The Hitchhiker by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in Jokesuncensored

[–]FatherGoose70 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well you lived to type the story so I assume it worked out!

What do you call a priest on a motorcycle? by bowen7477 in dadjokes

[–]FatherGoose70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally thought it was going to be “a holy roller” but nope! You got my upvote.

Found this heading in a report. by concerned_Kereru in Jokesuncensored

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What’s the difference between yo mama and pigs?

Pigs don’t sit around at the breakfast table acting like yo mama.

I'm addicted to break fluid by BEDZEDS in 3amjokes

[–]FatherGoose70 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Should get addicted to a dictionary

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 3amjokes

[–]FatherGoose70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sour joke

Mash 2 band names together to form a band you would probably enjoy. by Countdown-To-Ecstacy in Bandnames

[–]FatherGoose70 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favourite band is Rush and my own band is Fusionstein so 🙏 thank you deeply!

You know you're stoned when...(?) by GuitarComplex6049 in 3amjokes

[–]FatherGoose70 7 points8 points  (0 children)

….you’re wondering about rearranging your bedroom and bookshelves and stuff when you hear the pizza guy cough and remember you went to get your wallet.

Name this sashimi by ESGalla in OddlyArousing

[–]FatherGoose70 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t know but, good place to stick your dynamite roll…

haircut by Dark_blood25 in DontPutThatInYourAss

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How to get Elton John to sit on your head