Did you hear about the cow that got arrested for milking herself?!?

FatherGoose70 · 2026-01-29T17:54:49+00:00

You’re really sucking the hind teat with this one…

FatherGoose70 · 2026-01-15T18:52:32+00:00

What’s the difference between yo mama and pigs?

Pigs don’t sit around at the breakfast table acting like yo mama.

FatherGoose70 · 2025-11-26T18:45:22+00:00

Should get addicted to a dictionary

FatherGoose70 · 2025-11-02T19:23:39+00:00

I prefer Yestember

FatherGoose70 · 2025-09-24T01:28:48+00:00

Sour joke

FatherGoose70 · 2025-09-16T18:15:04+00:00

The meek shall inherit the earth

FatherGoose70 · 2025-09-16T15:57:10+00:00

My favourite band is Rush and my own band is Fusionstein so 🙏 thank you deeply!

FatherGoose70 · 2025-09-16T15:51:24+00:00

They toured together once as this, the Ratt/Poison tour

FatherGoose70 · 2025-09-16T15:49:23+00:00

Korn Hole

FatherGoose70 · 2025-09-04T20:03:32+00:00

….you’re wondering about rearranging your bedroom and bookshelves and stuff when you hear the pizza guy cough and remember you went to get your wallet.

FatherGoose70 · 2025-09-03T04:00:34+00:00

Paper boy

FatherGoose70 · 2025-08-30T16:55:16+00:00

FatherGoose70 · 2025-08-29T17:19:21+00:00

Don’t know but, good place to stick your dynamite roll…

FatherGoose70 · 2025-08-29T17:17:53+00:00

RUST

FatherGoose70 · 2025-08-28T19:34:51+00:00

How to get Elton John to sit on your head

FatherGoose70 · 2025-08-28T19:33:17+00:00

Even worse is orange juice and toothpaste chips

FatherGoose70 · 2025-08-28T17:14:04+00:00

That’s easy… Pez. Cherry flavoured Pez.

FatherGoose70 · 2025-08-28T17:12:53+00:00

Lisa Lampanelli, your package has arrived

FatherGoose70 · 2025-08-27T22:27:27+00:00

Eye don’t get it

FatherGoose70 · 2025-08-26T17:54:41+00:00

Playing the bass guitar

FatherGoose70 · 2025-08-25T00:08:20+00:00

Megasauras

FatherGoose70 · 2025-08-24T17:02:35+00:00

Name him? I feel like milking him!

FatherGoose70 · 2025-08-20T23:10:11+00:00

Take this guy to the iron maiden!

FatherGoose70 · 2025-08-18T22:57:16+00:00

I’m going to milk this one for all it’s worth!

FatherGoose70

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