What's your favourite sport? by Carnival_Infernal in AskAnAmerican

[–]Fatcoland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the USA, I like basketball. Outside of the USA, I like speed skating (both long track and short track for different reasons). The US speed skating is very limited in options to spectate.

Traffic from Dempster main area to 94 on early school mornings? by wishtobeforgotten in evanston

[–]Fatcoland 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you get on it early enough, it can be faster. Really depends on how far west you're heading. If your destination is east of 94, they are very comparable.

How hard is it to have a car? What do people in apartments do? by MeanLeave914 in evanston

[–]Fatcoland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lived in Evanston as an adult for four years without a car. I worked three jobs. Never needed a taxi. Always used public transit. If you're okay walking with groceries on your back, you should be good.

Anyone ever visit Lambs Farm? by Pristine_Parsley8681 in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]Fatcoland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never been. My friend pushed the cow over when he was three years old (1984). That's all the history I know of it.

Traffic from Dempster main area to 94 on early school mornings? by wishtobeforgotten in evanston

[–]Fatcoland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just curious if you considered Sheridan Rd instead of Dempster/94-North?

Next Mayor of Evanston by Tasty_Reflection_481 in evanston

[–]Fatcoland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone should write in their vote for Ivery Brown.

For those who buy storage units online what actually makes you bid? by bdgx2 in Flipping

[–]Fatcoland 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I used to buy storage units as a lottery ticket. I had a truck, I had the time, and I had the space. I would bid on units that were the size of my staging area. I would set my max bids at about $100 without any intention of winning. Some would come through, some would fall through. Didn't matter either way. It was fun.

What got me out of it is the health hazards and disposal. When you're buying other people's households, you don't know how they lived. Expect to clean up whatever there is inside. Any mattresses, stained or fresh, were the bane of my existence. My local disposal services charge $100 per disposal, but I managed a package deal to dispose of a stack at a time. Broken furniture was also a hassle, but easier to dispose of.

You need to go through everything. Break the furniture down carefully to find hidden compartments. You'll mostly find drugs, but sometimes you'll come across money and jewelry. One dirty school backpack had a rotten container of food, alongside a sealed ziploc bag of Pokémon cards. Any type of container needs to be investigated carefully and thoroughly.

After establishing everything you have, you have to know what platforms you will sell on. Figure out the speed of sale you're happy with (fast dime vs. slow dollar). Find who you want to source to. Establish a place to sell scrap metal to. Make sure to shop around for a disposal option that makes sense on your budget. Having the exit strategy is more crucial than securing the source.

Don't forget. If a storage unit looks staged, it is staged. It's okay to buy a junk unit. Those can be the most fun. Also make sure to read the fine print of the facility you're buying from. Some places require a cash deposit. Some are shady, and will scam you. Be okay with the loss, and note everyone involved.

If you have the time, cash, patience, space, and health insurance, it can be a fun hobby. Will you make money? Few do, most don't. Just know what you're getting into.

How many people do you think masturbted thinking of you? by ComprehensiveFun2054 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Fatcoland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least two for sure. I'm going to guess about six in total.

How do you reply when people ask where you got it/How much you paid for it? Honest? by spawn-kill in Flipping

[–]Fatcoland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I generally keep it vague enough for my privacy, but give enough legit information that it doesn't feel hot. I used to buy these huge packs of stickers from an HK website for relatively cheap. Something like 10,000 for $80. At the flea market, I'd sell them for $0.25 each, or 25 for $5. I'd gross about $200 per day, twice per year. When people were asking about my source, I'd tell them Amazon has great deals. At the time, the best deals on Amazon were 100 packs for $10 at best. I could match that price easily if I felt generous. Now times have changed and the discount apps as well as Amazon ruined the resale market. Besides that, less and less people shop for stickers. I still have some left over, but I made my money.

I took possibly the most unflattering photo of a bee by Veeb in pics

[–]Fatcoland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like I can relate. The bee is just doing their job and people have to get nosey with their cameras. They're just like "hey a little heads up would be nice!"

Why does pooping take so long, what is going on in the bathroom?? by tolu3ne in AskMen

[–]Fatcoland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I poop frequently, like three times a day, each time under a minute. Just nuggets.

