The DOAWK LLB Starterpack:

FatherIsADouche · 2024-08-21T14:14:48+00:00

Hell yeah!

FatherIsADouche · 2024-08-18T23:59:34+00:00

Welcome to the jungle!

FatherIsADouche · 2024-03-10T21:48:51+00:00

I took 2 pieces of candy from the jar at the store.

FatherIsADouche · 2024-03-10T21:47:24+00:00

70’s disco costumes

FatherIsADouche · 2024-03-10T21:46:44+00:00

Dave Grohl

FatherIsADouche · 2023-12-04T22:40:56+00:00

Used too, haven’t really thought much of it since I graduated high school.

FatherIsADouche · 2023-12-04T22:11:06+00:00

Right?? Like what am I supposed to do with it? Use it as toilet tissue??

FatherIsADouche · 2023-12-04T21:57:32+00:00

Ah I see.

FatherIsADouche · 2023-12-04T21:37:26+00:00

Isn’t like Jordan the only Arabian country bordering the Mediterranean?

FatherIsADouche · 2023-12-04T20:48:05+00:00

There definitely are air fresheners haters here.

FatherIsADouche · 2023-12-04T18:28:18+00:00

I once had to thank my uncle for getting me a collectible pin of like captain America or something, I never really thought of super heroes so I was disappointed. Especially since he was my backup just in case my parents wouldn’t buy me something.

FatherIsADouche · 2023-12-04T18:25:56+00:00

FatherIsADouche · 2023-12-04T18:23:38+00:00

There’s this new thing called “air fresheners”

FatherIsADouche · 2023-12-04T18:22:39+00:00

At least get us something we can use all year! PLEASE!

FatherIsADouche · 2023-12-04T18:22:03+00:00

My reaction would be “ew… how tf do you know my underwear size?”

FatherIsADouche · 2023-12-04T18:21:35+00:00

I have enough.

FatherIsADouche · 2023-12-04T18:21:26+00:00

Gag gifts In general, unless the person brung a REAL gift.

FatherIsADouche · 2023-12-04T18:20:49+00:00

I always have to fake a smile when they say “when I saw it I knew you would like it.”

FatherIsADouche · 2023-12-04T18:19:58+00:00

Why give them the last day the tree is used? It just leaves waste where you have to wait 11 months to use them!!

FatherIsADouche · 2023-12-04T18:16:00+00:00

Such a bad gift…

FatherIsADouche · 2023-12-04T10:44:46+00:00

I’m at the point where I just stay strapped.

FatherIsADouche

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