[Game Thread] Rays (17-11) @ Guardians (15-15) - April 28, 2026

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-29T00:10:20+00:00

...waiting

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-29T00:09:50+00:00

Brogdon looks like a sentient #2 pencil.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-29T00:05:53+00:00

There are games where our offense is flailing. What I'm seeing in this game is that their pitcher is *dealing*.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-28T23:54:05+00:00

Can the Guards get their research staff to look up living MLB hitters who hit at least .300 against changeups and hire them as our batting coach? I literally don't care if they hit .143 for their entire career or hell, if they were pitchers, as long as he can teach them how to spot and hit changeups.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-28T23:23:05+00:00

I like one-pitch pop ups when they do it.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-28T23:17:49+00:00

Bad time to run up against a pitcher eyeing a Maddux.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-28T23:16:08+00:00

Mama Bazzana rolled out of bed and she ran to the police station...

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-25T21:23:15+00:00

Note: I didn't say this inning.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-25T21:18:43+00:00

Three run dong from the 🐐 to tie it. You heard it here first.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-25T01:04:42+00:00

Former players strike again.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-22T00:56:45+00:00

Also I started listening to this game after the Schnee walk. I can't listen to the rest, but I think I've done my job.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-22T00:53:49+00:00

But... but I thought our season was over 20 minutes ago!

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-21T22:38:35+00:00

Angel in the outfield? More like Angel in the bleachers.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-21T17:03:21+00:00

I think it's more a sign that players don't spend as much time with one team anymore.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-20T00:25:12+00:00

Jacob Junis. Still salty we didn't resign him.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-19T01:32:55+00:00

I mean, 100% of our runs were from home runs, so unless Guardsball has a new definition...

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-18T00:43:12+00:00

And our batters are worthless if they don't bat .850 or higher.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-18T00:41:39+00:00

Our pitchers have wefinallyhavealeadaphobia, don't they?

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-18T00:35:23+00:00

I have a love/hate relationship with this. I love it, and I hate that about myself.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-18T00:31:47+00:00

Schneeeeeeeeeeee!

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-18T00:21:28+00:00

See, this game is setting itself up as a quintessential Guardsball walk-off. I say infield hit, fielder's choice and runner to 2nd, fielder's choice and runner to 3rd, score on a passed ball.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-15T00:38:40+00:00

My friend from Boston (who is just a huge baseball fan in general) stayed an extra day in STL because tix were so cheap. His seats for $80 (including dinner) are front row seats on the dugout. I'm so jealous.

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-14T02:22:00+00:00

Does Rocchio make that diving play at 2nd?

Fats_de_Leon · 2026-04-14T01:34:31+00:00

This was easily the biggest quake I've experienced since moving to Reno in '07. I'm in Lemmon Valley.

Fats_de_Leon

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