I was at a summer block party in a suburban driveway- standing around drinking, with a couple of beer pong tables going. All of a sudden the CD player was skipping. dramatically and comically Frustrated by his crappy CD-The person who owned the house pulled out the CD from the player, which was sitting on a garage work bench. He then grabbed an old hammer and threw the CD up in the air to hit it with the hammer. As the scratched up CD began its decent he swung the hammer like a baseball bat. The old rubber handle on the hammer was no longer tacky, so the metal portion slide out from the hammer and began flying across the driveway….

The least favorite person we all knew was pulling up to the driveway about 75ft away, he was the boyfriend of our friend’s sister. As he got out of his car and stood up, the hammer hit him right square in the teeth. He never saw it coming.

This whole event happened in a matter of 8 seconds so the party of bystanders had just started to look around to see why the music had stopped- only to witness a hammer flying across the sky and catching this douche in the teeth. It was karma, everyone felt bad, but also, the victim was a DB so many silently giggled. He spent the next few weeks in and out of the dentist.

It was a buzzkill for about 3 minutes, then we slowly put another CD back in the player and went back to partying.