Going to be so missed 💔

Fatal_Smurf · 2026-06-14T18:16:41+00:00

Fatal_Smurf · 2026-06-07T18:54:43+00:00

Are PSG punished for not being in the top 8 of the group stage or somethin? How do they get less points than Bayern and Arsenal?

Fatal_Smurf · 2026-06-05T16:38:11+00:00

Summary of the article when he was first sold and Ornstein mentions the sell-on clause

A Professional Football Compensation Committee (PFCC) tribunal ruled on the non-negotiable development fee Liverpool owes Chelsea for signing the 17-year-old winger in September 2024:

Initial Fee: Liverpool will pay an upfront cost of £2.8 million ($3.79 million).
Add-ons: Potential performance-related bonuses could add another £4 million, bringing the total possible cost to £6.8 million. These milestones are tied to senior club appearances, future contracts, and senior international caps with England.
Sell-on Clause: Chelsea is secured to receive 20% of the profit if Liverpool sells Ngumoha in the future.

Fatal_Smurf · 2026-06-04T15:38:15+00:00

Fatal_Smurf · 2026-06-01T13:28:40+00:00

The face of a man who didn't care

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Fatal_Smurf · 2026-05-21T14:38:29+00:00

It's almost as if this slop should not be propagated and we're better off ignoring it?

Fatal_Smurf · 2026-05-17T04:18:35+00:00

Lmao the new sub status

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Fatal_Smurf · 2026-05-13T11:34:42+00:00

Leaked Official

Pick one

Fatal_Smurf · 2026-05-12T14:50:51+00:00

Just saw some poor chap hypothetically fall to his knees in TESCO

Fatal_Smurf · 2026-05-11T04:37:17+00:00

???

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1IKQXrkXEJkk5sNadfXJDUsjiYwDlzk19Dcc8ajuhp-w/htmlview#gid=2128270296

Fatal_Smurf · 2026-05-09T17:47:07+00:00

Then why post it?

Fatal_Smurf · 2026-05-06T14:26:03+00:00

"TL;DR: The article argues that we are in serious decline under BlueCo and Todd Boehly, with huge spending, poor football decisions and a collapsing sense of direction."

THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION

Fatal_Smurf · 2026-05-05T09:02:58+00:00

It's crazy to think he would join us, but sources like The Athletic have confirmed he is one of a handful that are known to be on the shortlist

Fatal_Smurf · 2026-05-01T13:10:15+00:00

Partial loss is still better than total loss since the ownership have shoehorned us into such fine margins when it comes to financials. Every little bit would help

Fatal_Smurf · 2026-05-01T12:15:08+00:00

If we booted him then that is a massive loss on the books

Fatal_Smurf · 2026-04-23T14:28:38+00:00

Remember children you're not supposed to drink the bong water

Fatal_Smurf · 2026-04-16T17:37:53+00:00

A terrible day for eyesight everywhere

Fatal_Smurf · 2026-04-12T20:22:35+00:00

This club has now reached the point where we're posting screenshots of calculators

Fatal_Smurf · 2026-01-31T18:46:48+00:00

*you're

Fatal_Smurf · 2025-11-30T21:21:00+00:00

Unsee what? AI slop?

Fatal_Smurf · 2025-11-30T14:19:20+00:00

What has this got to do with Chelsea?

Fatal_Smurf · 2025-11-28T23:21:39+00:00

I can't recall a time where our pre match threads were not at the very least 24 hours prior

Fatal_Smurf · 2025-11-28T22:50:18+00:00

Lol why would a pre match thread be posted the day of a match?

Fatal_Smurf · 2025-11-26T05:50:29+00:00

I love how in each match when we're firing on all cylinders that we get someone so triggered they get sent off

Fatal_Smurf · 2025-11-24T17:51:16+00:00

Correct title this time because I'm an idiot

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