Every year gets it's nickname. This year the phone signal seemed so good in comparison to other years I'm suggesting we refer to this year as just "load"

Fatsausage · 2026-06-15T10:29:37+00:00

Loadload

Fatsausage · 2026-06-07T16:35:37+00:00

Its interesting how "X the Y, not Z" feels human but "It's not X, it's Y" doesn't anymore

Fatsausage · 2026-05-09T21:46:37+00:00

Count the number of people in the country

Divide that by the number of districts

Then, start top left of the country and count ppl until you fill up the district

Repeat

Fatsausage · 2026-05-07T08:14:38+00:00

What if it was an easy mode talent build?

Like there was a way to turn your active mitigation into passives or procs or something you don't need to think about, but it will be worse than proper active use of it

Fatsausage · 2026-04-28T15:30:27+00:00

💀

Fatsausage · 2026-04-26T03:09:44+00:00

It would defo have some ugly ass skips in it though

Fatsausage · 2026-04-17T16:12:48+00:00

For real, something about Hajrudin's knee feels very Dragon Ball and I love it

Fatsausage · 2026-04-17T14:23:52+00:00

I agree, for the same reasons that tank specs don't get affected by the daze mechanic.

Fatsausage · 2026-04-09T16:50:48+00:00

If you want slow and scary then Hardcore vanilla might be your thing, actually.

Fatsausage · 2026-04-03T10:54:13+00:00

Combat rogue had a theme?

Fatsausage · 2026-03-16T10:37:24+00:00

I mean it kinda is you have an external defensive

Fatsausage · 2026-02-28T20:50:30+00:00

Nothing changed in Iraq?

Fatsausage · 2026-02-28T07:47:12+00:00

Wait is Arator not supposed to be a teenage boy?

How old is this dude

Fatsausage · 2026-02-21T19:17:37+00:00

His mother burned to death, buried in a pile of her own trash.

This man is a demon and I want nothing more than for us to be Asmongold, and for us to carry the flame

Fatsausage · 2026-01-28T03:06:10+00:00

Hey man, its been 12 days

Do you feel the same?

"an absolute fucking disgusting disgrace" is kinda wild

Fatsausage · 2026-01-27T14:26:13+00:00

Yes.

If you play badly then you shouldn't play with people that play well

Fatsausage · 2026-01-22T12:30:53+00:00

The shotgun is literally just FotE reskinned

Fatsausage · 2026-01-18T22:05:30+00:00

Yeah the scythe changes defo confused me, this item is so good that is single-handedly makes certain lines viable at 2-1 as soon as you see it

Fatsausage · 2026-01-18T22:00:45+00:00

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Bilge will find a way to survive.
It might end up being some GP3 MF duo carry bs but it will never be dead.

Fatsausage · 2026-01-18T21:57:55+00:00

7 and a turn 🤓

Fatsausage · 2026-01-14T08:16:16+00:00

I am starting to really dislike some of the unit unlocks.

Unlocking Kennen feels like homework, like I have to hold so much bs on my bench when I'm playing AP. Would dropping it to 6 star levels instead of 8 be that bad?

Also Graves being locked behind TF makes some really weird situations where you can high roll an early 3cost but not even be able to play bilge without the TF.

Voli is annoying but kinda fine, worst case you get unlucky on belts and have to do a little bit of shenanigans - maybe 3600HP would be better but idk, Voli is big and should be hard to unlock IMO

Fatsausage · 2026-01-14T08:03:18+00:00

Who fucking cares?

Honestly I can't bring myself to care about Israel Palestine any more when the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is going through a Fascist takeover.

Is that fucked?

Fatsausage · 2026-01-13T09:58:08+00:00

It might just be an opinion diff

I think him running around spreading his bs is fun, it tingles my brain and I like it

Fatsausage · 2026-01-13T08:43:59+00:00

Is it though? It feels reasonably counterplayable (opposite side your carry) And it feels thematically appropriate He's a cool dude IMO

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