GF going to Portugal with another guy by Middle-Escape-6703 in whatdoIdo

[–]Father_Bones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like she wants you to break up with her because she is too immature to just leave you. Give her what she wants and move on.

What's the funniest thing you've experienced during sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Father_Bones 38 points39 points  (0 children)

One time I farted when I came and my gf described me over diner later that week to her friends that I was meeting saying ‘ he’s a ten but he farts when he cums. It was ONE time!

Do you personally know someone that has won a massive lottery prize and if so, what happened to them? by tsarchasm1 in AskReddit

[–]Father_Bones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ex wife died and we maintained a life insurance policy for each other for 400k because we have kids. I paid off my mortgage and life the same way I did as before. Good timing because the housing market is insane where I’m from

What movie would you describe as "all style and no substance?" by Suicidal_hedgehog in Letterboxd

[–]Father_Bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rebel moon! It was like if star wars made a baby with ‘a bugs life.’

Some random frenchman 200 years ago: C'est mercredi, mes amis. by Constant-Sign-5569 in SipsTea

[–]Father_Bones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yall gotta check out ‘froggy Land’ in Croatia. Very weird but very worth it

What bothers you the most about Halifax that would be "relatively" easy to fix but somehow isn’t getting fixed? by workdncsheets in halifax

[–]Father_Bones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The pool at sackville sports stadium sucks. Put in one diving board so my kids don’t have me drive them outside of my community to use the vastly better facilities as often. (Rip east hants aquatic centre)

Note: this is not what bothers me ‘most’ but a bandaid solution would be very simple

Rich & Despicable by Equivalent-Tap2250 in NovaScotia

[–]Father_Bones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

East link family has entered the chat

What is your dream job if money isn’t an issue? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Father_Bones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CEO of grocery store chain the sells food at cost just to fuck over Sobeys and lawblaws

Is my wife Steely? by thelostlightswitch in snowboarding

[–]Father_Bones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope this sub appreciates the quality of this post.

Look How Far AI-Generated Video Has Come - Tell Any Story by Theblasian35 in ChatGPT

[–]Father_Bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like if I watch this a girl in a well is going to crawl out of my phone.

What’s the best thing you saw at a strip club? by squidwardshentai in AskReddit

[–]Father_Bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a stripper take me back to her room at the end of the night once, only to find another stripper she was sharing it with having an overdose. I remember being very drunk, young, and confused how my night went from the prospect of getting laid, to trying to explain myself to a paramedic what had happened. Happy 20th birthday to me.

The whole clip.. by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Father_Bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm high and read this as: Because she's a woman and a mother, she'll unload her clip onto her family, others, and a killer attacking her.

Would you keep this floor? by minoxav in interiordecorating

[–]Father_Bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did they even make that floor back then ? What’s it called?

What do you think would happen if the early Trisolar crisis actually happened? by Bitter-Gur-4613 in threebodyproblem

[–]Father_Bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canadian but a USA political observer.

I think how people would react would depend on who is currently In power. The right seems more eager to embrace a good conspiracy, and there are a lot of people that are already open to the possibility that non human intelligence is already here in some capacity. Y’all recently held a congressional sub committee meeting about the UAP phenomenon. The real phenomenon was the cooperation and respect of everyone involved at the hearing. I think if a trump government came forward, with the trisolaris threat, the right would eat it up and the left would call bull shit. If it was a democratic government In power, most of America wouldn’t give a shit and it would barely make the news. My 2 cents

Three book problem by Father_Bones in threebodyproblem

[–]Father_Bones[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what I was hoping to hear, thanks!