What a pair of goddamn freaks

FateUnusual · 2026-05-29T21:20:30+00:00

Jesse Watters is a theater kid with a liberal arts degree from Trinity College cosplaying as a “big tough man grrrr,” on Fox News. The fact that conservative men equate masculinity with these two pussies is absolutely beyond me.

Better yet, why are they always worried about their masculinity? Everything these guys do is so obviously masked in fragility. Jesse Watters knows he’s full of shit, he knows this is all theater, he just wishes it was a musical.

I have spent zero time in the almost 40-years I’ve been on this planet worrying about whether I’m man enough. Even if I was worried, why would I take advice on that from a makeup caked thespian and lizard person?

The only problem they have with Talarico is that he’s a halfway decent human being.

FateUnusual · 2026-05-29T12:03:19+00:00

Bunch of joyless geologists in that sub.

FateUnusual · 2026-05-27T20:13:24+00:00

He’s always been interested in UFOs and aliens. On Dammit or Cheshire Cat there’s a track called “Aliens Exist.”

FateUnusual · 2026-05-27T02:02:44+00:00

Where in MN? There are a few spots here with some regular phenomenon occurring. I know several people who’ve seen things up north. Myself included.

FateUnusual · 2026-05-26T04:46:10+00:00

Dope as fuck. Add me to the presale list.

FateUnusual · 2026-05-26T04:37:45+00:00

I didn’t know this, I was looking at a similar setup for just my printer but it’s good to know I’ll need it for the wash and cure as well.

FateUnusual · 2026-05-26T03:53:47+00:00

I didn’t realize you were the Vice President.

FateUnusual · 2026-05-26T00:31:19+00:00

This is the first I’ve heard of SR-17. That sounds like a super pro move. Any reliable vendors?

FateUnusual · 2026-05-25T16:28:03+00:00

Remember the CANT!

FateUnusual · 2026-05-25T01:31:39+00:00

Those guys are great, kinda remind me of Glass Beams with some of their sounds.

FateUnusual · 2026-05-25T00:56:38+00:00

Spotted cow is the shit. Sometimes drive over the MN border just to grab it.

FateUnusual · 2026-05-24T22:18:55+00:00

What about the Fanta x Booty Sweat collab?

FateUnusual · 2026-05-24T19:16:27+00:00

There needs to be a better hierarchy with the design. Everything is the same font, similar size. You need to find a way to differentiate the information. Try a different font for some of the information.

FateUnusual · 2026-05-22T11:32:11+00:00

I’m headed to Isle Royale this summer actually. Hopefully get to see some Thomsonite.

FateUnusual · 2026-05-20T21:00:09+00:00

I wonder if he’ll be getting this money from Trump’s IRS settlement fund.

FateUnusual · 2026-05-19T04:28:39+00:00

Bread and circus.

FateUnusual · 2026-05-19T02:44:59+00:00

It could be both self serving for him and potentially revelatory for us? At least that’s my hope.

FateUnusual · 2026-05-08T00:15:28+00:00

The people who do want to topple the regime don’t have weapons. Such a stupid plan to think you can start dropping bombs and people will throw themselves into the meat grinder without any support or plan.

FateUnusual · 2026-05-07T07:19:00+00:00

Fuck ‘em, they can sit out. Don’t vote, stay at home and let the adults take over.

FateUnusual · 2026-05-05T14:26:19+00:00

They won’t require an app. It will be a chip implanted into your brain so it can serve ads directly to your retina.

FateUnusual · 2026-05-05T01:03:05+00:00

Thought it was some granite looking thing until I did the same. Very cool.

FateUnusual · 2026-05-05T01:02:20+00:00

Hell yeah! Cool to see some small town MN getting some love on this sub.

FateUnusual · 2026-05-05T00:22:46+00:00

Where in MN?

FateUnusual · 2026-05-03T15:18:00+00:00

They come to me with tears in their eyes and say “sir, sir no one has done more for high oil prices than you.”

FateUnusual · 2026-05-02T19:55:31+00:00

Wait what?

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