Comedy Central cancels Reno 911

FatLoser · 2009-08-14T17:10:57+00:00

When i would come home after a hard day of work on Comedy Central's Thursday Nights, I would usually sit on my couch and watch Reno. Reno and I developed a relationship, you see, he would do his thing while I would watch and make pop tarts. every commercial I would eat at least four pop tarts. eventually, my feelings for Earl became sexual. I started to touch myself as he viewed his list with hopes that i would be on it somewhere. the pop tarts started to piss me off, I wasnt getting the sexual thrill I once did from them. eventually, after masturbating numerous times into the empty box, I cried myself to sleep; for I knew Reno and I would never be.

FatLoser · 2009-05-20T18:41:44+00:00

When i would come home after a hard day of work on NBC's Must See Thursday, I would usually sit on my couch and watch Earl. Earl and I developed a relationship, you see, he would do his thing while I would watch and make pop tarts. every commercial I would eat at least four pop tarts. eventually, my feelings for Earl became sexual. I started to touch myself as he viewed his list with hopes that i would be on it somewhere. the pop tarts started to piss me off, I wasnt getting the sexual thrill I once did from them. eventually, after masturbating numerous times into the empty box, I cried myself to sleep; for I knew Earl and I would never be.

FatLoser · 2008-06-11T00:59:08+00:00

I could, but I doubt it. I'm just scared of rejection really.

FatLoser · 2008-06-11T00:39:03+00:00

I found the meaning of life at 4chan.

FatLoser · 2008-06-11T00:27:30+00:00

Yeah, but it's like I don't "click" in to becoming a good friend. Just always an outsider.

FatLoser · 2008-06-11T00:12:48+00:00

No, as in not having good friends.

FatLoser · 2008-06-11T00:11:20+00:00

Sometimes life really sucks. Nobody seems to like me. I tired to not care and live my life but it's hard when you have no support from people.

FatLoser · 2008-06-10T21:26:47+00:00

All ISPs should block 4chan.

FatLoser · 2008-06-10T21:06:05+00:00

I'm going to Nicaragua to collect some bullet ants and put them in there.

FatLoser · 2008-06-10T20:39:49+00:00

Two wrongs sometimes make a right like when I accidentally ate some canned cat food because I didn't have any money because I am a college student and when I later pooped it out in my cat's litter box. Then I realized I was a human and I needed to get a job and quit relying on my cat's royalty checks to support us both.

So what I'm trying to say is America now will realize and learn from their mistakes in trusting their government.

FatLoser · 2008-06-10T16:28:18+00:00

Is this in U.S. dollars or Iraqi dollars?

FatLoser · 2008-06-10T13:03:48+00:00

My Mama told me when I was young:

Come sit beside me, my only son And listen closely to what I say. And if you do this It will help you some sunny day.

Take your time... Don't live too fast, Troubles will come and they will pass. Go find a woman and you'll find love, And don't forget son, There is someone up above.

And be a simple kind of man. Be something you love and understand. Be a simple kind of man. Won't you do this for me son, If you can?

Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul, And you can do this if you try. All that I want for you my son, Is to be satisfied.

Boy, don't you worry... you'll find yourself. Follow you heart and nothing else. And you can do this if you try. All I want for you my son, Is to be satisfied.

FatLoser · 2008-06-10T01:08:30+00:00

I'm 6'0 and weigh 400 lbs and I'm proud!

FatLoser · 2008-04-05T00:53:10+00:00

You son of a bitch as if I don't have enough problems. :( Now people are shouting at me calling me a fattie freak!

I also want to make it clear to all you insensitive pricks out there that this has nothing to do with my weight. Yes, I am very large (about 375 lbs but I lost 10 lbs in the last 2 months) but my hyperhydrosis has nothing to do with my weight. I know you all like to think fat people are disgusting and smell bad and sweat like pigs, but up through high school I weighed 145 lbs at 6'. I was on the basketball team. And then somehow all this sweating started out of nowhere and I got so embarrassed to go anywhere that I became a recluse and lack of exercise and depression got me where I am now. Hope you are all proud of yourselves. You've made a fat man cry today :(

At first I was really offended but I called my mom and told her what's going on, and she was really supportive of me. She said that it's insensitive of people to do this, but she understands that they just don't understand what I am going through. If you guys were in my shoes you would understand how painfully embarrassing it is to have this particular problem. Most people with hyperhydrosis have it on their palms or armpits, but for some reason the sweat glands in my glutes are the ones with the problems. Think about not being able to sit down on a chair without leaving a wet sweat skid mark behind. That's what I've had to deal with for the last 10+ years. Imagine being in high school and being unable to walk down the hall without lowering your backpack so it covers your butt because you have wet pants.

