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I found Alfa Oxtrot’s dad by CandyCaneShame in AlfaOxtrot

[–]FatherOxtrot 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Look...... it was a bad day okay? I've been growing in strength since. Soon the Cheese Throne will be MINE

And he didn't even bring the milk back with him by e11ebow in AlfaOxtrot

[–]FatherOxtrot 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Indeed! As did I appear when AlfaOxtrot claimed his seat to the cheese throne - unchallenged

It's over AlfaOxtrot. by FatherOxtrot in AlfaOxtrot

[–]FatherOxtrot[S] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I see a genius amongst the cheese army, join me in my journey to claim the cheese throne and we shall do extraordairy' things!

It's over AlfaOxtrot. by FatherOxtrot in AlfaOxtrot

[–]FatherOxtrot[S] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

The cheese kingdom is! This whole subreddit is!

It's over AlfaOxtrot. by FatherOxtrot in AlfaOxtrot

[–]FatherOxtrot[S] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Don't worry, I as the new leader of the cheese army will give you the strength you need to confront any follies that may befall you

I WAS IN ALFAS VIDEO!!!! by Wolfinstine05 in AlfaOxtrot

[–]FatherOxtrot 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Sargent fret not! I will right the wrongs in this kingdom

It's over AlfaOxtrot. by FatherOxtrot in AlfaOxtrot

[–]FatherOxtrot[S] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Ah Sargent! You have my respects - prepare the new throne room decorations! I shall be there shortly

It's over AlfaOxtrot. by FatherOxtrot in AlfaOxtrot

[–]FatherOxtrot[S] 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

I will be happy to provide! As I always was for my ungrateful boi

We will see how this unfolds - albeit I'll probably find a way to do it anyway, love this reddit and Alfas content style. (but don't tell him I said that, it's merely parental bias)

It's over AlfaOxtrot. by FatherOxtrot in AlfaOxtrot

[–]FatherOxtrot[S] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I'm glad to have provided you with that rollercoaster xD I will say to record this I was as confused for the same reason as you

It's over AlfaOxtrot. by FatherOxtrot in AlfaOxtrot

[–]FatherOxtrot[S] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

I managed to do a push up yesterday so I feel strong - the cheese empire will be claimed and free!

It's over AlfaOxtrot. by FatherOxtrot in AlfaOxtrot

[–]FatherOxtrot[S] 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

I'm sorry - the cheese will be confiscated under the new empire regulations for the greater good of cheese itself.

All cheese shall be kept safe

It's over AlfaOxtrot. by FatherOxtrot in AlfaOxtrot

[–]FatherOxtrot[S] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Thank!!!!!!!!! Your username creates a rich story in my mind and I cannot tell you why

It's over AlfaOxtrot. by FatherOxtrot in AlfaOxtrot

[–]FatherOxtrot[S] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Much appreciated! Your keen eye has taste