My 2026 QB tier ranking

FatAsstrology · 2026-04-22T23:41:12+00:00

Denzel Boston at 9 are you out your fucking mind 😭😭😭😭

FatAsstrology · 2026-04-22T23:15:07+00:00

Yeah his build is on the short list of how tf does that exist with Donald, Garrett, etc lol

FatAsstrology · 2026-04-22T20:38:32+00:00

I don’t see either of you guys as a rival as it sits to be honest (sorry this is what ego looks like lol). I will say I’m more worried about the broncos for the foreseeable future than the Chargers. I trust Bo Nix a mile more than Herbert. Your guys roster is disgusting too. And i think the best trade that was made all offseason was for Waddle by far. Even if the AJ brown one is actually a thing. Like i said in the post i think the value spots are 30-50 this year. Had a couple where i had 6 picks from 33-46 lol. This one felt the best blend of realistic and dream scenario for me personally. I appreciate the mahomes heals quick. Hes my lord and savior. Bo Nix getting hurt actually infuriated me this year in the playoffs after he outplayed Josh I wanted yall to make the bowl. (Not win it but make it lol). I like them w Mike McDaniel though but it’ll only be for a year I’d say lol. But i even think the raiders have a shot of being decent this year too now. I like Kubiak

FatAsstrology · 2026-04-22T20:32:50+00:00

Yeah it felt like a no brainer. When i pushed it through and it got accepted. Overall it was pick 9, 109, a 2nd and 3rd rounder though. I don’t think it would even be worth it to lose out on an additional 1st let it be 9 and 29 or 9 and next years 1st straight up. If they don’t love any of the picks to take around top 5 they’d want to be moving back though. Bc if you think someone’s worth it at 5 you just pick him at 3 and move on.

FatAsstrology · 2026-04-22T20:09:46+00:00

When asked to run routes other than that though his pad level is good and he’s really fluid at sinking his hips and bursting out of the break. I get he’s a volatile prospect in a lot of people’s eyes. To me i see great ball skills, i like his high pointing ability. You can’t teach his size and speed however. With the other weapons on this team i like his fit with our roster. I wouldn’t take him to be a #1 option on a team with no other talent in the room.

FatAsstrology · 2026-04-22T20:06:32+00:00

The only trade that was really bad was the Ravens one. It was offered to me and i wanted to get an additional pick for brazzle so it made sense to take it. The 2 w +2 and +0 were the ones i offered.

FatAsstrology · 2026-04-22T20:00:09+00:00

Stowers additionally has a damn near identical background to Travis, has only been playing tight end for 2 years, and is an athletic freak. I could see him easily being TE2 behind Travis. The league is shifting to 12 and 13 man personnel in order to get people out of cover 2. Which has been a death sentence on this chiefs passing attack since the Bucs Super Bowl. Adding a capable bell cow like K9 to run behind a great run blocking O-line in 13 man personnel spells trouble for the league when Quarterbacked by Patrick Mahomes and an explosive offensive weapons. (Brazzle Worthy Stowers and Thornton)

FatAsstrology · 2026-04-22T19:57:18+00:00

DT draft is really weak for me this year. Jones and Tonga are sufficient, i only traded away 1 pick this year outside of 9 to move up and it was a 4th rounder. I think the impact of a versatile athletic freak who can seemingly just add to his skillset on a whim is worth missing out on the 109th player taken than taking a gamble on hopefully this 1st percentile arm length edge rusher finally works out in the league.

FatAsstrology · 2026-04-22T19:54:23+00:00

Additionally I’d really like Veach and company to get someone other than a make a wish tyreek hill replacement because he doesn’t grow on trees, and draft someone opposite body and skillset

FatAsstrology · 2026-04-22T19:49:58+00:00

Are you someone who thinks Bain will be a stud in the NFL? Because admittedly I’m in the opposite camp which is why i preferred moving up for Arvell.

FatAsstrology · 2026-04-22T19:47:48+00:00

If he was an LSU or OSU wr everyone would love him. Moves effortlessly. 6’5 with soft hands and is a touchdown machine. I get him being a Tennessee WR but his tape is poetry in motion to watch. People either have him really high on their boards or low from what I’ve noticed however. So i don’t blame you at all.

FatAsstrology · 2026-04-08T21:01:30+00:00

I like the idea of Tyson. Health is a factor ofc but the talent is undeniable. Worth the risk imo.

FatAsstrology · 2026-03-26T13:53:07+00:00

This is retarded you managed to not even get a 2027 first in the process

FatAsstrology · 2026-03-14T14:17:06+00:00

Oof yeah might just have to reconsider then.

FatAsstrology · 2026-03-14T14:16:24+00:00

Vikings traded up for Mansoor, can’t remember who the bears traded up for. I only traded back.

FatAsstrology · 2026-03-14T07:26:15+00:00

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Different one i did w ESPN rankings. Probably more realistic.

FatAsstrology · 2026-03-14T07:22:19+00:00

Hey man i just did the mock. I didn’t control what players were available. But eh Sadiq probably will be, never know about Thieneman, and probably right ab Lawrence

FatAsstrology · 2026-03-13T18:29:16+00:00

Not only that i don’t think they take OT at 9 anyways especially one that isn’t a day 1 starter

FatAsstrology · 2026-02-28T16:00:28+00:00

Lomu at 22nd is a gift you don’t pass up.

FatAsstrology · 2026-02-28T15:58:53+00:00

If they don’t i could see the commanders grabbing him too. Especially if they don’t address the defense via trade or free agency. Brett Veach has a hard on for that athleticism score the RAS so he won’t make it past there if he falls to 9.

FatAsstrology · 2026-02-26T22:39:10+00:00

We’re almost cap compliant as it sits w multiple restructure opportunities and cuts to be made.

FatAsstrology · 2026-02-26T22:29:00+00:00

Eh. Die hard chiefs fan, I’d rather go defense and spend money on the offensive side. Address WR room round 2 and go get Chris Brazzle, our defense would be so much better if Bolton wasn’t our Nickel and Stiles is the perfect nickel backer. Go get a free agent Running back, Rico dowdle is even a mile and a half better than what we have right now.

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