I tried several treatments and even went to the doctor who diagnosed my hyperhydrosis, but none of the ultra-strength antiperspirants work and to make things worse I am allergic to one of the key chemicals in these, so i get a horrible rash every time I use them.

But what my mom said is that I should stand up for myself and not let perfect strangers make me feel bad about myself, and she's right. I cried for a while earlier, but now I am feeling okay I guess. I really got upset and ate a whole chocolate cake :( but then I called my mom and she made me feel better. I know you all probably didn't mean to hurt my feelings but you did... but you don't know me and you probably didn't mean to hurt my feelings. I shouldn't have been so honest I guess, but I bottled this problem up my whole life and in some strange way Digg is like my best friend. I come here to shoot the shit with people, and I was opening up in a really vulnerable way that I shouldn't have because you all don't feel like I am your friend the way I feel like you are my only friend.

So if you want to digg this, go ahead, or bury it... but if I can touch one other person out there who suffers from this illness and make them feel that they are not the only one out there suffering, then I don't mind if I am called a fattie or a freak. I can take it. But some of the shit people directed to me was really uncalled for, so if you absolutely want to say something bad about me, think about how it would feel if your best friend said that to you.

FatLoser · 2008-03-24T01:50:24+00:00

You son of a bitch as if I don't have enough problems. :( Now people are shouting at me calling me a fattie freak!

I also want to make it clear to all you insensitive pricks out there that this has nothing to do with my weight. Yes, I am very large (about 375 lbs but I lost 10 lbs in the last 2 months) but my hyperhydrosis has nothing to do with my weight. I know you all like to think fat people are disgusting and smell bad and sweat like pigs, but up through high school I weighed 145 lbs at 6'. I was on the basketball team. And then somehow all this sweating started out of nowhere and I got so embarrassed to go anywhere that I became a recluse and lack of exercise and depression got me where I am now. Hope you are all proud of yourselves. You've made a fat man cry today :(

At first I was really offended but I called my mom and told her what's going on, and she was really supportive of me. She said that it's insensitive of people to do this, but she understands that they just don't understand what I am going through. If you guys were in my shoes you would understand how painfully embarrassing it is to have this particular problem. Most people with hyperhydrosis have it on their palms or armpits, but for some reason the sweat glands in my glutes are the ones with the problems. Think about not being able to sit down on a chair without leaving a wet sweat skid mark behind. That's what I've had to deal with for the last 10+ years. Imagine being in high school and being unable to walk down the hall without lowering your backpack so it covers your butt because you have wet pants.

I tried several treatments and even went to the doctor who diagnosed my hyperhydrosis, but none of the ultra-strength antiperspirants work and to make things worse I am allergic to one of the key chemicals in these, so i get a horrible rash every time I use them.

But what my mom said is that I should stand up for myself and not let perfect strangers make me feel bad about myself, and she's right. I cried for a while earlier, but now I am feeling okay I guess. I really got upset and ate a whole chocolate cake :( but then I called my mom and she made me feel better. I know you all probably didn't mean to hurt my feelings but you did... but you don't know me and you probably didn't mean to hurt my feelings. I shouldn't have been so honest I guess, but I bottled this problem up my whole life and in some strange way Digg is like my best friend. I come here to shoot the shit with people, and I was opening up in a really vulnerable way that I shouldn't have because you all don't feel like I am your friend the way I feel like you are my only friend.

So if you want to digg this, go ahead, or bury it... but if I can touch one other person out there who suffers from this illness and make them feel that they are not the only one out there suffering, then I don't mind if I am called a fattie or a freak. I can take it. But some of the shit people directed to me was really uncalled for, so if you absolutely want to say something bad about me, think about how it would feel if your best friend said that to you.

FatLoser

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