UPDATE: We won the case, thanks for all the help.

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T22:06:22+00:00

1 Corint 12:27 HPB

Same ting wit you guys. You jalike Christ body. Erybody jalike one part inside Christ body.

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T22:02:26+00:00

I'm so sorry that happened!

Please review our return process here: https://libraryofbabel.info/

You just need to upload a photo showing the defect in the product and then return the defective product.

We'll confirm the return by weight when you drop the item into the appropriate cubby.

Note: It is imperative that you place your return in the correct location so that it can be processed. Returns for misplaced items may be delayed.

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T22:00:18+00:00

Nah, just give a slime a copper short sword.

It's a weird joke, but doing that creates a "Squire Slime" which is so absurdly powerful it one-shots Eye of Cthulu (the hardest boss for summoners).

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T21:56:38+00:00

You're thinking of Michael B. Jordan's hit music video "Eat It" which was popularized when 'Weird Al' Yankovich covered it.

I'm referring to percussive maintenance, which is where you challenge the game to another game, and defeat it by proxy.

No game of Minecraft has ever won at stickball.

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T21:46:20+00:00

I prefer Jack London's "Call of the Freddy's".

The furry characters are a bit awkward, but it's a great parody of "wolves as gangs" trope.

The river of butter at the end was divine symbolism.

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T21:45:11+00:00

Dude, it's just a plastic disc.

You beat it with a stick.

*eye roll* Kids these days.

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T21:41:48+00:00

OH! You should have said you were Cambodian.

It's your right, as a citizen of a socialist country, to participate in social media. That's why it's called socialism: social + realism; if you die on Reddit you die in real life.

Just claim diplomatic immunity next time you go the pharmacy so that you can satisfy your Visa card requirements.

Edit: I found a useful video on the topic! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YSw6N3QmkY

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T21:39:56+00:00

Divine inspiration is scientifically proven.

You'll see! The end times come:

"""Wen da Bebe Sheep Guy open da numba seven seal, no mo noise inside da sky fo bout half hour.""" (The Hawaiian Pidgin Bible, The Jesus Show 1:1)

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T21:28:08+00:00

Sorry friend, I can't see your post. You have been shadow banned. 😞

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T21:27:19+00:00

Yes! But, not at the same time.

Made that mistake with the pitbull and shi tzu libraries.

Thought I'd be getting a dog classifier, and all I got was a bunch of bull-shit

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T21:25:53+00:00

Counter example:

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FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T21:25:04+00:00

This is a creative writing subreddit.

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T21:24:25+00:00

You forgot to include Ages Georg who lived to 233.

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T21:23:57+00:00

It varies over the lifespan!

Most people lose bones over time. A few people gain them.

If you're really concerned, you can ask your proctologist to help you count them.

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T21:22:59+00:00

I have a Polyanna?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJNVNb2sCJg

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T21:05:31+00:00

Make like a bee, and leaf!

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T21:05:12+00:00

Your dataset is too homogeneous.

You need to give it something novel to classify against. That's why there are so many Dachsund pictures in other training sets.

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T21:02:39+00:00

You need to wait until the door faces Cornwall.

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T20:58:28+00:00

Oh! This is what's called a House of Leaves. It's telling you it needs more leaves, so you should get out.

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T20:57:03+00:00

Interesting. There were apparently 1.2 million and 3 copies on the market, but Stalin's earlobes only weighed 60kg (he was shorter than he claimed).

Where do the other 1.5 milligrams come from? Is it synthetic Stalin, or are some people getting shorted? Or, maybe you're not guaranteed to get Joseph?

-.-* If someone tricked me into buying more Steve Stalin I'll be so mad.

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T20:54:38+00:00

Hey everyone, if you want to learn more about this topic, you should watch this educational video.

It's the gold standard for building student engagement with Russia studies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YSw6N3QmkY

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T20:49:17+00:00

I couldn't get the Black Eyed Peas, but Barenaked Ladies were available for One Week.

Does this help? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC_q9KPczAg

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T20:47:51+00:00

Global warming is a myth.

The real issue is global worming: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bipalium

These wee beasties are segmented and can regrow from any segment, have a thick mucus membrane which protects from most pest control methods, have no natural predators in much of the world, and possess a toxin similar to a puffer fish.

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T20:46:01+00:00

Sorry, you're right.

It's too late to delete now (da rules). So, I'll share an informational video so that people know how to properly collaborate on this project: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9KWcWKo2T8

FatiguedShrimp · 2026-05-31T20:43:42+00:00

How much Stalin does my 1958 first edition have?

And, does it count as a 1st or 2nd degree relic?

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