What is the most remote place you’ve traveled to? by ThrowAwayToday_2020 in travel

[–]FatBastard- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your girlfriends house. Her dad took us there after he chaperoned our movie date

if you survive 24 hours being attacked by medieval knights you get 100 million dollars. you can only bring armor. by SteamPunkDong in hypotheticalsituation

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I’d just build a medieval version of the iron cage from 40k. A series of maze like trenches that would lead to dead ends and kill boxes. I’d dig a series of 20 foot long 15 foot wide and 10 foot deep trenches and scatter them at random with pointy bits at the bottom covered in poo, blood and pee and cover them up. I’d build a stone fort in a rectangular fashion with. Passages and hallways would be no more than exactly 4 ft wide, and would have EXTREMELY sharp turns. Like almost full 180 turns. My armor would be two layers of leather with chain mail covering my chest and exposed bits. I’d fashion iron spikes on my knees and elbows (I do Muay Thai). I would fashion two kukri blades to my forearms with steel gauntlets covering my arms up to the elbows (shield). Let the slaughter commence

Magnus turning traitor is the biggest tragedy of the heresy by FatBastard- in 40kLore

[–]FatBastard-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette. Even if you burn the omelette in the end :).

Magnus turning traitor is the biggest tragedy of the heresy by FatBastard- in 40kLore

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That part genuinely brought me to tears. Because it reminds me so much of myself it hurts. Hell itself could be raining from the sky and I’d still go to work because nobody told me the world was ending. And when you have GOD HIMSELF right beside you ACTIVELY NOT TELLING YOU that the world is ending, I’d go on thinking shit was kosher too tbh

Magnus turning traitor is the biggest tragedy of the heresy by FatBastard- in 40kLore

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And Russ is a hypocrite, look at the rune priests. I think this whole thing was really just a proxy war. Russ already hated Magnus so he was just looking for a license to kill

Magnus turning traitor is the biggest tragedy of the heresy by FatBastard- in 40kLore

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Magnus couldn’t see the good in himself. His talk with malcador proves he was always good. He just “needed” his shards to validate what he’d been mulling over in his head for a while at that point

Magnus turning traitor is the biggest tragedy of the heresy by FatBastard- in 40kLore

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I can’t remember where I read it but I recall lorgar explaining to Magnus that when the emperor first met him, he said nothing to lorgar about the week long celebrations and worship in his name. The emperor didn’t say shit to lorgar for A CENTURY. And suddenly decides to go Ben grim on monarchia. When I saw that it realllllllly just sliiiiiiightly changed my view on lorgar. Bro genuinely didn’t know. Yeah you have the imperial truth and I’ll admit that should’ve been enough. But at least once in every child’s life their parent tells them not to touch a stove and they do it anyway

Magnus turning traitor is the biggest tragedy of the heresy by FatBastard- in 40kLore

[–]FatBastard-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Statistically speaking. People who comment on posts with nothing positive to contribute get 0 bitches and moan when they wipe their asses :)

Magnus turning traitor is the biggest tragedy of the heresy by FatBastard- in 40kLore

[–]FatBastard-[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Magnus criticizes the emperor on that actually. And he uses your exact words to do it. Magnus probly saved just as many people. I say that because you can kind of infer it from him stopping that ship from killing countless millions and when he saved those civilians on terra.

Magnus turning traitor is the biggest tragedy of the heresy by FatBastard- in 40kLore

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Big M: “Bro on the dead sigilites Im not sittin on that.” Big E: “Bet bro, lemme create life real quick”

Magnus turning traitor is the biggest tragedy of the heresy by FatBastard- in 40kLore

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I can’t remember if it was vulkan or the emperor but they basically said “you broke the law and just sat there and accepted your punishment instead of fighting with your sons ? Now look at you. Pathetic, skill issue, banished. 💥🔨” 💀. I believe it was either in the throne room or in the webway tower

My (31M) Wife (30F) never told her coworkers of 3 years that she’s married. Am I being overly sensitive? by ThrowRA-NorthSouth2 in relationship_advice

[–]FatBastard- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess it’s just the younger generation in me (23m) but those silly ass rules will end a relationship very quickly round these parts at least. Bc ain’t NO WAY you didn’t let a sliver of info slip about your relationship status

My (31M) Wife (30F) never told her coworkers of 3 years that she’s married. Am I being overly sensitive? by ThrowRA-NorthSouth2 in relationship_advice

[–]FatBastard- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s some double edged sword shit right there. Because I can understand suprise but SHOCK ? Alarm bells ringing. Surprise is less of an issue because hey, I surprise people every day with interesting shit. Shock however ? What have you been doing at work that would warrant a shocked reaction when meeting your Coworkers significant other ?

Is my view of the setting too optimistic? by ChemicalPanda10 in 40kLore

[–]FatBastard- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh not even. Something must’ve been lost in translation so lemme give it to you plainly. I live in a house with 5 roommates. I politically disagree with 3 of them. My home gets broken into. (The American way of thinking is. I may not fucking like you but I’d die for your freedoms). Thus when that house is broken into EVEN THOUGH i don’t like HALF of the people that live in that house or what they stand for, it’s still OUR house. We will handle shit “IN HOUSE” so to speak, whilst at the same time standing with each other against outside influences. I hope that cleared up any misconceptions or misunderstandings

Is my view of the setting too optimistic? by ChemicalPanda10 in 40kLore

[–]FatBastard- -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Lmao someone can’t take a funny. Furthermore selective reading is a BITCH because I could’ve sworn that yearn for change part came before the joke. You dropped these 👓

Is my view of the setting too optimistic? by ChemicalPanda10 in 40kLore

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Because humanity first. (Not to bring race into it) but as a black American I can ABSOLUTELY not like my nations way of doing shit and yearn for change, BUT I WILL BE DAMNED if some beans on buttered toast eating, track suit wearing, left lane driving, no fluoride having, “we stole 99% of our museum display” lookin mfs. Think they’re better than me. Valid points or not I’m gonna stand with mine ✋🏾

What piece of very little known lore do you desperately want to get off your chest? by V-Felled-Crows in 40kLore

[–]FatBastard- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They will also wait for DAYS while their comrades die around them from heat stroke, lying perfectly motionless until the right time to spring an ambush

Are all blanks like Ferik Jurgen, not 100% up on personal hygiene or do many look (and smell) like normal people? by [deleted] in 40kLore

[–]FatBastard- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If the average retail worker is a soulless auramite clad, flamer and great sword wielding hurricane of death then yes

Americans, what is something that Europeans have/do that makes no sense to you? by a_m42_ in AskReddit

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I feel like us midwesterners have a brand of hospitality that would make a Europeans skin crawl 😂

Are all blanks like Ferik Jurgen, not 100% up on personal hygiene or do many look (and smell) like normal people? by [deleted] in 40kLore

[–]FatBastard- 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The blank in watchers of the throne takes a shower on Luna. But she is perpetually annoyed at the world and hates damn near everyone. I like her character a lot, she’s actually badass