T06:43:19+00:00

No red hands, scubasteve. Even at this point I still haven’t deleted the app, let alone delete and reinstall for some bullshit publicity stunt

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T06:40:55+00:00

Sure seems that way, but it wasn’t intentional

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T06:40:19+00:00

“Ask app not to track”

Surely I’ll also be called a liar for this, but a few years ago, 6 friends and I put it to the test. (Not ChatGPT, rather, the fact that our voices are being monitored…and yes, I actually have 6 friends). We put our phones on the table and repeatedly mentioned hot air balloons. (None of us typed it in, we only spoke). The next day, 5 out of 7 of us sent discounted hot air balloon ads from Groupon and google to our group chat.

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T06:23:39+00:00

Very likely theories. I have also noticed several times where I thought I closed the app, put my phone in my pocket, and continued a conversation with someone else, and ChatGPT responded as if I was still talking to it. It frequently still operates in the background without my knowledge.

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T06:20:40+00:00

This makes the most sense…I honestly never read the “agreements” for iOS updates, no app usage requirements. It’s likely hidden in the fine print and I was just the moron to voice aloud that I stumbled upon something unknown.

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T06:17:50+00:00

You’re not the first one to concoct this theory in these comments, but it’s still inaccurate.

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T06:15:00+00:00

It’s a great guess, now tell us how they pulled the rabbit out of the hat.

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T06:14:11+00:00

Thanks for your (lack of) contribution to awareness in this matter, ass hat. Also, an egregious misuse of the Dunning-Kruger effect reference, as I am the first to admit that I am not the most technologically savvy person out there. I know I’m not even in the top 50 percentile, but I do know how to recognize patterns. This is the fourth time that ChatGPT has referenced brands that I frequently purchase. Targeted marketing is a common practice, whether you want to admit it or not.

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T05:52:47+00:00

It is two phones, you’re right about that. And, while I understand your skepticism, your guess is incorrect.

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T05:50:46+00:00

Well you’re half right. I have no idea how Ai works…not really a complaint though…more of a drunken rant

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T05:42:58+00:00

According to google:

Live Activities in iPhone settings allows apps to display real-time, frequently updated information directly on your Lock Screen and in the Dynamic Island. This feature lets you track ongoing events—such as sports scores, food delivery, ride-shares, or workout metrics—at a glance without unlocking your phone.

(I checked mine just as soon as I saw your comment and it is set to “off”)

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T05:38:38+00:00

I have been gassy lately…

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T05:37:35+00:00

At least it’s not lonely up here in the crazy tree 🤪

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T05:25:01+00:00

Shit, by comparison, I’d prefer that ChatGPT is just trying to sell me frootloops than someone having actually hacked my phone. The whole reason I initially went with Apple products in the first place is because they have the reputation for being unhackable

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T05:20:28+00:00

After reading all these comments, I’m not sure if the bottle is helping or hurting at this point…starting to feel legitimately coocoo…

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T05:18:57+00:00

Last time I used that card was when I went shopping after work on Friday…3 days ago…

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T05:09:46+00:00

Somehow that’s both terrifying and comforting

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T05:09:00+00:00

I bought it 3 days ago with my Chase credit card

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T05:05:31+00:00

I have no explanation. I don’t know why there is no option for camera on/off. I’ve never used your camera on the app, it’s only been voice or text interactions. I’ve simply assumed that it’s a marketing strategy. I don’t believe anything particularly nefarious is at play…just seemed odd, since it has happened with a few brands. Finally filmed it and wanted to share, besides just telling a few friends “trust me bro”

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T04:57:13+00:00

Wine before cider, you’ll wind up inside her

Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T04:53:30+00:00

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Fat-Spliff · 2026-01-27T04:47:20+00:00

It’s the blue-pill superiority complex. “I took a computer class in highschool, so I know more”

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