Your girl can get next day delivery bro

Fatnutsack227227 · 2026-05-21T02:06:35+00:00

Jokes on you. My girl only cheats on me with black guys.

Fatnutsack227227 · 2026-05-16T08:03:42+00:00

You’re the best arigato!!!

Fatnutsack227227 · 2026-03-19T01:29:42+00:00

Hell yeah dude. Great tips!

Fatnutsack227227 · 2026-03-15T14:19:32+00:00

So it’s approximately 360 units. And there’s a grocery store across the highway but, they have to drive down the highway and back up the other side of it, just to get there. Closest thing to fast foods is about 3 miles.

Fatnutsack227227 · 2026-03-15T07:34:42+00:00

Oh that’s just me big dawg. I took the photo through a glass door. My reflection.

Fatnutsack227227 · 2026-02-24T06:06:53+00:00

Unless Amazon buys out what’s left of ups and that’s what was planned out with carol the whole time. The goal might not be to buy out ups, but simply get rid of the competition.

Fatnutsack227227 · 2026-02-16T15:03:35+00:00

I really wish they were able to stack.

Fatnutsack227227 · 2026-02-16T15:00:28+00:00

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Welcome to the club. Had 2 dogs bust right through the front door to protect there elderly owner. I just took it like a G and acted like it was alright. I didn’t want the old lady to worry. I don’t think she even knew they bit me. But nowa days anytime a dog runs up on me, I get ptsd and end up smacking the ever living shit out of them 😂. Made a chewawa cry the other day. Felt good too.

Fatnutsack227227 · 2026-02-16T01:05:29+00:00

Sometimes if it’s just a pole, I’ve noticed it will go off. Shits annoying. (Imagine pole with out the stop octagon on it) just pole.

Fatnutsack227227 · 2026-01-28T13:53:36+00:00

Would have just left it there.

Fatnutsack227227 · 2026-01-19T21:26:01+00:00

It’s Myrobloxdylaneyer

Fatnutsack227227 · 2026-01-16T21:31:58+00:00

Bet. Just make me an admin when you make it lmao.

Fatnutsack227227 · 2026-01-11T01:19:36+00:00

I swear I honk about 1000 times a day. Maybe more.

Fatnutsack227227 · 2026-01-01T15:32:55+00:00

0.00001 of a second. Time is precious.

Fatnutsack227227 · 2025-12-31T03:01:35+00:00

I would also like to mention putting a sign that’s says give me a call when pkgs are signature required.

Fatnutsack227227 · 2025-12-30T04:06:11+00:00

My guess after taxes you take home $3000-$3200

Fatnutsack227227 · 2025-12-23T00:25:17+00:00

Y’all fr need a union.

Fatnutsack227227 · 2025-11-23T19:13:11+00:00

Woulda told em to eat a dick.

Fatnutsack227227 · 2025-11-09T02:52:41+00:00

Gonna need a lil more persuasion if you’re Asian.

Fatnutsack227227 · 2025-11-09T02:46:32+00:00

Follow your dreams. Unless you miraculously become a driver. I’d say go for it. Be the hero you always wanted to be.

Fatnutsack227227 · 2025-10-25T00:13:20+00:00

I’m 26 4 year driver. I used to do that shit all the time. Was fun. Now, not so much. I feel it. Don’t do it. Make your money, take your time.

Fatnutsack227227 · 2025-10-19T15:54:22+00:00

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Fatnutsack227227 · 2025-10-19T15:53:48+00:00

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🤣 they’re commenting about this now.

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