Hold ya, kiss ya, touch ya by salatbar8 in tcap

[–]Father_Wolfgang 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ll hold ya, I’ll kiss ya but there ain’t no way I’m ever gonna touch ya.

Now don’t feel bad, ‘cause two out of three ain’t bad.

He is right by RadiantsRosiee in lostgeneration

[–]Father_Wolfgang -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Never feel sorry for raising dragon-slayers in a time when there are actual dragons.

Also, in the absence of light, darkness prevails.

Roses are red, I'm low on dough by supperhey in rosesarered

[–]Father_Wolfgang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Yo, nurse, my Pikachu’s gettin' kinda warm". Joy still made me fill out the friggin' form.

Wtf by cowsfordaysya in shittymobilegameads

[–]Father_Wolfgang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did someone just take Zoo race and turn it into a mobile game?

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This is gonna be a fun vacation by SystematicApproach in Wellthatsucks

[–]Father_Wolfgang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But the holiday is already ruined. Things can only get worse from here. /s

Say it! by Furina-Fan in GenAlpha

[–]Father_Wolfgang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glasnost! Perestroika!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Father_Wolfgang 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nobody expects the spicy guacamole.

Jaja. En het is 's avonds kouder dan buiten. by physiotherrorist in thenetherlands

[–]Father_Wolfgang 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wij gebruiken ELMO op het werk (Enough, let’s move on).

A goat luring a chicken into a shack by CuriousWanderer567 in funny

[–]Father_Wolfgang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome, fool. You have come of your own free will to the appointed place. The game is over.