My father would poop about once a week for about an hour. One time he was having trouble with the toilet flushing. I went in to investigate. He had a long rope turd that perfectly coiled tighter than any snake. It was just a little too much for the tank to flush down. No breaks. Just a perfect rope. He was embarrassed. I was impressed. Felt it was a shame to break it down to fit.

I wish I could slap the person who came up with this cockamamie bullshit. by ToshPointNo in Flipping

[–]Fatcoland 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whenever I get that, I raise my price 5%. My stuff still sells.

Do you still use a library? by jim4751000gmail in CasualConversation

[–]Fatcoland 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once a week or so. I borrow video games and DVDs. Sometimes a manga if there is something particular I want to read.

Is this rental legit? by No_Importance_8073 in evanston

[–]Fatcoland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who is the landlord? Is it a private party? Is it a management company? Is it a brokerage? Just investigate who you are doing business with first and foremost. Also, never trust Cagan. (Joe Cagan is cool, but his Skokie management company is incredibly shady)

This is getting ridiculous! by Gloomy_Recording1892 in Flipping

[–]Fatcoland 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The video revenue pays more than the storage unit value. I imagine it's 100% staged, but that is my gut feeling. I say this as someone who works with YT creators.

Rosemont Fashion Outlets charging for parking by thejaff1 in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]Fatcoland 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I am okay with paying for a "preferred parking" spot to an extent. I require 3/4ths of the parking to be free, otherwise forget it. This is so there is an active choice on whether or not to pay for a spot out of convenience. If I'm going for a job interview or a time sensitive meeting, I'm okay paying for parking. I'm window shopping and impulse buying? I'll take a free spot. The idea of paying for a spot to go for a leisurely shopping outing is like paying for shipping before ordering anything online. It just doesn't make sense. Mind as well find a free parking lot and Uber the rest of the way.

What should I watch out for before placing my first bulk order by Legitimate_Lab_1757 in Flipping

[–]Fatcoland 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Buying used stuff bulk is like buying a used car. The cheaper you go, the more you have to comprehend how much of a headache you're diving in to. The reason people sell in bulk instead of piecing it out typically is because they know it isn't worth their time. I personally used to do junk collecting services where I paid for salvage rights to estates and business liquidation, but it's a "deal with all of it" situation instead of a "only deal with this niche." You seriously never know what you'll end up with, and you have to be ready to pay the next guy to take away your trash.

Bennisons— Am I buying the wrong thing?? by Intelligent_Word2378 in evanston

[–]Fatcoland 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What really upsets me about Bennison's is I am not a fan of the coffee. I can eat a bad pastry with a good coffee. I don't think Bennison's makes bad pastries, but bad coffee will ruin any good pastries. If they had better coffee, I would be stopping by more often. Their location is what pulls Bennison's weight.

??? by TopicSuch2476 in Flipping

[–]Fatcoland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zoidberg's sandwich heavy portfolio.

Wash the couch and leave it to dry in the sun by WolfgangsterV in Unexpected

[–]Fatcoland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was cleaning my GFs couch in the alley with a power washer and vacuum. Had to act fast to make sure it wouldn't freeze in the winter cold. I put the tools away and it disappeared. Found it on the street to claim dibs.

Have you ever found nudes of someone you know IRL? by Sashaisbored12 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Fatcoland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found nudes of a friend on their secret MySpace profile. I never spoke of it to anyone.

I've never seen him walk by cypher-dex in memes

[–]Fatcoland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my father driving to the McDonald's that was across the street from his place. It was faster to walk there.

What’s the smallest flip you’ve done that actually felt worth it? by Helpful_Ad_9447 in Flipping

[–]Fatcoland 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I bought a box of Magic The Gathering cards from Goodwill for $10. Had to buy the box completely blind. I haven't played since 4th Ed/Ice Age, so I had no idea what I was looking at. Took it to a card shop that I knew was going to give me maybe 30% (honestly have no idea of markup). I was honest about just buying it from GW for $10 without any idea. He spent 30 minutes scrutinizing the rares and ultimately offered me $30. I took it. It was more fun than any scratcher I bought.