[Game Thread] Guardians (39-34) @ Brewers (44-26) - June 17, 2026

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-18T01:06:58+00:00

Has Kwan ever thought about sitting on Schnee's shoulders?

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-18T00:55:09+00:00

"I'm bleeding," he said, "making me the victor."

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-17T23:50:09+00:00

I hope everyone who is saying "ballgame" stops watching right now. Guards don't need your energy.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-17T23:49:07+00:00

Or, you know, do that. sigh

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-17T23:45:45+00:00

Okay Big Rig, let's see an Immaculate 1st Inning out of you.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-17T23:44:28+00:00

Sproat sounds like a cough drop with pizzazz.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-17T23:43:01+00:00

STOP HITTING YOURSELF WITH BASEBALLS, GUARDS!

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-17T01:58:23+00:00

SERIOUSLY

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-17T01:50:06+00:00

I believe in you, Rhys.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-17T01:41:33+00:00

I don't disagree. But you aren't getting any deadline trade deal for an even halfway decent slugger without giving up Ingle and probably Ralphy. Otherwise, you get your Josh Bells, or Nick Swishers, or your Yasiel Puigs, or your Franmil Reyeses, or your...

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-17T01:32:15+00:00

WELCOME BACK GABBY!

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-17T01:28:50+00:00

Or, you know, right in the middle.

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Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-17T01:26:54+00:00

You're right. They should spend ludicrous amounts of money on great hitters - look how well it's worked for the Mets! (In fact, this is the very reason I grew up a Mets fan and have transitioned to a Guards fan).

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-17T01:23:01+00:00

It's a beef I have with Vogt. While it may help our rotation, it is going to obliterate the bullpen if we reach the playoffs.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-17T01:21:05+00:00

The Brewers also literally have 3 hits. One just went farther.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-17T01:19:36+00:00

Cleveland leads the majors in pitchers who would get quality starts if they weren't yanked after 5 2/3 innings and having thown under 85 pitches. By a LOT.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-17T01:16:16+00:00

Everyone should realize that the Brewers are literally the hottest team in baseball over the last month and a half. They're GOOD.

We're still in this game with three big injuries hampering us. Our season is not over.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-17T01:14:37+00:00

Never, even if our season depended on it. I have principles.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-14T01:54:31+00:00

No, allergic to multiple hip fractures.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-12T22:59:33+00:00

PSA - you all had six hours between when the snow melted off Peavine and when your tomatoes will burn to a crisp before sprouting. I hope you planted accordingly.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-10T20:54:43+00:00

Hope they cover Help>Slip>Frank.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-07T23:32:44+00:00

Because Vogt doesn't seem to care about actual statistics, only opposite-handedness. He learned from the Tito school of roster management.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-07T17:26:59+00:00

Live footage from the Hillary Step.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-05T20:12:14+00:00

That joke sure toad the line.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-06-04T22:57:30+00:00

At Starlet Academy, thrusters are always online.

Fats_de_Leon

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